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menz....have you ever thought about being with another man

a.) no one would admit to that

b.) penises are gross. if i was a chick, i'd probably be a lezzy

nothing like a nice looking kitty :O




and + 1 for the million dollar jerkoff. but lol @ both being naked
 
that million dollars would have to be tax free....lol.

I see TOTW material right here. Somebody has to post some appalling drunken close encounter with a tranny or some kind of shame story regarding this topic. Shame stories are the best. Bino's got a great one if I remember correctly, but it's got nothin to do with this topic.
 
calveless wonder said:
a.) no one would admit to that

b.) penises are gross. if i was a chick, i'd probably be a lezzy

nothing like a nice looking kitty :O




and + 1 for the million dollar jerkoff. but lol @ both being naked
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Don't sell yourself short. A mill is not that much.
 
redsamurai said:
that million dollars would have to be tax free....lol.
I see TOTW material right here. Somebody has to post some appalling drunken close encounter with a tranny or some kind of shame story regarding this topic. Shame stories are the best. Bino's got a great one if I remember correctly, but it's got nothin to do with this topic.
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hope and change, recall?
40% taxed to support abortions and breast lypo suction for the needdy
 
nimbus said:
i guess that didn't satisfy you enough since you still clicked the thread?
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If you want to count real human interaction on the subject...my best guess is that 10 to the 100th power conversations have been had on the subject by men serving in the military in the 20th century...I'm not smart enough to fathom how many times the subject has been discussed since men have served in the military.
 
*ebony* said:
yeah, no one admits it IRL, but this is teh interwebs to just random people so who cares.

plus, i'm just asking about just THOUGHTS not actions.
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it still applies. this is a community where people know each other and talk to each on a regular basis. yeah you don't care about some things, but no one would subject themselves to that type of ridicule.

on a different note, i bet the amount people are agreeing to do a handjob for is way more than they'd actually do it for at a bare minimum.

if someone put a suitcase full of cash in front of bros (like even less than 100k), i guarantee you they'd be doing it for a lot less no matter how straight they were.

a certain # just seems "acceptable" and not gay
 
menz, stop complicating this! there is no moneyz involved. tis like a survey.

ever thought about teh sexuals with another dude? yay or nay
a plus if you elaborate though :D

P.S. curiosity does not make one gay. sheesh.lol
 
Teh Jackets anti-geigh multiple safety redundancy system prevents the wearer from ever having such thoughts. Teh Jacket was, is, and always will be free of impurities.
 
In a word; No. However, for the sake of younger bros who read this, it's 100% normal for most straight males, around the age of early to mid teens, to be curious about what it would be like. That doesn't make them gay, any more than curiosity about girls would make a Gay man straight. 99.9999999999999999999% would never admit that, but it's psychologically normal. Most people in front of whom this subject comes up, will deny it, and that's because it's instinct to block it out.

Sorry to get technical on you, but I wouldn't want a straight kid to feel that, and think something's wrong.

Charles
 
Throw in a pack of marlboro 100's and a sixer of natty ice and we could possibly work something out. He would have to be handsome and well hung too. I'm not about to fuck some ugly dude with a little cock. I do have some standards.
 
PICK3 said:
nope ... not even for a millisecond

guess my brain is just not wired that way
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Indeed.

Guess it's an easier question for women to answer as virtually most are used to prostituting themselves for something whereas men have principles.

:D

Now; Would you jerk off another bloke if you could prevent the death of a really good bro (hostage / execution scenario)?
 
stosstruppe said:
Now; Would you jerk off another bloke if you could prevent the death of a really good bro (hostage / execution scenario)?
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No, even if I could save the entire universe from annihilation I'm still not giving no dudes a reach around or performing any other Mo acts.
 
