Valentine Day plans

[WoodyO]

I'm gonna jerk off on a complete stranger on a crowded city bus.

 

[caligirl85]

No plans for me. V day has taken on a new meaning as I just passed my one year celibacy mark...wtf?!? lol

 

[Pinkscrubs]

That sounds terrible

 

[Chopzilla]

Masturbate with my tears like I do every friday.

 

[caligirl85]

Masturbate with my tears like I do every friday.

Chopzy, how the hell are you??

 

[Mad Jasper]

Well since I found out the new girl I was seeing is fucking married, I'll probably just rub one out while watching Bridget Jones Diary using my tears as lubricant.

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[TableFun]

 

[nangiggles]

Sometimes being plat is not nice

 

[nangiggles]

Well since I found out the new girl I was seeing is fucking married, I'll probably just rub one out while watching Bridget Jones Diary using my tears as lubricant.

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She's cheating on you! No wait...

 

[nangiggles]

Im hoping to get my salad tossed

Well did you? The suspense is killing me