i'd jerk a bro off for a million dollars
jus' sayin'
discuss
rob?
where would you stand? reacharound is probably best
and have his ass facing my dick?
way to gaye bro.
iv thought about it to get rid of boners while wearing mesh shorts
lol @ both of you being naked in your fantasy!!
you're right bro you should kneel in front of him and beg for a facial
speaking of fantasy, it would appear you have yours fairly developed.

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hey p, do you think about being with men often?
She was upset last week when I told her I dont watch pr0n.
Just sayin...

hey p, do you think about being with men often?
a.) no one would admit to that
b.) penises are gross. if i was a chick, i'd probably be a lezzy
nothing like a nice looking kitty :O
and + 1 for the million dollar jerkoff. but lol @ both being naked
Don't sell yourself short. A mill is not that much.
that million dollars would have to be tax free....lol.
I see TOTW material right here. Somebody has to post some appalling drunken close encounter with a tranny or some kind of shame story regarding this topic. Shame stories are the best. Bino's got a great one if I remember correctly, but it's got nothin to do with this topic.
hope and change, recall?
40% taxed to support abortions and breast lypo suction for the needdy
we talking tax free mil?
or after taxes![]()

yeah, even tax free
I mean If I was to do something out of my comfort zone, I would definitely raise the stakes. It would put "client #9" to shame![]()
lol
time to start emptying out the piggy bank
i don't like where this thread is going lol
Please...I had this hypothetical discussion about a dozen times in the army while sitting in BFE....
i guess that didn't satisfy you enough since you still clicked the thread?
a.) no one would admit to that
Please...I had this hypothetical discussion about a dozen times in the army while sitting in BFE....
yeah, no one admits it IRL, but this is teh interwebs to just random people so who cares.
plus, i'm just asking about just THOUGHTS not actions.
nope ... not even for a millisecond
guess my brain is just not wired that way
Now; Would you jerk off another bloke if you could prevent the death of a really good bro (hostage / execution scenario)?
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...

i'd jerk a bro off for a million dollars
jus' sayin'
discuss
rob?
No, even if I could save the entire universe from annihilation I'm still not giving no dudes a reach around or performing any other Mo acts.
lol @ both of you being naked in your fantasy!!
you're right bro you should kneel in front of him and beg for a facial
Please...I had this hypothetical discussion about a dozen times in the army while sitting in BFE....
Teh Jackets anti-geigh multiple safety redundancy system prevents the wearer from ever having such thoughts. Teh Jacket was, is, and always will be free of impurities.
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
men? as in many men? ..NO
A certain someone maybe....
WTF did you just say?All this talk about money changing hands and hypothetical situations... How many straight dudes here, who say they'll do it for $$$, would also do it to make a perfect stranger not have cancer anymore? I would. And I'm not one of the ones who said money would affect my unwillingness to do the act with another male.
Charles
I really do not understand.All this talk about money changing hands and hypothetical situations... How many straight dudes here, who say they'll do it for $$$, would also do it to make a perfect stranger not have cancer anymore? I would. And I'm not one of the ones who said money would affect my unwillingness to do the act with another male.
Charles
ok i see where your coming from but that isnt reality. sure if my best friend needed a hand job to be cured of cancer id do it. but thats not possible. what is possible is some homo giving me a bag of cash to jerk him off. then we are talking.
Ummmm, I wouldn't go doing all that, Id just hire a prostitute for them...Ur statement was just gay...Ewwwww, Gay germs!
You should be use to geigh, with your geigh ass techno beats pounding in teh geigh clubs to the wee hours of the morning.Ummmm, I wouldn't go doing all that, Id just hire a prostitute for them...Ur statement was just gay...Ewwwww, Gay germs!
lmao. a homeless person. How much cash could they possibly have in a bag? lmao
i said homo not homeless. if some rich ass gay dude came up to me and was like give me a hand job for 500k cash id bite the bullet and take that money. 5 mins for 500k. gotta be a business man in that situation. look at those straight dudes that do gay porn and make a shit load of cash. i could never do that but more power to them.
now whats worse. jerking off a normal dude or getting paid to fuck a 400 lb gross ass bitch. stinky, dirty the whole nine yards.
At my old job we had a nasty ass girl that worked there. all of us used to give out scenarios on how much you would have to be paid to do X things to her. pretty interesting things came up haha.
AH I see, my bad. I just skimmed your post like I did the rest of the thread
I've always wondered what MY number was. I bet its lower than I'd like to think lol
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That's because men are either straight or gay, I don't think there's many inbetween. I wish I were gay because men are much easier than women.
lol like i said in my first post in here. i dont want to embarrass myself talking about how low id go. its different when the cash in dangling in front of your face..
Throw in a pack of marlboro 100's and a sixer of natty ice and we could possibly work something out. He would have to be handsome and well hung too. I'm not about to fuck some ugly dude with a little cock. I do have some standards.

OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
WTF did you just say?I really do not understand.
dude, how did you get that we'd both be nekkid?
not in the fantasy bro, he uses his zipper and underwear hole, the pants never come off.
my hand is gloved, sanitizer is at the ready, earphones in to mask moans, and my clothes are completely on.
Yeah, and if it didn't require so much work to please a women I would be a lesbo too.
ok i see where your coming from but that isnt reality. sure if my best friend needed a hand job to be cured of cancer id do it. but thats not possible. what is possible is some homo giving me a bag of cash to jerk him off. then we are talking.
lmaoo, just the way you worded this is amazing
dude, how did you get that we'd both be nekkid?
not in the fantasy bro, he uses his zipper and underwear hole, the pants never come off.
my hand is gloved, sanitizer is at the ready, earphones in to mask moans, and my clothes are completely on.

Throw in a pack of marlboro 100's and a sixer of natty ice and we could possibly work something out. He would have to be handsome and well hung too. I'm not about to fuck some ugly dude with a little cock. I do have some standards.
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
lol @ both of you being naked in your fantasy!!
you're right bro you should kneel in front of him and beg for a facial

omlolyou ever steam out a 2 on a guy? and was it an immediate fist fight?
omlol

RIP Shrimpy.
what did you like about scampi? all his posts were attempts to convince ef how cool he was; meh.
lOL, I dug his authentic douchiness...
Dude was a freak show, and like proud of it.
He was kinda clever, funny when he wasn't taking things way, way, way too far. However, I mean funny, in a -from a distance- and I have no associations with freakshow, type way.
what did you like about scampi? all his posts were attempts to convince ef how cool he was; meh.
i just spent a long ass time replying to your sleep thread only to find it gone when i submitted!
you fucker i hope you don't sleep a wink tonight![]()
And look at the treasure trove of information it's provided, as well, wandering down that whole "How gay would you go for the right amount of money?" road.This thread has def provided the lols for me.hahaha

And look at the treasure trove of information it's provided, as well, wandering down that whole "How gay would you go for the right amount of money?" road.
I think the short answer is, no, most straight guys don't fantasize about being with other men.
Now here's what leaves me puzzled, there's a pretty healthy percentage of straight women who actually do have lesbian fantasies even though they'd never act them out. So the question begs to be asked, why the dichotomy?![]()
Not necessarily. You're a straight man, of course you find the female body beautiful. But you have to remember something, sooner or later you usually have to have a conversation with her.women are beautiful though. No appendages hanging, smooth curves, hairless bodies, more graceful than men. I can see the appeal. If I were a woman I would be a lesbian.
My husband is the most secure guy I've ever known and we've actually had a conversation about this. I've asked him if he's ever even passingly fantasized about men and he made a yucky face.lol +1
actually thats why i kinda made the thread. i was curious to see if straight men had sexual thoughts about the same sex as alot of straight women do. i just thought maybe they did but no one IRL would admit it and i don't go around asking the men in my life that question thus no real confirmation.
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