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lartinos
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A girl who will bail you out of jail when you got caught with crack and a prostitute.
What's it for you?
What's it for you?
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lartinos
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Yeah.... I'd be pissed to my find out he was a cross-dresser too.
housemusik83
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hahaaha.... u got cought with crack and prostitute bro??
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
When you actually like your spouse after 50 years. Or can have a conversation every time you are together. Or when you look at them and you smile. panties are optional. Never hook your wagon to a brick, always a star.
If you allow yourself to be diminished as a human then you need to rethink your priorities.
If you allow yourself to be diminished as a human then you need to rethink your priorities.
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lartinos
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not yet, but one day I'll find my dream girl and test her.
Cal_21
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A beautiful 18 y/o white girl w/ brown hair & eyes who's willing to do my injections for me, bi-curious, can drink a whole bottle of so-co, 5-11, abs, doesn't care that I'm a broke fat-fuck, can shoot an m-16, possibly kick my ass, down for whatever in the bedroom, makes me laugh until the veins bulge out of my neck & I get lightheaded, doesn't give me shit for dipping, supports me in everything I do and want to do, believes in me, can be a little bit country & a classy woman at the same time, and doesn't mind my fucking run-on sentences!
Lying on a porch swing, my eyes closed, with my head in his lap as he rocks the swing gently and strokes my hair...
One thing thats always set my deep relationships apart from the rest is the unspoken bond and comfort level in those moments of quiet inaction.
One thing thats always set my deep relationships apart from the rest is the unspoken bond and comfort level in those moments of quiet inaction.
javaguru
Banned
all the whey
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Steve!!!
I bet steve is sick of hearing about her being an Onimibudsmen.
Oh TOTALLY! Today he threatened to find another way to keep my mouth occupied. I wonder what he meant?
Cal_21
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Oh TOTALLY! Today he threatened to find another way to keep my mouth occupied. I wonder what he meant?
Beatbox tourney duh!
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lartinos
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Oh TOTALLY! Today he threatened to find another way to keep my mouth occupied. I wonder what he meant?
does he think you're too skinny?
lol...no.
javaguru
Banned
He's too busy building houses for the homeless and walking on water for his disciples....I hear Obama wants to create a new cabinet position for him, Secretary of Coolness....
Didn't you take that man back?
javaguru
Banned
Are you claiming Jon sux in e-bed?
With the turn of events one would have to assume.
javaguru
Banned
I shall not comment...
bigmann245
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"A relationship wouldn’t last long on emotions. In fact, knowledge is the basis of a healthy relationship."
walliwalibus
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a thing of the past. A2M is as close as it gets. Joking (or am I?)
javaguru
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You ain't joking...imo...
+1
This is why I luv Cindy.
Luv till it hurts. That's livin.
Any time there is pleasure, there is gonna be pain.
Can't have one without the other.
Anything REAL... the test of conditional reality is gonna have complementary nature.
Smurf, the thing is U kinda sense this more than I do. Like, yeah lil asian dude pointed it out, but in reality U have sacrificed more in a relationship than I have. Trust me I bitch out more than peeps know. Pretty selfish at times in fact, anyway, bottom line is that
what is LOVE, its APPRECIATiON in its most DIViNE sense, which entails getting past the SELF, anytime, which for most, SACRIFICE. SACRIFICE is gonna produce feeling of uncomfort. However, its a sorrowful bliss I think. It is a sorrow that is mixed with joy at the same time. I will never say Pleasurable Pain, cause no such thing.
Its the kinda of a HURT that is Really A Heal. However, U get healed through going through the Hurt. I know this doesn't make logical sense. But logic and LOVE have never been friends. I chose LOVE, logic is for queers. J/K.
Thing is I'm sayin it. However U actually Know this... a helluva lot betta than I do.
-BTW... I mean queers in the non geigh sense.-
When everything seems to be in an uproar... nothing going right, There is no light to the darkness, seems like there is no hope in sight... And still he/she comforts you and tells you he/she would be there with you thru all of that darkness. When what defines that person is true love, when that person is willing to endure with you, beside you... every heartache, every obsticale... Not run for the door when things get shakey.
+1
Frisk without a doubt, on point.
Yeah, can she/he abide in the shit with U. When the bullets are rainin down, when the bills are stacked and tension is in the air, when ship is sinkin... can they abide, can U look into their eyes, and even though U know they are scared, they abide... abide with U, cause through that shit love emerges like no otha. Anyone can love in the Ritz Carlton, in Wakiki, Paris, or whatthefuckeva, but can U embody that shit when U are both in the trenches. If the answer is yes, than that U get a joy and sense of freedom that U are no longer even U. Its like U are free from this prison of Self. The Self becomes US. That doesn't even cover it, Tantric Sex of unreal bliss, only mirrors this feeling. That is the whole point of living.... to get to this state.
Untouchable U become. Its a spiritual thang. I have got glimpses, however especially now, that shit is so much harder to find. It's makin a comeback though... I think.
