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My Office Products Lady just

iggy said:
you made the right decision bro.
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Always my brutha, well on second thought sumtimes I do the rite thang. I'm getting better at it thou.:biggrin:
 
Angel said:
You should fuck her...Not reading all 10 pages to see where this has gone..

But my opinion is if you are not married go ahead and give her the dick, it is obvious she wants it.
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You know what Needto would say...................... "Its a TRAP, set by your wife to catch you so she can cheat on you." LOL
 
Hey Rnch, this one is for you, Girl told me and I quote, "Damn Baby you look like a muscled up Chipper Jones." I was like okay then, and I have never ever heard that before. BIZZZZZZITCH.
 
gotmilk said:
That's either Stilleto or her boobie twin lost at birth
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do you have my tits memorized??

okay, they do look like mine. although that woman could have kids- I have two, and mine are very similar. maybe bigger.
 
stilleto said:
do you have my tits memorized??

okay, they do look like mine. although that woman could have kids- I have two, and mine are very similar. maybe bigger.
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like BBR said,we'll be the judge of that.
 
Strongbow said:
Always my brutha, well on second thought sumtimes I do the rite thang. I'm getting better at it thou.:biggrin:
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it's called "growing up" dood. it happens to MOST of us, sooner or later. maturity does not suddenly appear at age 21 (or age 18 or age 30)....u just kinda sorta slide into it. :artist:
 
rnch said:
it's called "growing up" dood. it happens to MOST of us, sooner or later. maturity does not suddenly appear at age 21 (or age 18 or age 30)....u just kinda sorta slide into it. :artist:
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yep, kicking and screaming.. happened to me when i finally had grand children.. damn..
 
Stilleto, OMG, those are awesome. I'm speechless. They are very similar to office products ladies'. From what I can tell hair, length and color is about the same too. Will you be by my office next week?
 
ok, wait! Yea, stilleto just made this the thread of the week for sure. Ok, everyone can stop voting for my thread, now. Contest over.
 
I had NO IDEA how much fun was going on this thread.

*note to self make it my business to poke my nose into any future office products lady threads*

This bitch bettah not roll up in our office. Or I might embarrass the shit out of her by posting HER FACE pic right alongside her HOOHA pic. What a fukkin disgusting whore... Geeze, even if you weren't a married man, what kind of a self-respecting female sexts pics to a dewd... I mean, ANY dewd? Shit, my husband and I MET online and to this day a great percentage of our communications throughout the day are via chat/email/texts. I would never think to sext MY HUSBAND a pic of my finger in my hoohah. I mean, for what? All I have to do is text him that I feel like *taking a nap* and he gets it live.

I don't care how damned *neglected or unloved* a chick feels, this has got to be THE MOST LOW-CLASS behavior I have ever heard of. Any man should be REPULSED by it. That is, after he is done tossing off... LOL
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I had NO IDEA how much fun was going on this thread.

*note to self make it my business to poke my nose into any future office products lady threads*

This bitch bettah not roll up in our office. Or I might embarrass the shit out of her by posting HER FACE pic right alongside her HOOHA pic. What a fukkin disgusting whore... Geeze, even if you weren't a married man, what kind of a self-respecting female sexts pics to a dewd... I mean, ANY dewd? Shit, my husband and I MET online and to this day a great percentage of our communications throughout the day are via chat/email/texts. I would never think to sext MY HUSBAND a pic of my finger in my hoohah. I mean, for what? All I have to do is text him that I feel like *taking a nap* and he gets it live.

I don't care how damned *neglected or unloved* a chick feels, this has got to be THE MOST LOW-CLASS behavior I have ever heard of. Any man should be REPULSED by it. That is, after he is done tossing off... LOL
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Yes I was truely repulsed at the thought of her big boobs in my face and who wears purple nail polish, complete turn off. Whata Slut!! Only problem is I love slutty whores.:p:D:biggrin:
 
Yeah, they be awesome boobies, and Stil has a pretty face to back them up...er, I mean to set atop them. :)
 
cindylou said:
I wonder how you become the office products lady at the FBI - good gig
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#1 Smartass Pregnant Girl I don't work for the FBI. I though we had establised that. #2 If you hate me so damn much why don't you hop off my jock before you end up with twins. I still love you thou and hope you are doing well.:heart:
 
I want to get a job at the FBI.

True story: when I was a personal trainer one of my clients was a woman who wanted me to help her get ready for her physical test for FBI. She was an awesome young lady, a former anorexic. She came to me to help her get STRONG.

She passed her test. :)
 
miplank said:
where do you work?
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Clearly, it's the CIA.

I want a job where I can have the same hair, suit as all of my co-workers and have one of those neat coil thingies coming out of one of my ears.

^^^Lie.

I just want a job where I get to carry a REALLY BIG gun that I could put the barrel of in someone's mouth if they pissed me off badly enough.

^^^ 100% truth.
 
miplank said:
where do you work?
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I thought you guys knew I worked in the produce department @ the local supermarket. I inspect all the melons to make sure they are ripe and juicy. I also test all the bake goods like muffins to make sure they are fluffy and full of flavor, and sometimes I put the cream in the middle of those tasty danishes you guys like so much.:p
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Clearly, it's the CIA.

I want a job where I can have the same hair, suit as all of my co-workers and have one of those neat coil thingies coming out of one of my ears.

^^^Lie.

I just want a job where I get to carry a REALLY BIG gun that I could put the barrel of in someone's mouth if they pissed me off badly enough.

^^^ 100% truth.
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LOL I stick the barrel of my gun in people's mouths all the time/LOL
 
Strongbow said:
I thought you guys knew I worked in the produce department @ the local supermarket. I inspect all the melons to make sure they are ripe and juicy. I also test all the bake goods like muffins to make sure they are fluffy and full of flavor, and sometimes I put the cream in the middle of those tasty danishes you guys like so much.:p
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finally! some truth.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
But do you pull the trigger? Or are you one of those "all show" kinda guys.

Me, I'd pull the trigger too much, methinks.

I have a short fuse. :whatever:












































What? I'm only 5'3"!
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Sometimes if they wiggle their tounges the right way and look at me while doing so it just goes off. Can't figure that one out.:evil:
 
Strongbow said:
Sometimes if they wiggle their tounges the right way and look at me while doing so it just goes off. Can't figure that one out.:evil:
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I just literally busted out laughing.

Fucking pain-in-the-ass hausfraus at the freaking Food Lion always pinching the fruit, bruises that shit all up and stuff.
 
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