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So I saw Megan Fox yesterday.

Wulfgar

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In Rancho santa fe. She was getting coffee at a place in town called Positanos
She was wearing workout clothes and I have no idea what she was doing all the way down here. But it was unmistakeable cause I recognized the tat on her back. Se was sitting with what looked to be her parents? I have no idea.

Anyways. I have no balls and could summon up the courage to interrupt them. So I just sat close by and subtly stalked her for about 10 min while drinking coffee and pretending to text message people.
 
I thought it odd considering shouldnt she be running around all over the globe promoting her movie?
 
I think if I saw her in workout clothes it would be hard for me not to pull it out and spank it right there in the restaurant.

Maybe she's getting some downtime before all the worldwind promotional stuff starts tomorrow/this weekend?
 
should have had a 4 way with her and her folks, then douced on her moms chest.
 
Wulfgar said:
In Rancho santa fe. She was getting coffee at a place in town called Positanos
She was wearing workout clothes and I have no idea what she was doing all the way down here. But it was unmistakeable cause I recognized the tat on her back. Se was sitting with what looked to be her parents? I have no idea.

Anyways. I have no balls and could summon up the courage to interrupt them. So I just sat close by and subtly stalked her for about 10 min while drinking coffee and pretending to text message people.
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Rancho santa fe for real?

Also, I'd do the same. Tho I woulda gotten a few cell phone ninja style pics. How'd she smell?
 
ya crazy right....couldnt do the cell pics without being seen...there is like 3 tables at this coffee shop

I immediately googled her..she is supposed to be on letterman in a few days and i guess the movie premieres tommorow.

She smelled like she really wanted me to talk to her...but i am to much of a douche to make a move on a chick like that.
 
Wulfgar said:
ya crazy right....couldnt do the cell pics without being seen...there is like 3 tables at this coffee shop

I immediately googled her..she is supposed to be on letterman in a few days and i guess the movie premieres tommorow.

She smelled like she really wanted me to talk to her...but i am to much of a douche to make a move on a chick like that.
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what you got to lose, if she disses you its not like shes the girl next door with nothing better going on, shes a mega hot movie star.
 
superdave said:
what you got to lose, if she disses you its not like shes the girl next door with nothing better going on, shes a mega hot movie star.
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man its easy to say that in hindsight...i would of needed about a fifth of JD and a metric ton of coke to have the nerve to butt in on her having coffee with her parents.
 
Wulfgar said:
man its easy to say that in hindsight...i would of needed about a fifth of JD and a metric ton of coke to have the nerve to butt in on her having coffee with her parents.
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you can always just play the gushing fanboy and work it from there. but yea i can see how its tough. Back in 1996 right after the cowboys won the superbowl I ran into Troy Aikman at a restaurant in austin, i didnt have the balls to interrupt his meal (looked like he was with two offensive linemen) so i sent the waiter over and he autographed the paper placemat lol. he was a god at the time.
 
I think if I had the chance I'd pull the "high school friend" angle and quickly pull up some vital info and pretend I kind of knew her. Instant in plus her parents wouldn't be annoyed.
 
superdave said:
was the movie any good? might go see the midnight show if its worth a fuck
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At almost 2'5 hours it's way too long in the middle, but the CGI / action scenes are fantastic & I love how - like the first flick - hundreds / thousands of civilians get their shit ruined every few moments when the Decepticons & Autobots slug it out in the cities. A bit cringe worthy in bits but it is obviously for kids lol.
 
stosstruppe said:
At almost 2'5 hours it's way too long in the middle, but the CGI / action scenes are fantastic & I love how - like the first flick - hundreds / thousands of civilians get their shit ruined every few moments when the Decepticons & Autobots slug it out in the cities. A bit cringe worthy in bits but it is obviously for kids lol.
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i might go to the midnight show tonight then. maybe sneak a flask in since its 2.5 hours
 
I don't understand the fascination with those kinds of people. Wulf, you did the right thing in "NOT" going up to her and trifling yourself in any way shape or form..........although stalking her get smart style probably merits that charge. Anyway, what are the possible outcomes in such an encounter?

A) she's nice and say's nice to meet you and then basically gives you the look that say's "now shove off before I call the cops"

B) she forgoes any niceties and tells you to shove off right off the top.



