3 things you look for in a woman

[Buffy Beffy]

3 foot tall (so she is at optimum height always)

A flat head (for resting beer and food on)

A mute (women should be seen and not heard)

What tha....

 

[Buffy Beffy]

3 foot tall (so she is at optimum height always)

A flat head (for resting beer and food on)

A mute (women should be seen and not heard)

What tha....
mmmm...you're not lookin for a woman, you're lookin for a cold one in front of a t.v. outputting porn.

 

[Gymgurl]

What tha....
mmmm...you're not lookin for a woman, you're lookin for a cold one in front of a t.v. outputting porn.

You must know Tuc!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

basically every attribute buffy beffy has

 

[Buffy Beffy]

basically every attribute buffy beffy has

*blushing*

 

[tuc biscuit]

gag, hurl, vomit, get a room etc.

 

[Gymgurl]

Tuc....You look like you just crawled out from under a rock with the hair of yours lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

ditto

 

[Gymgurl]

Oh you sexy thing you.....did you just get out of prision? Looking good in the mug shot.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, in light of T2C's post, I want to add "Not crazy" some of you already know about my psyco ex. Ok, I'll at least settle for "takes her medication".