I can't hear worth a fuk

[sexyMFer]

and I feel like I need both knees replaced.

Is this what oldness feels like but at only 27? I need a solid hydro source

/cry

 

[-SD-]

oh to be 27 again

wait till youre 40 rob

 

[Strongbow]

and I feel like I need both knees replaced.

Is this what oldness feels like but at only 27? I need a solid hydro source

/cry

No worries bro cross fit will cure AIDS

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[sexyMFer]

Fuck this. I'm going to hit the bottle tonight and listen to some drinkin songs

 

[dabuffguy]

Fuck this. I'm going to hit the bottle tonight and listen to some drinkin songs

The pussy's way out.

 

[sexyMFer]

Actually I'll probably do squats tonight and crank my headphones up to continue fucking my hearing and then play bball for 2 hours while you eat biscuits

 

[sexyMFer]

After chasing my kids around, putting them to bed and servicing my wife of course

 

[WoodyO]

I'm probably going to jerk off and go to the gym for back n' bi's.

No particular order, or maybe I'll just kill two birds with one cumshot.

 

[AFeedz]

Fuck this. I'm going to hit the bottle tonight and listen to some drinkin songs

My plan after work is to drink moscato til I pass out.

 

[sexyMFer]

Solid plan. woody, you're getting nudes tonight

 

[AFeedz]

lol you've really decided to run with this idea, huh?

I hop your wife thinks your fantasy football payment this year is for hookers and blow.

 

[AFeedz]

...cheap ones. They came free with the blow. The buy-in isn't that high.

 

[Strongbow]

The pussy's way out.

You can not speak of pussy when you know not of what you speak

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[WoodyO]

Waiting patiently on them nudes...

 

[sexyMFer]

lol you've really decided to run with this idea, huh?

I hop your wife thinks your fantasy football payment this year is for hookers and blow.

Ok, I'll step back and let the relationship blossom

 

[WoodyO]

This thread has legs

 

[miplank]

Ok, I'll step back and let the relationship blossom

good man

 

[dabuffguy]

Actually I'll probably do squats tonight and crank my headphones up to continue fucking my hearing and then play bball for 2 hours while you eat biscuits

I'm also going to use abusive doses of slin and gh. My gut isn't big enough yet.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm also going to use abusive doses of slin and gh. My gut isn't big enough yet.

You should work on your tan

 

[-SD-]

I'm probably going to jerk off and go to the gym for back n' bi's.

No particular order, or maybe I'll just kill two birds with one cumshot.

at least bi's can be worked to failure when cranking it depending on wrist position

i say kill two birds with one

 

[AFeedz]

Bitches

 

[dabuffguy]

You should work on your tan

I've been considering a vial of melanotan. Gives you raging boners. My fiance/wife will love that on the honeymoon.

I sport wood almost constantly around her these days. The anticipation is killing me, hahaha.

 

[WoodyO]

Tmi

 

[dabuffguy]

That's why I said it.

At least I'm not posting cock pics.

 

[cindylou]

I've been considering a vial of melanotan. Gives you raging boners. My fiance/wife will love that on the honeymoon.

I sport wood almost constantly around her these days. The anticipation is killing me, hahaha.

I can't even imagine. How much longer do you have?

 

[WoodyO]

He's gonna blow his load the second she touches him

 

[AFeedz]

I've been considering a vial of melanotan. Gives you raging boners. My fiance/wife will love that on the honeymoon.

I sport wood almost constantly around her these days. The anticipation is killing me, hahaha.

I think it's cute that you've waited til marriage.

I couldn't, lol, but it's cute.

 

[dabuffguy]

I can't even imagine. How much longer do you have?

16 days.

July 12th.

 

[dabuffguy]

He's gonna blow his load the second she touches him

That's probably not an exaggeration.

 

[sexyMFer]

I can't even wait until I get off of work

 

[WoodyO]

I didn't wait. I just slapped it around a lil in the bathroom.

 

[WoodyO]

Waiting patiently on them nudes...

Never did get any nudes. Going to bed with blue balls tonight.

 

[digimon7068]

can you hear me now???

 

[miplank]

nope

 

[dabuffguy]

I'm surprised digi can still see and hear. The old fart.

 

[digimon7068]

I'm surprised digi can still see and hear. The old fart.

i can see well enough to tell that i'm still moar jacked than you, junior-virgin...

 

[miplank]

no you can't

 

[digimon7068]

no you can't

this is tr00

 

[caligirl85]

I can

 

[miplank]

you can what?

 

[caligirl85]

Still see how jacked digi is

 

[miplank]

settle down

 

[-SD-]

Im not gonna hear worth a fuck later tonight from teh Star Dawg

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[digimon7068]

settle down

i'll smack yo grill right outcho mouf...

 

[caligirl85]

I don't feel very good this morning. Please kill me!

 

[digimon7068]

I don't feel very good this morning. Please kill me!

you'd feel a LOT better if you'd have cum to my staff party...jus' sayin'...

 

[caligirl85]

lol I`m thinking you`re right

 

[digimon7068]

lol I`m thinking you`re right

i'm knowing i'm right

 

[wootoom]

Hydros cure everything