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seaking420
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....what would you order???
Patron here
Patron here
If your at a bar and are ordering shots
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lartinos
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jager bombs
chris302001
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Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Vodka martini, up very dry and 2 olives one onion
chris302001
Banned
WTF? You cant order that at the Last Ride Saloon!
txbondsman
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When I was sober I'd order 1800, but Patron is OK, so's Heradura and Two Sisters. Most of the time I was already 3 sheets to the wind and bar whatever was good enough.
fistfullofsteel
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Stoli Elit Vodka. Less headaches the next day.
chris302001
Banned
or just dont drive?
not an option for some people
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shrimp poboy
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You trying to be cool and an old fart at the same time?
Basic_wonder
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Johnny Blue .... enough said ....
housemusik83
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Round of lemon drops for everyone!!!!!
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shrimp poboy
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ever clear with a moonshine back
txbondsman
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Everclear is ONE word, you n00b......
Bikini Mod
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Reminiscent of my wedding night.
I woke up buck ass nekkid next to a man I didn't know.
'Course that didn't go over too well with my husband. But apparently he got over it.
Reminiscent of my wedding night.
I woke up buck ass nekkid next to a man I didn't know.
'Course that didn't go over too well with my husband. But apparently he got over it.
Um, what?
DannoMight
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zambuka and rumpleman's or jager and rumplemans aka black deaths
chris302001
Banned
olololol!!
Sambuca!
chris302001
Banned
*fixed*
DannoMight
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whatevva. i don't look at the bottle i just binge drink the stuff.
Bikini Mod
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Funny story actually.... 'Course we didn't think it was very funny at the time.
I can't drink to save my life. After the ceremony (which took place in my apartment with only immediate family in attendance) I started with champagne, of course. Then moved onto a glass of wine. Then a glass of port. Had a cigar (which I swear to goodness is way worse than weed) and then my sister busted out the moonshine that my uncles in MagyarOrszag made. The next thing you know I am like, "God this dress ways a ton. I gotta get changed." So I go and put on a Tshirt and sweat pants and decide to do some laundry. Everyone was like, "OK, she is being domestic, WTF is up with that?" So the last thing I remember asking my nephews and niece to get up off my futon (our first marital bed LOL) because I was tired and needed a nap. The next thing you know I wake up in the middle of the night in the dark buck ass nekkid next to a man who I didn't know. I FUH-REAKED!!!! LOL Of course it was my husband, the Old Grump, but I was too fucked up to know it. Next thing you know I am telling him to get away and had flashbacks of being raped. He claims that I started rattling off names of like every damned dewd that I ever dated trying to remember who he was!
I just remember waking up the next morning, no wedding band, sick as a dog, trying to remember what the hell happened after saying, "I do."
I know, this doesn't sound funny.... but I assure you when we woke up the next morning and sorted through it all, we really did have to laugh about it.
I suppose that is what I get for drinking that poison. Getting married on our third date didn't help either LOL...
Really, every time we tell the story it gets funnier and funnier.... I swear.
seaking420
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whats that
irish whiskey, balleys, and heiniken (sp?)
if u mix it all up together it turns into a cottage cheese chunky-ness.
myway
Banned
you're.
Chrisco915
Banned
Always Jager and Heiny(the green bottle type).
seaking420
New member
that dosent sound to good
you are
myway
Banned
Yes. If you are at a bar....
Your vs You're
This is another common mistake of apostrophe use. "You're" is a contraction for "you are". It is easy enough to decipher, again just insert "you are" into your sentence instead of "you're" or "your" and you will know the correct usage.
Examples of "Your"
It is time for your medicine.
(It is time for you are medicine doesn't make sense.)
We will go to your play after we eat.
(We will go to you are play does not make sense.)
Examples of "You're"
You're going to be the first in line.
(You are going to be the first in line.)
You're my best friend.
(You are my best friend.)
.....smurfy made me do it.
whiskey,baileys,half pint guiness...drop the shot in the guiness and slam it...great drink
lololo.ol
txbondsman
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in the 80's, I used to go to a bar that served a shot called a Test Tube Baby, it was whiskey, Bailey's and Grenadine. The Bailey's was put in with a straw at the bottom to keep it from mixing together too much and a drop or two of Grenadine which trailed a red (blood) down to the Bailey's. It was served in a real test tube in a rack like you used to see in science class. Looked gross as hell, the name helped.... lol
They served a million of them.....
They served a million of them.....
chris302001
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Basikstylz
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Depends... If I plan on taking shots all night it would have to be SOCO.
If I'm trying to get the job done quick, get fucked up, and save on cals its either 151 or liquid cocaine.
If I'm trying to get the job done quick, get fucked up, and save on cals its either 151 or liquid cocaine.
string_bean00
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i like to order 151 to be a dick because it's funny to watch everyone else
normally I just order Jack
normally I just order Jack
