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Lets play a game guess how big smurfs tits are?

This is a hard one(no pun). They are very similar to my gf as far as shape size and perkiness goes, so im goin with...... 34 DDD
 
Problem is with big tits they dont do well with age when smurf hits 50 shes gonna be carting them things around in a wheel barrow with chris in tow
 
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breasteses are breasteses. Personally...... I like those freak porn stars that have 'em down to their knee's. I wanna stand between them.
 
I would say 36C but after that last pic I'd have to go 38D...unless she's using one of those space bag things to suck the air out so they'll fit into a C cup.
 
Uh oh.......impending doom.
 
Breasteses are fun for everyone, no matter the size. I still like those outragous ones that doctors really shouldn't put together. I kinda think they would be heavy though
 
Gotta luv big boobs.
 
As long as boobs are big enough for tit fucking, you can't complain.
 
U would rather bang a chicks armpit? Weirdo. What if she is really hairy, like someone from France?
 
tha joker said:
U would rather bang a chicks armpit? Weirdo. What if she is really hairy, like someone from France?
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not a fan of pit hair, either. but, that won't stop me. that's why i carry a lady bic with me everywhere i go. cause, you never know....
 
jfn2 said:
not a fan of pit hair, either. but, that won't stop me. that's why i carry a lady bic with me everywhere i go. cause, you never know....
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lol. U also forgot to mention tha good times in tha other thread,jfn.
Dayum. WHAT ABOUT THA GOOD TIMES?!?!?!?!!!!??
 
this whole thread, with the mysterious inverted nipple phenomenon, reminds me of a thing that happened to a friend of mine. he met a chick at a bar. some kinda middle eastern girl. went to her place. eventually, went to go get his fuck on. turned out, she had no kinda labia whatsoever. no hair, no nothing. just slick as a babies ass, nothing there but a hole. freaked him out like a mug. he kindly excused himself, saying he had to go take a dump, and then ran for his life. not the best excuse, but whatever works. first thing that popped into his head was the whole tranny thing, but i dunno. can't say for sure i wouldn't have had the same reaction. anyone heard of this kinda thing?
 
He told a chick he had to take a dump, man, he really wanted to get out of there.
 
This thread really does imply most people do not understand how bra sizing works, and that most women wear the wrong bra size.

The 32-34-36 indicates the size of the ribcage, it has nothing to do with the size of the breast.

Most women make the mistake of getting a bra with a larger ribcage measurement when their bras get too small, as the cup size does change depending on the underbust measurement.

For example a 32F = 34E = 36D = 38C, they will all have the same sized breasts.

Going the opposite way, a 38 F = 36D = 34C = 32B.

The cup size will also vary somewhat from manufacturer to manufacturer.

My guess on the Smurfette: 34 G
 
Tatyana said:
This thread really does imply most people do not understand how bra sizing works, and that most women wear the wrong bra size.

The 32-34-36 indicates the size of the ribcage, it has nothing to do with the size of the breast.

Most women make the mistake of getting a bra with a larger ribcage measurement when their bras get too small, as the cup size does change depending on the underbust measurement.

For example a 32F = 34E = 36D = 38C, they will all have the same sized breasts.

Going the opposite way, a 38 F = 36D = 34C = 32B.

The cup size will also vary somewhat from manufacturer to manufacturer.

My guess on the Smurfette: 34 G
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no, you are right. i don't get the ins and out of bra sizing. none of us do. bottom line = how much of my face does it take up, and can i still breathe? that's all i need to know.
 
jfn2 said:
this whole thread, with the mysterious inverted nipple phenomenon, reminds me of a thing that happened to a friend of mine. he met a chick at a bar. some kinda middle eastern girl. went to her place. eventually, went to go get his fuck on. turned out, she had no kinda labia whatsoever. no hair, no nothing. just slick as a babies ass, nothing there but a hole. freaked him out like a mug. he kindly excused himself, saying he had to go take a dump, and then ran for his life. not the best excuse, but whatever works. first thing that popped into his head was the whole tranny thing, but i dunno. can't say for sure i wouldn't have had the same reaction. anyone heard of this kinda thing?
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She was probably circumsised. Did she come from the middle east or was she born in the USA?

There is a disturbing practice of circumcising woman in some middle eastern countries....
 
chewyxrage said:
She was probably circumsised. Did she come from the middle east or was she born in the USA?

There is a disturbing practice of circumcising woman in some middle eastern countries....
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she was from the middle east, from what i understand. he didn't stick around, really, to find out. if this is a common thing or somethin', personally, i would prefer to have to learned it from books or something ahead of time. dude was afraid.
 
Tatyana said:
This thread really does imply most people do not understand how bra sizing works, and that most women wear the wrong bra size.

The 32-34-36 indicates the size of the ribcage, it has nothing to do with the size of the breast.

Most women make the mistake of getting a bra with a larger ribcage measurement when their bras get too small, as the cup size does change depending on the underbust measurement.

For example a 32F = 34E = 36D = 38C, they will all have the same sized breasts.

Going the opposite way, a 38 F = 36D = 34C = 32B.

The cup size will also vary somewhat from manufacturer to manufacturer.

My guess on the Smurfette: 34 G
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Smurf is pretty sturdy. No way she's corralling those lats into a 34.
 
smurfy i didn't realize your tits where that massive.
isn't that restricting big time? it would suck for athletic shit...and constantly having
bros drooling and staring at them.
do they hurt your back or anything? think you'll get them reduced?
 
gambenis said:
smurfy i didn't realize your tits where that massive.
isn't that restricting big time? it would suck for athletic shit...and constantly having
bros drooling and staring at them.
do they hurt your back or anything? think you'll get them reduced?
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they do kinda get in the way sometimes. they do not cause back pain (I have strong erectors from when I used to deadlift)

i dont need them surgically reduced. I just need to lose weight lol
 
Smurfy said:
they do kinda get in the way sometimes. they do not cause back pain (I have strong erectors from when I used to deadlift)

i dont need them surgically reduced. I just need to lose weight lol
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weight wise let's say you got to where you wanna be.
how much smaller would the rack be?
 
I'd make alot of exceptions for tits the size of my head.....

38 E? I only go with a guess like this because she called D dainty..
 
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