My sister saw a psychic....

[stilleto]

ok, something creepy... I was just talking to my mom, who told me that her sister just saw a psychic.





are you my mom???

 

[ortiz34]

sister
yeah right

you went

 

[all the whey]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

I used to be famous for telling groups of girls how they groomed their vag.


Until, all the bitches started shaving bare!!!!!!!1

 

[all the whey]

no way! The only way I'll ever get married is when I am 80, living in a velevet sweatsuit and too senile to know better.







That or if Hugh Jackman asks me

Did she predict your soft ass was going to get hard?

 

[velvett]

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if you switch sides

 

[nimbus]

next time you go to a psychic come out with a sucker punch after the session is over, and she if blocks/dodges it she's probly legit. if not, she got what she deserves.

 

[Smurfy]

who comes up with the best oneliners? nimbus does. does no one else see this?

 

[nimbus]

who comes up with the best oneliners? nimbus does. does no one else see this?

lol stop!! you are going to make me even cockier than lartinos

 

[blueta2]

sister
yeah right

you went

Please, I have enough issues and spend enough $ on my health, I would not see a psychic.
On my NIECE, it was my sister

 

[blueta2]

ok, something creepy... I was just talking to my mom, who told me that her sister just saw a psychic.





are you my mom???

well I am certainly old enough right? ;-)