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3 things you look for in a woman

fsupat70

fsupat70

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The 3 things i look for in a woman are:

1. a nice big butt (preferably one that doesnt leave skid marks in the panties).

2. the ability and willingness to blow me whenever i want (swallowing my load is a given).

3. cooking skills (and serving me the food when she is finished preparing it for me).

These are the 3 things that are a must for any woman i date, and if she does these things for me i will give her the privledge of having my penis.

So what are 3 thing you all look for in the opposite sex?
 
My three things are....

1. The male must appreciate me and love me no matter what.

2. He must be willing to go to Walmart and buy me tampons and not fear embarrassment.

3. His penis must be at least 7 inches long.


These are the 3 things I require in a man. I take applications for this also. MY current boyfriend buys me tampons if I need them, he even asks the doorgreeter at the walmart :) which aisle Kotex are in.
 
3 holed qualified is a huge plus

A dime piece (with a great ass)

One that doesnt mind me fuckin other bitches....

Any volunteers?
 
My 3 things are:

1.) Must lick the kitty for hours before he can even think about getting off.

2.) Must only say the words....."Yes Dear, what ever YOU want" other wise never speak to me unless spoken to.....

3.) Must be built with muscles and have a great cock to to what ever I want with, when I want to....

3.)
 
Gymgurl said:
My 3 things are:

1.) Must lick the kitty for hours before he can even think about getting off.

2.) Must only say the words....."Yes Dear, what ever YOU want" other wise never speak to me unless spoken to.....

3.) Must be built with muscles and have a great cock to to what ever I want with, when I want to....

3.)
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:sick:
 
Mine:

1) Able to put up with my high maintenance ass - I only eat this, I have to train now, I need a shot in my right glute... no the other right...

2) Desires me as much as I desire her - which is always, anytime, anywhere, any entrance (oral, anal or vaginal)

3) Respects me, and treats me accordingly. And of course, I do unto others as they do unto me, so I respect her too, duh.

DrG
 
SoKlueles said:
My three things are....

1. The male must appreciate me and love me no matter what.

2. He must be willing to go to Walmart and buy me tampons and not fear embarrassment.

3. His penis must be at least 7 inches long.


These are the 3 things I require in a man. I take applications for this also. MY current boyfriend buys me tampons if I need them, he even asks the doorgreeter at the walmart :) which aisle Kotex are in.
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Karma to you for training a man to get your monthly supplies!!
 
1. NOT a butter face. Need the whole package. Not taller or heavier than me.
2. Great personality and smart. Doesn't make the ol PMS excuse.
3. Extremely horny!!!!!
 
speedy7 said:
1. NOT a butter face. Need the whole package. Not taller or heavier than me.
2. Great personality and smart. Doesn't make the ol PMS excuse.
3. Extremely horny!!!!!
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that was like....12 crammed into 3 sentences:) but ...um.ok ones i guess...
 
SoKlueles said:
My three things are....

1. The male must appreciate me and love me no matter what.

2. He must be willing to go to Walmart and buy me tampons and not fear embarrassment.

3. His penis must be at least 7 inches long.


These are the 3 things I require in a man. I take applications for this also. MY current boyfriend buys me tampons if I need them, he even asks the doorgreeter at the walmart :) which aisle Kotex are in.
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What about a thick 6 who loves to lick pussy? :licker:
 
high sex drive (great ass goes hand in hand with this somehow)

is not driven by need for attention (haven't found a girl that fits that description yet...)

independent thinker (makes decisions on her own, doesn't buy into mass media or pop culture)
 
3 foot tall (so she is at optimum height always)

A flat head (for resting beer and food on)

A mute (women should be seen and not heard)
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
  • character - is she trustworthy?
  • looks - which also includes a good personality
  • love making - which also includes foreplasy
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this pretty much sums up what I look for as well
 
1. attractive face and personality
2. intelligent and loyal
3. sexual compatability
 
1. Has an ass like a 10 year old boy
2. Minimum of "c" tits, natural or fake doesn't matter
3. Swallows my cum with much delight
4. Willing to take in the ass
5. Nice teeth
6. Well tanned
7. Flat tummy
8. Good Cook
9. Loves to fuck
10. Lets me fondle her whereever whenever
11. Cleans the house
12. Enjoys giving me injections
13. Loves to watch me spend $$ on my vehicles
14. Good maternalistic instincts


... oops I guess I am a little over 3 things
 
good list mr. nigga
 
I don't like where this is going.

On the other hand, I'd love to have a woman who would give me my injects and then give me a massage afterwards. No more priest/little boy talk please.
 
Well, after the experienes I've had in the last few weeks, which came to head yesterday. I don't really want to be with anyone right now, but 3 traits a woman must have...
1) honesty. Tell me up front who she really is, why she is interested in me, and any other men (husbands, boyfriends, ex's etc) who might cause a problem for us.
2) love me for who I am, and be willing to understand my baggage, and why I'm so high maintenaince.
3) sexually compatable with me
 
If I am looking for a fuck buddy, I’d say:
1. Great body
2. Tight pussy
3. Able to deep throat me

More seriously, for a more significant relationship, I’d say:
1. She should be my friend as well as my lover
2. We should share a common outlook on life (as opposed to sharing the same interests – which may be nice but is not the same thing)
3. She should enjoy sex, and want to enjoy it, as much as I do
 
fsupat70 said:
The 3 things i look for in a woman are:

1. a nice big butt (preferably one that doesnt leave skid marks in the panties).