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
 
Yarg! said:
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
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dood :worried:
 
that has to be a quote from somewhere. please..

im trying to put a price tag on a hand job. dont wanna embarrass myself haha
 
bino said:
i'd jerk a bro off for a million dollars
jus' sayin'
discuss
rob?
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you goin all the way or are you gonna be like one of those fucked up chix that stops right when you're about to bust. (what the fuck is the point honestly)

i'll give you a million doll hairs either way rob
 
PICK3 said:
No, even if I could save the entire universe from annihilation I'm still not giving no dudes a reach around or performing any other Mo acts.
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Well, maybe I'd do just once it if the entire universe was in jeopardy.





or for a piece of bubble gum
 
nimbus said:
lol @ both of you being naked in your fantasy!!

you're right bro you should kneel in front of him and beg for a facial
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dude, how did you get that we'd both be nekkid?
not in the fantasy bro, he uses his zipper and underwear hole, the pants never come off.
my hand is gloved, sanitizer is at the ready, earphones in to mask moans, and my clothes are completely on.
 
javaguru said:
Please...I had this hypothetical discussion about a dozen times in the army while sitting in BFE....
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL only THEN its not hypothetical, its fishing to see who will....and for sure not a hypothetical if you're in the navy

jus sayin
 
superdave said:
Teh Jackets anti-geigh multiple safety redundancy system prevents the wearer from ever having such thoughts. Teh Jacket was, is, and always will be free of impurities.
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but if the user was impure before, teh jacket's anti geighness devices will not function properly and may even induce more gayness.
 
Yarg! said:
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
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lololol@ the brokeback mountain scenario
 
“Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.”
-Madonna
 
I have given serious thought about spooning with CW, in a rear naked choke.
 
All this talk about money changing hands and hypothetical situations... How many straight dudes here, who say they'll do it for $$$, would also do it to make a perfect stranger not have cancer anymore? I would. And I'm not one of the ones who said money would affect my unwillingness to do the act with another male.

Charles
 
kx250rider said:
All this talk about money changing hands and hypothetical situations... How many straight dudes here, who say they'll do it for $$$, would also do it to make a perfect stranger not have cancer anymore? I would. And I'm not one of the ones who said money would affect my unwillingness to do the act with another male.

Charles
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WTF did you just say? :worried: I really do not understand.
 
kx250rider said:
All this talk about money changing hands and hypothetical situations... How many straight dudes here, who say they'll do it for $$$, would also do it to make a perfect stranger not have cancer anymore? I would. And I'm not one of the ones who said money would affect my unwillingness to do the act with another male.

Charles
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ok i see where your coming from but that isnt reality. sure if my best friend needed a hand job to be cured of cancer id do it. but thats not possible. what is possible is some homo giving me a bag of cash to jerk him off. then we are talking.
 
twenty47 said:
ok i see where your coming from but that isnt reality. sure if my best friend needed a hand job to be cured of cancer id do it. but thats not possible. what is possible is some homo giving me a bag of cash to jerk him off. then we are talking.
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Ummmm, I wouldn't go doing all that, Id just hire a prostitute for them...Ur statement was just gay...Ewwwww, Gay germs!
 
DJLegacy2k1 said:
Ummmm, I wouldn't go doing all that, Id just hire a prostitute for them...Ur statement was just gay...Ewwwww, Gay germs!
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You should be use to geigh, with your geigh ass techno beats pounding in teh geigh clubs to the wee hours of the morning.
 
cindylou said:
lmao. a homeless person. How much cash could they possibly have in a bag? lmao
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i said homo not homeless. if some rich ass gay dude came up to me and was like give me a hand job for 500k cash id bite the bullet and take that money. 5 mins for 500k. gotta be a business man in that situation. look at those straight dudes that do gay porn and make a shit load of cash. i could never do that but more power to them.


now whats worse. jerking off a normal dude or getting paid to fuck a 400 lb gross ass bitch. stinky, dirty the whole nine yards.

At my old job we had a nasty ass girl that worked there. all of us used to give out scenarios on how much you would have to be paid to do X things to her. pretty interesting things came up haha.
 
twenty47 said:
i said homo not homeless. if some rich ass gay dude came up to me and was like give me a hand job for 500k cash id bite the bullet and take that money. 5 mins for 500k. gotta be a business man in that situation. look at those straight dudes that do gay porn and make a shit load of cash. i could never do that but more power to them.


now whats worse. jerking off a normal dude or getting paid to fuck a 400 lb gross ass bitch. stinky, dirty the whole nine yards.

