My sister saw a psychic....

[blueta2]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

 

[calveless wonder]

horseshit

sorry

cold reading techniques are pretty easy to learn

 

[cindylou]

lol - wow.

when i saw one she kinda sucked. She said she saw a ring in my future but gave me no time frame. Duh.

wow - married. Do you have it in you:?

 

[calveless wonder]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

 

[blueta2]

horseshit

sorry

cold reading techniques are pretty easy to learn

So are you saying I'm going to stay ill and live on welfare?

;-)

 

[cindylou]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

tell me my fortune

 

[blueta2]

lol - wow.

when i saw one she kinda sucked. She said she saw a ring in my future but gave me no time frame. Duh.

wow - married. Do you have it in you:?

no way! The only way I'll ever get married is when I am 80, living in a velevet sweatsuit and too senile to know better.




























That or if Hugh Jackman asks me

 

[ricco561]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

I can't marry you right now.
I don't think my wife would like it.
I could ask and get back to you?

 

[calveless wonder]

tell me my fortune

lol, i could have fun with this but its easy since i already know a bit about you.

it's pretty easy when you're in front of someone. can tell alot about their body language or the way they carry themselves etc.

also the vagueness and probability of things they say is extremely high.

i bet she asked if her sister was older or younger and then deduced that if she wasn't married by now she will be

 

[drsketch]

set all your cats free

 

[cindylou]

no way! The only way I'll ever get married is when I am 80, living in a velevet sweatsuit and too senile to know better.







That or if Hugh Jackman asks me

Well, you said she was pretty bang on..................

 

[calveless wonder]

"psychics" profit off the people's curiosity of the occult and whatever little grasp of hope they have inside


if you see one with the expectation of a legitimate answer you're a fool

 

[cindylou]

"psychics" profit off the people's curiosity of the occult and whatever little grasp of hope they have inside


if you see one with the expectation of a legitimate answer you're a fool

people do strange things when they cant make a decision on their own!

lol

 

[blueta2]

My sis went for fun. Her boss goes to this woman so she took my sis and paid.

How the heck would she know I was sick? And I'm taking courses to get my naturopathic cert so I can work with other people with chronic illness. So it was kind of hard to figure that out

 

[Stefka]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

I used to do that too.
I was a fantastic palm reader - even though I was making everything up.
People love that shit.

 

[EnderJE]

Because it's prone to interpretation. It's like if a girl goes to any guy and tell him he's a douchebag. He'll ask why and she can respond "You know why!" Then his mind will come up with something.

 

[bw1]

She said you will sleep with me

 

[cindylou]

I've gone to psychics for fun - like for my cousin's bday I took her to see a psychic and then for some drinks. It was fun!

I wonder if the phychic new that in just under a year we would move in with eachother, betray eachother and never speak ever again?

lol

 

[ricco561]

I've gone to psychics for fun - like for my cousin's bday I took her to see a psychic and then for some drinks. It was fun!

I wonder if the phychic new that in just under a year we would move in with eachother, betray eachother and never speak ever again?

lol

Even I saw that coming.

 

[cindylou]

Even I saw that coming.

lol. but we grew up together. Im still sad about it.

bitch.

 

[ricco561]

lol. but we grew up together. Im still sad about it.

bitch.

Put down that finger and I'll hug you.

 

[blueta2]

I can't marry you right now.
I don't think my wife would like it.
I could ask and get back to you?

Let me know ;-)

 

[ricco561]

Let me know ;-)

Wife phoned.....you and I are good to go.

 

[blueta2]

Wife phoned.....you and I are good to go.

well I have an entire yr, so we need to date first.

You have a cool wife ;-)

 

[hurricane]

horseshit

sorry

cold reading techniques are pretty easy to learn

yea basically they are professional bullshyt artists ..

 

[-Ariel-]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

I'm so skeptical about psychics, but that said, I think that some of them do have abilities to see possibilities that are likely to occur.
She maybe right bout the 'teacher' thing... snd she may even be right about the marriage thing, however, she could be going one for two, which by all means is still pretty good.

 

[ricco561]

well I have an entire yr, so we need to date first.

You have a cool wife ;-)

OK, but I don't put out on a first date.

 

[hurricane]

well I have an entire yr, so we need to date first.

You have a cool wife ;-)

im telling cmarc

 

[the_alcatraz]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

lmao that's some funny shiznit

btw, you still look hawt in ur avi

 

[blueta2]

lmao that's some funny shiznit

btw, you still look hawt in ur avi

thanks habibi. You like my fake boobs?

 

[stilleto]

ok, something creepy... I was just talking to my mom, who told me that her sister just saw a psychic.





are you my mom???

 

[ortiz34]

sister
yeah right

you went

 

[all the whey]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

I used to be famous for telling groups of girls how they groomed their vag.


Until, all the bitches started shaving bare!!!!!!!1

 

[all the whey]

no way! The only way I'll ever get married is when I am 80, living in a velevet sweatsuit and too senile to know better.







That or if Hugh Jackman asks me

Did she predict your soft ass was going to get hard?

 

[velvett]

IN
































if you switch sides

 

[nimbus]

next time you go to a psychic come out with a sucker punch after the session is over, and she if blocks/dodges it she's probly legit. if not, she got what she deserves.

 

[Smurfy]

who comes up with the best oneliners? nimbus does. does no one else see this?

 

[nimbus]

who comes up with the best oneliners? nimbus does. does no one else see this?

lol stop!! you are going to make me even cockier than lartinos

 

[blueta2]

sister
yeah right

you went

Please, I have enough issues and spend enough $ on my health, I would not see a psychic.
On my NIECE, it was my sister

 

[blueta2]

ok, something creepy... I was just talking to my mom, who told me that her sister just saw a psychic.





are you my mom???

well I am certainly old enough right? ;-)

 

[Smurfy]

lol stop!! you are going to make me even cockier than lartinos

wtf. maybe Im the only one who notices your witty posts. maybe everyone else is just not bright enough to reckanize

 

[nimbus]

wtf. maybe Im the only one who notices your witty posts. maybe everyone else is just not bright enough to reckanize

it's all good; as long as i make myself laugh i'm happy

 

[all the whey]

who comes up with the best oneliners? nimbus does. does no one else see this?

He was one of the bests.

Until, drsketch blew on to the scene.

 

[jnevin]

lol - wow.

when i saw one she kinda sucked. She said she saw a ring in my future but gave me no time frame. Duh.

wow - married. Do you have it in you:?

I'd have to say yes since she hates BJ"s.

 

[blueta2]

I'd have to say yes since she hates BJ"s.

you got the wrong girl. I never said I hate bj's. I'm a BJ Master ;-)

 

[Lestat]

the techniques psychics use have been well documented, they are very effective.

 

[ricco561]

you got the wrong girl. I never said I hate bj's. I'm a BJ Master ;-)

I would need some sort of proof.

 

[blueta2]

I would need some sort of proof.

Shall I email you my BJ resume? ;-)

 

[ricco561]

Shall I email you my BJ resume? ;-)

We can start with that and then set up the interview for down the road.