2. the ability and willingness to blow me whenever i want (swallowing my load is a given).

3. cooking skills (and serving me the food when she is finished preparing it for me).

These are the 3 things that are a must for any woman i date, and if she does these things for me i will give her the privledge of having my penis.

So what are 3 thing you all look for in the opposite sex?
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Skid marks are cool in women's panties
 
1) attractive (personality and looks)
2) trustworthy
3) does unto me as I do unto her
4) sexual compatibility

sorry, i couldnt get it down to just "3"... basically shes gotta be hot, nice, sweet, smart, trustworthy, makes me feel confident as I do her, doesnt expect everyting and expect to give nothing, and we gotta have good sex, be into the same shit, and I guess we gotta fit eachother propperly... oh yeah, shes gotta have good personal hygeine too.

complete compatibility baby!

oh and SoKlueles, when you measure a dick, from the top, can you push the end of the measuring tape in a bit (like bone pressed) to get the 7"? does that count?... or is it still considered 6+ or whatever?

;)
 
Mr. Black said:
For everyone down south...."ass like a 10 year old boy" = redneck term for nice round little female ass
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Why not just say, "ass like a 10 year old girl", then? Lot less homosexual.
 
tuc biscuit said:
3 foot tall (so she is at optimum height always)

A flat head (for resting beer and food on)

A mute (women should be seen and not heard)
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What tha....
 
tuc biscuit said:
3 foot tall (so she is at optimum height always)

A flat head (for resting beer and food on)

A mute (women should be seen and not heard)
Click to expand...

What tha....
mmmm...you're not lookin for a woman, you're lookin for a cold one in front of a t.v. outputting porn.
 
Ok, in light of T2C's post, I want to add "Not crazy" some of you already know about my psyco ex. Ok, I'll at least settle for "takes her medication".
 
Three things???

Drunk and Rich come to mind.

Let me think....

oh yeah...owning a liquor store would be nice.
 
girls you don't really find submissive guys attractive so stop talking bull , too nice guy = boring and then you move onto someone more challenging because he intrigues you and is not so fucking predictable
 
fsupat70 said:
The 3 things i look for in a woman are:

1. a nice big butt (preferably one that doesnt leave skid marks in the panties).

2. the ability and willingness to blow me whenever i want (swallowing my load is a given).

3. cooking skills (and serving me the food when she is finished preparing it for me).

These are the 3 things that are a must for any woman i date, and if she does these things for me i will give her the privledge of having my penis.

So what are 3 thing you all look for in the opposite sex?
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you forgot to mention...blowing you from under the table while you eat the dinner she has prepared for you
 
1-Likes to suck dick
2-Likes to lick clits(while I watch)
3-stunning good looks.
 
and wtf is getting tea bagged???? I dont even like tea....and gymgurl....you look alot like Linda Tripp.....It just now hit me.
 
1. Rich
2. Beautiful
3. Swallows like a pro

Oh yeah, that describes my wife. Man am I lucky.

Plan B would be to find the girl in this video:
 
1.) Has to love being around me and doing things (other than fucking) with me.

2.) Has to know how to eat pussy.

3.) Has to be himself.
 
Gymgurl said:
My 3 things are:

1.) Must lick the kitty for hours before he can even think about getting off.

2.) Must only say the words....."Yes Dear, what ever YOU want" other wise never speak to me unless spoken to.....

3.) Must be built with muscles and have a great cock to to what ever I want with, when I want to....
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Ditto on the requirements!
 
lick the kitty for hours??? bwahahaha
Yes dear whtever you wish... bwahahaha
muscles and great cock...

muscles and great cock are reasonable, but you must have SuperPussy to get him to agree with everything else...
 
Too many to really say what is top 3, but if I had to...

1) Down to fuckin earth girl (don't want me no snobby high maintenance woman who thinks she is queen Zulu)

2) Open-minded (if you know what I mean)

3) MUST have nice legs and ESPECIALLY nice feet!! (as I like to call it, must have a "deluxe lower limb package")
 
1. At least as tall as me in my highest heels. Built like a brick shit house but sweet as a teddy bear
2. Goes down on a drop of a dime and can go all night long.
3. Likes to cuddle!!
 
speedy7 said:
1. NOT a butter face. Need the whole package. Not taller or heavier than me.
2. Great personality and smart. Doesn't make the ol PMS excuse.
3. Extremely horny!!!!!
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What's a butter face? :confused:
 
dayna4u2nv said:
1. At least as tall as me in my highest heels. Built like a brick shit house but sweet as a teddy bear
2. Goes down on a drop of a dime and can go all night long.
3. Likes to cuddle!!
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lmao described me to a T
 
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