At my old job we had a nasty ass girl that worked there. all of us used to give out scenarios on how much you would have to be paid to do X things to her. pretty interesting things came up haha.
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AH I see, my bad. I just skimmed your post like I did the rest of the thread


I've always wondered what MY number was. I bet its lower than I'd like to think lol
 
cindylou said:
AH I see, my bad. I just skimmed your post like I did the rest of the thread


I've always wondered what MY number was. I bet its lower than I'd like to think lol
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lol like i said in my first post in here. i dont want to embarrass myself talking about how low id go. its different when the cash in dangling in front of your face..
 
iamthatiam said:
That's because men are either straight or gay, I don't think there's many inbetween. I wish I were gay because men are much easier than women.
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Yeah, and if it didn't require so much work to please a women I would be a lesbo too.


Oh and there are plenty "inbetween" don't kid yourself.
 
twenty47 said:
lol like i said in my first post in here. i dont want to embarrass myself talking about how low id go. its different when the cash in dangling in front of your face..
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You meant to say "Its different when there a CAWK dangling in your face"?! Right? Thought So...Ghey
 


I wonder how much this guy gets paid?

Compared to that, giving some dude a hand job would be a walk in the park.
 
SouthernLord said:
Throw in a pack of marlboro 100's and a sixer of natty ice and we could possibly work something out. He would have to be handsome and well hung too. I'm not about to fuck some ugly dude with a little cock. I do have some standards.
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now this is the uncomfortableness I was talking about....well done sir!!


:lmao:
 
Yarg! said:
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
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This made me even more uncomfortable....obviously the story is bullshit but the young man understood the point of this thread which was to be as appalling as possible. And this was appalling.....well done to you too sir!
 
bino said:
dude, how did you get that we'd both be nekkid?
not in the fantasy bro, he uses his zipper and underwear hole, the pants never come off.
my hand is gloved, sanitizer is at the ready, earphones in to mask moans, and my clothes are completely on.
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lol!!!!!!!
 
twenty47 said:
ok i see where your coming from but that isnt reality. sure if my best friend needed a hand job to be cured of cancer id do it. but thats not possible. what is possible is some homo giving me a bag of cash to jerk him off. then we are talking.
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lmaoo, just the way you worded this is amazing
 
bino said:
dude, how did you get that we'd both be nekkid?
not in the fantasy bro, he uses his zipper and underwear hole, the pants never come off.
my hand is gloved, sanitizer is at the ready, earphones in to mask moans, and my clothes are completely on.
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if you aren't in tune with his pleasure moans and quivering flesh, you are only prolonging the task :rainbow:
 
SouthernLord said:
Throw in a pack of marlboro 100's and a sixer of natty ice and we could possibly work something out. He would have to be handsome and well hung too. I'm not about to fuck some ugly dude with a little cock. I do have some standards.
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Omg, I saw this thread too late...some of these repsonses are fking hilarious...^^^ made me laugh out loud...
 
Yarg! said:
OK im totally straight, but one time me and my best friend went camping. One night in the mountains, we got hit by a freak storm and we got totally drenched. We found an abandoned cabin in the woods and the temperature was like -8. We were about to freeze to death, but we knew what we had to do. We were both unsure , and nervous, but it was for our lives here, so we stripped down and were naked cuddling infront of the fire. We were nervously laughing it off and saying "oh man I hope no one sees us." just trying to make light of the situation. Then we made eye contact and tried to pretend like it didn't happen, but the feeling was too strong and the urge was rising. I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes and said, "You're beautiful". He was stunned, and blushed and said so was I. We could not deny it any longer and what followed was 43 consecutive hours of faggotry that even AAP would have went "damn that's gay". I realized something about myself that day on that mountain. Ahh memories...
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^^^^THAT ONE TOO^^^^

omg thats fkin hilarious

On a serious note...short of getting a SHIT TON of un-taxed American dollars...the thought never crossed my mind...at least not in a good way.
 
sure I have, been with a lot of guys. Been with a lot of girls too. Been with both at the same time lotsa times too. I dont get what the big deal is?? :whatever:
 
nimbus said:
what did you like about scampi? all his posts were attempts to convince ef how cool he was; meh.
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lOL, I dug his authentic douchiness...
Dude was a freak show, and like proud of it.

