give me your phone number.

[stilleto]

as soon as my webinar is over, i'm gonna call someone.

mind you, i ain't calling EVERYONE. just one of you, to say hi.



and then hang up.

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

I have a girlfriend

and a bellybutton

 

[stilleto]

I have a girlfriend

and a bellybutton

good. give me her number.

 

[bw1]

in

 

[MichaelScott]

in

 

[stilleto]

you geniuses both realize that I don't have your digits, right?

 

[MichaelScott]

hey who are you calling a genius there sister?

 

[stilleto]

hey who are you calling a genius there sister?

 

[MichaelScott]

you geniuses both realize that I don't have your digits, right?

im at work youd need the extension it would be too much to handle i think, thats what she said lol

 

[stilleto]

im at work youd need the extension it would be too much to handle i think, thats what she said lol

okay yeah. well sure. i didn't really want to talk to you anyway.

so that's fine.

*sob*.

 

[Austin316]

488-8888

 

[stilleto]

488-8888

no area code?
is that a sex line?





<dialing now>

i'm off my super boring webinar.
you all suck.

 

[MichaelScott]

okay yeah. well sure. i didn't really want to talk to you anyway.

so that's fine.

*sob*.

i'll k you my cell but im not there until 345.

 

[puddlemonkey]

867-5309

 

[Austin316]

612

 

[MichaelScott]

no spam krap either, in your k, when it rings i will hear my humps by the black eyed pees. lol

 

[miplank]

970-522-9090

 

[stilleto]

i'll k you my cell but im not there until 345.

fine.
i hope you included your real name, cause I forgot that.


don't be offended though, cause I forget my own name all the time.

 

[stilleto]

612

is this number going to get me in trouble in work?
it looks suspicious.

 

[beach_bum_dude]

867-5309

why do you have my g/f number.....are you the assclown calling at 4 in the morning???? j/k

 

[MichaelScott]

fine.
i hope you included your real name, cause I forgot that.


don't be offended though, cause I forget my own name all the time.

it is my phone just say Michael Scott I presume

 

[EnderJE]

Let's try the reverse. PM your number and I'll call you when it suits.

 

[MichaelScott]

ok hold on...

 

[-Ariel-]

I don't want my harmonic seductiveness stuck in your head, wearing with whispers of
adolescent longings to leave mr. stiletto.
lol

 

[stilleto]

i'm calling michael scott later.

mind you, i have the least seductive voice ever.

 

[MichaelScott]

wtf? me no comprende

 

[stilleto]

Let's try the reverse. PM your number and I'll call you when it suits.

ok, sure.



i mean, no.

 

[AAP]

954-738-5627

someone call.

someone call and tell me how sorry I am, how much a loser I am, how I should just kill myself and do the world a favor and that now that you got my number you might track me down and help me out with it.

 

[MichaelScott]

i'm calling michael scott later.

mind you, i have the least seductive voice ever.

yes. i expect a full report posted. also i will do my best michael scott sayings, im ready to go, 345 or bust.

 

[stilleto]

954-738-5627

someone call.

someone call and tell me how sorry I am, how much a loser I am, how I should just kill myself and do the world a favor and that now that you got my number you might track me down and help me out with it.

is that your number? i'm gonna call it now.

 

[stephen4327]

713-866-6249

 

[MichaelScott]

I received my call from 'Letto at the time specified. We had a good conversation. She went with me to the MAC machine and promised not to send me spam on my phone. SPAM-a-LOT. I attempted to be witty and was my old aloof self and provided no laughter to the great MODESS. She does havea very seductive voice contrary to a previous post. She tried to play a little prank and I almost hung up, but it went well, she is a woman of her word. I told her to not lose the number and she said for sure.

 

[stilleto]

i had NO friggin' clue that michaelscott was a woman!

 

[MichaelScott]

you sonofa....lololololloo

 

[MichaelScott]

i had NO friggin' clue that michaelscott was such a man!

fixed

 

[miplank]

I never got a call...

 

[cindylou]

I never got a call...

was that ur actual phone number?

u are crazy!

 

[stilleto]

I never got a call...

Oh, i just saw your number up there in the thread.
i'll give you a call tomorrow- most people have gone home here and if i call now, everyone will hear.

 

[miplank]

was that ur actual phone number?

u are crazy!

look up the area code girl....you know where I live

 

[goin on 4T]

Oh, i just saw your number up there in the thread.
i'll give you a call tomorrow- most people have gone home here and if i call now, everyone will hear.

if everyone has gone home how will everyone hear?

 

[ceo]

ooohhh...I would actually like to talk to you about some things. I'd have to email my number though. I'm paranoid. Can I trust you btw?

 

[ceo]

anyone find out if that's AAP's real #? Somehow I seriously doubt it is. If it is, I'm calling your ass AAP!


Oh, can I trust you too? You're the same person, so if I can trust stilleto, I guess I can trust you.

 

[MichaelScott]

back off jack lol

 

[cindylou]

look up the area code girl....you know where I live

lol

 

[stilleto]

ooohhh...I would actually like to talk to you about some things. I'd have to email my number though. I'm paranoid. Can I trust you btw?

would I have lasted this long here if you couldn't trust me?
pm me your digits dude.

 

[stilleto]

if everyone has gone home how will everyone hear?

let me type slower.
MOST PEOPLE HAVE GONE HOME.

not all. most.



the few people that are left are either in the conference room, or, unfortunately, in the office RIGHT next to mine. Since I can hear him, he can probably hear me.

 

[stilleto]

i just talked to miplank. wtf dude. why were you so mad that i called?

 

[stephen4327]

i didnt get a call either

 

[miplank]

i just talked to miplank. wtf dude. why were you so mad that i called?

huh?

 

[cindylou]

i just talked to miplank. wtf dude. why were you so mad that i called?