Its all under the surface.
Oh its very hard to find... I thought I had it once... boy was i ever wrong.
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lartinos
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well.... atleast I have a cousin who does all this for me.
hahahahahahah bro did you read what i posted? lolololol odd reply for sure...i assume typo?
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lartinos
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good job bro! sure it will all work out for ya!
bigmann245
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it has came close...only lagging is the money issue... seems they want to give out the cooch willingly but ya have to take them out still every now and then....hmmmm
fistfullofsteel
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new york football giants
I knew I'd find you here
fistfullofsteel
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stalker
profile check
fistfullofsteel
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you want me like a hobo wants a ham sandwich
ohmygodlol!
Was he a control freak or the exact opposite and ran around?
The first I don't see U gettin into that situation, the second, well maybe.
Just sayin sweetie, no matter how smart, hawt, or what they have to offer,
charming douches run amock.
True love is when you tell them every horrible, disgusting, embarassing skeleton in your closet and they listen without judgement and say "none of that changes how I feel about you or what I think of you."
True love is unconditional support, trust, respect. The whole world can be blowing the fuck up but you know, without a shadow of a doubt, that ONE person will be there for you, through thick and thin, no matter what.
Appearances are transient. Live long enough and gravity catches up with everyone no matter how well they take care of themselves. True love is about heart and mind, and that can potentially last a lifetime (barring medical conditions, obvoiusly).
True love is unconditional support, trust, respect. The whole world can be blowing the fuck up but you know, without a shadow of a doubt, that ONE person will be there for you, through thick and thin, no matter what.
Appearances are transient. Live long enough and gravity catches up with everyone no matter how well they take care of themselves. True love is about heart and mind, and that can potentially last a lifetime (barring medical conditions, obvoiusly).
yes!!
Na, neither actually... just couldn't face day to day challenges like an adult. If I had to characterize him I'd say he was still a child... wanted no responsibilities... not even his own. I believe with some growing up, and off the mama tit... he'll be a great husband/father some day.
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lartinos
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Even if you're a chick and you were born with a weiner and you never told them.
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lartinos
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i think that beats my stripper/crack one for sure.
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lartinos
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And if the guy stays with the girl born with the weiner does that make him therefore a gay?
The sort of relationship I'm talking about can't be built on that sort of a secret. You can't build a strong house on a weak foundation.
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lartinos
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So you would tell them right off the bat???
No you wouldn't, you'd wait until you felt like it was getting serious and worth telling someone a deep dark secret such as this one.
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lartinos
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Or what if their clit grew as big as snackies?
My weiner has a first name its .... BOB
Ya know I don't need batteries right?
J/K
Flirting with chicas I consider friends is so beneath me.
-U believe me right, Frisk?-
Internally, I'm like, dude show some restraint Yo. Do not Flirt, its unbecoming, and its Crass... Pass on just one opening brah. U can do this... I know U can, but then I look at your Avi, and I'm like ahhh.... Fuck it.
However, I know U really meant Beast of Burden... see another opening, damn the whole process is just gonna start all over.
Okay thats it Im headed to the gym.
True love or being with a chica with a 3 inch clit?
Its True Love, of course... wait 3 inches is pretty big.
Like I said earlier I"m going to the gym.
This thread is fucking with my head. LOL
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lartinos
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as opposed to killed alive...jk
People really go through shit like this, I saw a special on TV about an actual case. The guy stayed with her too!
Cal_21
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Only if it shot yogurt.
I was being retarded on purpose. But yeah, waiting to tell that is really really really dumb and risky, not to mention deceitful. Everyone should have a choice in the matter and lying by omission is still lying.
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lartinos
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But, when is the "right" time to admit something like that?
Tough to say, doesn't seem like first date conversation.
housemusik83
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lmao
From what I know of that community this is not some deep dark secret they keep to spring on unsuspecting hetero males. (the ego of straight guys thinking every gender and every orientation is constantly lusting after them). But every transexual I've known is pretty open about their surgery. And generally they have their own subculture with their own fans, if you get my drift.
And, seriously, you can usually tell. Maybe you'd have trouble with some of the ladyboys of Thailand who get really early hormone treatments, but for your average male to female tranny?
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lartinos
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From what I know of that community this is not some deep dark secret they keep to spring on unsuspecting hetero males. (the ego of straight guys thinking every gender and every orientation is constantly lusting after them). But every transexual I've known is pretty open about their surgery. And generally they have their own subculture with their own fans, if you get my drift.
And, seriously, you can usually tell. Maybe you'd have trouble with some of the ladyboys of Thailand who get really early hormone treatments, but for your average male to female tranny?
Anything is possible MM!
Any chance you're projecting a little wishful thinking here, Lartinos?
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lartinos
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Any chance you're projecting a little wishful thinking here, Lartinos?
I didn't know it was that obvious.
Hopefully when I tell a girl I have a mangina she'll also break the news to me that she once had a penis.
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