I believe in a Higher Power

[OMEGA]

but how does one who says they believe feel the need to write this garbage to "help out" families?
Talk about feeding your freind who is hungry, or caring for the weak...

is playing with you thing really a problem>?

How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire


lol i fell for it, its joke site

 

[PICK3]

Re: I believe in God

At the end if the only accounting I have to answer for is rubbing some off ... I'll be satisfied.

 

[cuthroat]

Well links not working for me but I can get the gist of what the article is on and this makes me laugh. Individuals that go on witch hunts/crusades like this do more harm then good for the existence of their faith. And you are well aware of my opinions on Religion or the existence of a deity by now so I won't bring that up.

 

[nangiggles]

be on the look out for masturbators!!!

 

[cuthroat]

Got the article to load...is providing me with tons of LOLs. Does make me a little mad that these ignorant uneducated fucks write complete BS and pass it off as truth? Priceless

Despite the warnings of doctors and religious scholars, masturbation still remains very popular in America.

masturbation is directly connected to yeast infections in women and prostate cancer in young men

Maternal wisdom has long stated that oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long steamy showers and a pungent bleach-like odor on one’s bedsheets are all red flags of masturbation invasion. One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

This guy is fucking gold.

Religion is poison for the masses...drink up.

 

[Arabian]

lol, where do you find this stuff Omega? lol

 

[ceo]

lolz up in that link

 

[Crocodome]

is playing with you thing really a problem>?

Only if the rest of the Fantastic Four are jealous.

 

[SouthernLord]

I believe in not being a sheep.

 

[RADAR]

I just don't give a rats ass! what will be will be,one day i will soar the cosmos

 

[OMEGA]

Vajazzling, The Newest Threat To Your College Son | ChristWire

 

[SouthernLord]

I would rather burn in hell than live in a fairy world filled with the people who run and write for that site.

It's truely disturbing.

 

[Strongbow]

Dbol makes me tired as fuck. Oh shit wrong thread, my bad. Think I will go jerk off and go to sleep.

 

[nangiggles]

In the 1950s and before, things were much better on campuses nationwide. At that point in time, women were still more inclined to stay at home and raise a family, as nature intended.

You see, parents, females instinctively desire to seek out a quality mate and tempt him to have children with her. We cannot fully fault college girls for being a victim of their feeble, near-sighted minds. It is innate to the XX gene-set.

This behavior is nothing short of whore antics. I wish I could say I was surprised, but as should be known, it is rare to find a woman who does not have a cheating, slutty and whorish side to herself. This dangerous vajazzling trend is just another part of the downfall of America

Holly shit I think I might go on a murdering spree after this, it offended me so deeply I have no words.... and for the record NO I dont vajazzle

 

[cindylou]

don't be offended, it's fake. It's Christian satire.

 

[just...v]

Lol, yea, noway is that real. It's so ridiculously funny, thou.

 

[cindylou]

www.bestchurchofgod.org

 

[cindylou]

lol @ you all thinking that was for realz

its funny though, don't delete Omega!

 

[OMEGA]

WOW ok it is a fake site jeez:

Blacks Are Scary, More So At Night | ChristWire

 

[SouthernLord]

Bwahahahaha

That is super fucking funny then!

 

[OMEGA]

Hell Yeah lol:

How Did Harry Potter Turn Emma Watson Into Whoredevil – 100 Pictures Evidence | ChristWire

 

[cindylou]

lmao

 

[needtogetarmy]

be on the look out for masturbators!!!

 

[cindylou]

Miley Cyrus Exposes Her Fish Cave | ChristWire

 

[just...v]

Lol

 

[OMEGA]

Miley Cyrus Exposes Her Fish Cave | ChristWire

looooooooool

 

[nangiggles]

oh no, I meant that in a good way, I'm always on the look out LOL

Oh ok, if it is a mock page than it is LOLz

 

[ceo]

for the record NO I dont vajazzle

pics for proof!!!

 

[redshirt27se]

Miley Cyrus Exposes Her Fish Cave | ChristWire

LOL @ the like/dislike being praise or condemn

 

[ceo]

lol @ you all thinking that was for realz

its funny though, don't delete Omega!

well, not all of us thought it was for realz. Some of us knew it was satire right away.

Good stuff though. Gets a lot of people riled up. lolz!

 

[OMEGA]

i ride teh yallow bus

 

[ricco561]

but how does one who says they believe feel the need to write this garbage to "help out" families?
Talk about feeding your freind who is hungry, or caring for the weak...

is playing with you thing really a problem>?

How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire


lol i fell for it, its joke site

I’m a recovering Catholic.
I’m familiar with the evils of masturbation.

 

[just...v]

I believe that if everyone masturbated on a regular basis the world would be a much more peaceful place.

 

[ceo]

I believe that if everyone masturbated on a regular basis the world would be a much more peaceful place.

maybe if you post some nude pics, everyone here can get started on that!

 

[OMEGA]

lol

 

[ricco561]

I believe that if everyone masturbated on a regular basis the world would be a much more peaceful place.

Maybe we could help each other out?

 

[uamaverick]

i ride teh yallow bus

By "yellow bus" do you mean you ride with a bunch of azns?

 

[just...v]

Maybe we could help each other out?

You boys will just have to use your imaginations.

 

[ceo]

find out about my "higher powers" at DrugsProfiles.com | Home

Git sum!