I know, he yelled at me when i called him too

 

[stilleto]

huh?

why the hell were you yelling at me? you sounded like you were going to have a friggin' stroke.

 

[stilleto]

i didnt get a call either

I don't know you, but i'll call you in the morning. around 5am, my time.

cool?
bye!

 

[miplank]

why the hell were you yelling at me? you sounded like you were going to have a friggin' stroke.

i think you dialed the wrong number

 

[jnevin]

Did she sound all flustered when she called you guys?

 

[stilleto]

i think you dialed the wrong number

i called the number you gave me.
i just checked.

 

[stephen4327]

mhmmm

 

[miplank]

i called the number you gave me.
i just checked.

what did they say?

 

[stilleto]

Miplank was screaming, "do you know what fucking time it is? it's freezing, and I have to deal with your shit? it's almost time for dinner, dammit, and i'm cold! do you hear me? i'm fucking cold!"

you may be cold, but you gotta chill.

 

[SpyWizard]

950-944-9244

 

[stilleto]

Did she sound all flustered when she called you guys?

 

[miplank]

Miplank was screaming, "do you know what fucking time it is? it's freezing, and I have to deal with your shit? it's almost time for dinner, dammit, and i'm cold! do you hear me? i'm fucking cold!"

you may be cold, but you gotta chill.

but its like 80* here...how can I be cold?

 

[jnevin]

Aw for chrissake.

 

[Smurfy]

you know my number. call me.


biotch.

 

[stephen4327]

call me smurf

 

[Smurfy]

i only talk to chris on the phone.

 

[jnevin]

you know my number. call me.


biotch.

Me or him?

 

[Smurfy]

Me or him?

thanks. I just farted.

 

[stephen4327]

you queefed quit lying!

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

good. give me her number.

the belly buttons?

 

[chris302001]

i only talk to chris on the phone.

that's me!!!!

 

[stephen4327]

homo^^

 

[lostinfitness]

call me 1 900 ckswdks

 

[MichaelScott]

i just talked to miplank. wtf dude. why were you so mad that i called?

see thats why u only need to call me instead of these chumpies lol. i appreciate talking to you.

 

[stilleto]

you know my number. call me.


biotch.

i don't have it.
send it. i'm calling you tomorrow. I have important call center stuff to talk about.

 

[Scotsman]

you know my number. call me.


biotch.

I can say this to both you and Stilleto. Of course Stils has called me twice in my life which is two more times than you have.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I'll give up my phone # but I want phone sex in return. "hi" won't cut it.

 

[javaguru]

as soon as my webinar is over, i'm gonna call someone.

mind you, i ain't calling EVERYONE. just one of you, to say hi.



and then hang up.

Only if you promise to bang me...

 

[Scotsman]

look up the area code girl....you know where I live

Northern Colorado, Ft Collins maybe?

I'm from Loveland originally so my parents still live in the 970, I'm down in the 303 now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the_alcatraz]

i just talked to miplank. wtf dude. why were you so mad that i called?

lololololololo

 

[Smurfy]

I can say this to both you and Stilleto. Of course Stils has called me twice in my life which is two more times than you have.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol dont feel bad. I never call anyone

 

[binö]

989 370 0532

 

[Scotsman]

lol dont feel bad. I never call anyone

Except Chris because you think he's cooler than I am.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

Except Chris because you think he's cooler than I am.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol its hard to get her on the phone! Trust me! It took me like a month!

 

[Scotsman]

lol its hard when I get her on the phone! Trust me!

Oh now I see why you call her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

Oh now I see why you call her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

!lmao

 

[Scotsman]

!lmao

I probably would be too, just so you have a visual if you do call me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[rnch]

867-5309
pennsylvania65000
beechwood45789

 

[chris302001]

Oh now I see why you call her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lolololol OMG I just now got it......took me a few reads......

 

[chris302001]

I probably would be too, just so you have a visual if you do call me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I told her that if she ever does talk to you, to tell you that I said Ralphie is a pussy......but I didnt wanna wait that long to tell you!

 

[Scotsman]

I told her that if she ever does talk to you, to tell you that I said Ralphie is a pussy......but I didnt wanna wait that long to tell you!

Well ralphie has a pussy since she is female after all.

And I've seen your guys run for cover when she comes barreling down the sideline. Plus live Buffalo>>>>>>>>>>>>geigh covered wagon.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

lolololol OMG I just now got it......took me a few reads......

I should expect you to be slow, you are a cornhusker after all.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

I should expect you to be slow, you are a cornhusker after all.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Hahahaha it takes a couple passes...

 

[Scotsman]

Hahahaha it takes a couple passes...

Harsh sarcasm and sublte innuendo are the hallmarks of my humor. It sometimes takes people days to figure out I was joking or to get the joke. All the while I am laughing inside.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

Harsh sarcasm and sublte innuendo are the hallmarks of my humor. It sometimes takes people days to figure out I was joking or to get the joke. All the while I am laughing inside.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Hahaha I like the subtle sarcasm.....even if it takes me a while...

 

[Scotsman]

Hahaha I like the subtle sarcasm.....even if it takes me a while...

So few people get my humor which makes it all the better when they do.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

I'll give up my phone # but I want phone sex in return. "hi" won't cut it.

Oh, okay.

and no.

 

[stilleto]

Only if you promise to bang me...

oh, okay.

and no.

 

[stilleto]

989 370 0532

is this for reals? cause i'm calling it later.

 

[beefcake28]

Northern Colorado, Ft Collins maybe?

I'm from Loveland originally so my parents still live in the 970, I'm down in the 303 now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

The bros from 303 rawk... although I am in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming for a while and have no cell reception. Sucks. Oh well.

 

[MichaelScott]

oh, okay.

and no.

hi