He was kinda clever, funny when he wasn't taking things way, way, way too far. However, I mean funny, in a -from a distance- and I have no associations with freakshow, type way.
 
-Ariel- said:
lOL, I dug his authentic douchiness...
Dude was a freak show, and like proud of it.

He was kinda clever, funny when he wasn't taking things way, way, way too far. However, I mean funny, in a -from a distance- and I have no associations with freakshow, type way.
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i just spent a long ass time replying to your sleep thread only to find it gone when i submitted!

you fucker i hope you don't sleep a wink tonight :D
 
nimbus said:
i just spent a long ass time replying to your sleep thread only to find it gone when i submitted!

you fucker i hope you don't sleep a wink tonight :D
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LOL... I was like wait... I can't sleep, how many times have I thrown up chirpers, that only I can relate 2.

Sorry bro... I suck.
 
*ebony* said:
This thread has def provided the lols for me.hahaha
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And look at the treasure trove of information it's provided, as well, wandering down that whole "How gay would you go for the right amount of money?" road.

I think the short answer is, no, most straight guys don't fantasize about being with other men.

Now here's what leaves me puzzled, there's a pretty healthy percentage of straight women who actually do have lesbian fantasies even though they'd never act them out. So the question begs to be asked, why the dichotomy? :whatever:
 
musclemom said:
And look at the treasure trove of information it's provided, as well, wandering down that whole "How gay would you go for the right amount of money?" road.

I think the short answer is, no, most straight guys don't fantasize about being with other men.

Now here's what leaves me puzzled, there's a pretty healthy percentage of straight women who actually do have lesbian fantasies even though they'd never act them out. So the question begs to be asked, why the dichotomy? :whatever:
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lol +1

actually thats why i kinda made the thread. i was curious to see if straight men had sexual thoughts about the same sex as alot of straight women do. i just thought maybe they did but no one IRL would admit it and i don't go around asking the men in my life that question thus no real confirmation.
 
women are beautiful though. No appendages hanging, smooth curves, hairless bodies, more graceful than men. I can see the appeal. If I were a woman I would be a lesbian.
 
Just saw and read all 10 pages...obviously none of you have been in prison for any amount of time. Let me tell you after the first couple of years then line gets blurred....I know that 5 years is a very long time.
 
ceo said:
women are beautiful though. No appendages hanging, smooth curves, hairless bodies, more graceful than men. I can see the appeal. If I were a woman I would be a lesbian.
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Not necessarily. You're a straight man, of course you find the female body beautiful. But you have to remember something, sooner or later you usually have to have a conversation with her.

Plenty of women can be damned annoying after a while. I don't know how guys put up with us, all I can figure is nookie raises male tolerance thresholds.
 
Odd how I find so much enjoyment playing with my own cawk, but don't have any interest in playing with any others.

just sayin'
 
*ebony* said:
lol +1

actually thats why i kinda made the thread. i was curious to see if straight men had sexual thoughts about the same sex as alot of straight women do. i just thought maybe they did but no one IRL would admit it and i don't go around asking the men in my life that question thus no real confirmation.
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My husband is the most secure guy I've ever known and we've actually had a conversation about this. I've asked him if he's ever even passingly fantasized about men and he made a yucky face.

And this is a guy who would gladly trade bodies with a woman. That's another one most straight guys go "Oh hell no" on. I'm reasonably sure most women would like to trade bodies with a guy, just to find out what it's like to own the equipment. Most men wouldn't like to be a woman, even for a single day.
 
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