It doesn't matter how "hot" you are to girls like that. If you're not a "name".......than they could care less. You could look like Brad Pitt and she'd still be inquiring who you are and once she found out that you're not a name..........bye!
 
I got in an elevator one time with Glenn Close - not that she is hot like Megan Fox - in Budapest alone but couldn't even come up with the courage to say something to her in that situation.

If I could not get up the courage to say something to her, I would shit my pants with Megan Fox - I would smell bad.
 
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Michael Bay is starting to look like Peter Horton.
 
Approaching a hot celebrity chick is NO DIFFERENT than approaching a hot chick in a club. She's probably surrounded by 20 hangerons whose sole job is to keep guys like you away.

btw: As for Megan, if you can make her laugh within the first 5 seconds..you're good to go :)

r
 
billfred said:
I got in an elevator one time with Glenn Close - not that she is hot like Megan Fox - in Budapest alone but couldn't even come up with the courage to say something to her in that situation.

If I could not get up the courage to say something to her, I would shit my pants with Megan Fox - I would smell bad.
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I would absolutely have sex with Glenn Close, even now when she's old enough to be my mother. I definitely think she's a closet freak.
 
Razorguns said:
Approaching a hot celebrity chick is NO DIFFERENT than approaching a hot chick in a club. She's probably surrounded by 20 hangerons whose sole job is to keep guys like you away.

btw: As for Megan, if you can make her laugh within the first 5 seconds..you're good to go :)

r
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lol what clubs are you going to? sounds wiggity wack
 
lol@ "too much of a douche to make a movie on a chick like that"


you mean millionare super-celebs?

i cant even make eye contact with the fat nurse that swabs my dick for toilet seat herpes
 
Lambruh said:
there's 20 dudes inside protecting a hot chick and a line of dudes outside also?

you sure you're at a str8 club broski?
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More like 20 hot chicks and 500 guys and each hot chick has 3-4 fat girls/guys protecting her from all the losers.

You've never been to a club and seen how the system works???

r
 
Razorguns said:
More like 20 hot chicks and 500 guys and each hot chick has 3-4 fat girls/guys protecting her from all the losers.

You've never been to a club and seen how the system works???

r
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Thats why you go to mostly blak clubs rob
 
yeah RG you gotta stick to hip hop clubs, not those extacy infested, champagne sipping, techno blaring, designer dresses bullshit, The Hills swag.

plus depending on where you're at HH clubs aren't all thugged out, chicks get WAISTED and most of em love getting fingered, oh my goodness the stories bro, fuck that prude shit.. even though I stick to the local down the street pubs nowadays, I still hit up a nice booty shakin spot downtown every once n awhile.

If I go out, i'm not hanging around no stuck up crowd, lol fuck all that. I probably make more $$ than most of those teeny bops dads anyways
 
Wulfgar said:
In Rancho santa fe. She was getting coffee at a place in town called Positanos
She was wearing workout clothes and I have no idea what she was doing all the way down here. But it was unmistakeable cause I recognized the tat on her back. Se was sitting with what looked to be her parents? I have no idea.

Anyways. I have no balls and could summon up the courage to interrupt them. So I just sat close by and subtly stalked her for about 10 min while drinking coffee and pretending to text message people.
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Megan Fox is the hottest bitch alive!!!!!!
 
ponyfitness said:
I think if I saw her in workout clothes it would be hard for me not to pull it out and spank it right there in the restaurant.

Maybe she's getting some downtime before all the worldwind promotional stuff starts tomorrow/this weekend?
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That's whirlwind to you!



*The Grammar Nazi strikes again!!*
 
billfred said:
I got in an elevator one time with Glenn Close - not that she is hot like Megan Fox - in Budapest alone but couldn't even come up with the courage to say something to her in that situation.

If I could not get up the courage to say something to her, I would shit my pants with Megan Fox - I would smell bad.
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I've read she's into that kinda thing though. She apparently doesn't think to flush her own toilet after she deuces.

Wulf if I were you in that situation I would've worked up a big fart and let it rattle out on the chair just long enough so that she looked over, and been ready with a sly grin and pursed lips to meet her inquisitive glance. You could've probably had her with that.
 
she's a fuckin dime, i seen some pics of her promo shit online, imma find em real quick... def not overrated
 
btw: Go to tmz to see an Elite Fitness member, i'm sorry, paparazzi, go out of control on Megan and get grabbed by her security guards.

r
 
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