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What else should I let Mitch do this Thanksgiving (besides drive, obviously)

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Thanksgiving is a time for sharing.

Cindy: Find a super-hot friend of yours and do a surprise threesome for Mitch.

And no Pick3, it can't be a dude. There's no such thing as a super-hot dude.
 
Oh and Cindy, try this out during the holidays:

Ask mitch how he'd really feel about you bringing some other girl into a threesome. He'll tell you that while that sounded great for other girls he's dated, he'd never want to share you with anyone else. He'll also say that he knew you were "the one" when he realized that he'd never felt like that about his other girlfriends. Then he'll talk about how "crazy" those guys are on the juicer board for even bringing something like that up and how we're always talking shit.

Now here's the truth: He'd bang her. He'd bang the taste completely out of her mouth. And even as he denies he would, there will be moments when he'll start to smile, then completely break-down into a half or even full-blown laugh.

Now here's the kicker: She probably wouldn't have to be *that* hot. When it comes to Girl #2, lots of guys will let things slide a little bit just to get in on that second girl.

I'd invite you to discuss this during your holiday drive. Happy Thanksgiving!
 
miplank said:
lol, nice try!


she knows me better than that. ;)
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Did you tell her that it's an over-rated male fantasy? Throw-in the line about how you did it once, and it wasn't that big of a deal.

Cindy: Here's the real scoop. Every guy has what we call a "highlight reel". It's mental imagery of their previous sexual conquests. The highlight reel is our go-to tool when we want a little help over the edge. Every baller -- and I mean EVERY baller -- will have at least a few scenes from one of their threesomes on the highlight reel.

Good times!
 
mrplunkey said:
Did you tell her that it's an over-rated male fantasy? Throw-in the line about how you did it once, and it wasn't that big of a deal.

Cindy: Here's the real scoop. Every guy has what we call a "highlight reel". It's mental imagery of their previous sexual conquests. The highlight reel is our go-to tool when we want a little help over the edge. Every baller -- and I mean EVERY baller -- will have at least a few scenes from one of their threesomes on the highlight reel.

Good times!
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i've actually never done it.



lol@highlight reels....maybe for the inadequate bro, but i make new highlights every time.
 
mrplunkey said:
Oh and Cindy, try this out during the holidays:

Ask mitch how he'd really feel about you bringing some other girl into a threesome. He'll tell you that while that sounded great for other girls he's dated, he'd never want to share you with anyone else. He'll also say that he knew you were "the one" when he realized that he'd never felt like that about his other girlfriends. Then he'll talk about how "crazy" those guys are on the juicer board for even bringing something like that up and how we're always talking shit.

Now here's the truth: He'd bang her. He'd bang the taste completely out of her mouth. And even as he denies he would, there will be moments when he'll start to smile, then completely break-down into a half or even full-blown laugh.

Now here's the kicker: She probably wouldn't have to be *that* hot. When it comes to Girl #2, lots of guys will let things slide a little bit just to get in on that second girl.

I'd invite you to discuss this during your holiday drive. Happy Thanksgiving!
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LOL! Well, this will make interesting conversation. Thanks Plunkey! ;) Have some karma!

anything else I should know?? I'll be watching his face carefully when we talk!

:D :D :D
 
miplank said:
i've actually never done it.



lol@highlight reels....maybe for the inadequate bro, but i make new highlights every time.
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^^^ Cindy -- here's proof positive that he's pulling a fast one.

You don't have to answer this question (obviously it isn't very discrete), but do think about this to yourself: Can you truly say in your heart of hearts that mitch makes new highlights literally "every time"?

Every time?

Every single time?

If not, it should make you question his position on highlight reels and threesomes too. I'd dig a little bit if I were you -- you'll have the drive time.
 
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Time for the next test. Walk Mitch through a non-obscene albeit stimulating web page like this: Daily Dose of Delicious Girls - Men know why

And for each girl, ask him: "Do you think she's pretty"? Ask him if you weren't around, if he would want to have sex with her. Then ask him if you brought a girl home that looked like that for him, what would he do?

And let's get the lies going...
 
mrplunkey said:
Time for the next test. Walk Mitch through a non-obscene albeit stimulating web page like this: Daily Dose of Delicious Girls - Men know why

And for each girl, ask him: "Do you think she's pretty"? Ask him if you weren't around, if he would want to have sex with her. Then ask him if you brought a girl home that looked like that for him, what would he do?

And let's get the lies going...
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um,

1 (even tho i can't see her face) and 9 are the only 2 that would even get my attention.
 
Yes Cindy, he routinely fantasizes about watching you make out with your twin sister before joining-in on the sexual play.
 
He has already set up the Ammie loophole

what if he grabs her ass thinking its mine? He says he can't be in trouble if he thinks its me
 
and he said if he fantasizes about her then its the same as fantasizing about me

or would that be two of me

what a mess
 
cindylou said:
He has already set up the Ammie loophole

what if he grabs her ass thinking its mine? He says he can't be in trouble if he thinks its me
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well...how the fuck am i supposed to know if ammie is getting the turkey out of the oven and i think it's you?



unless one of you changes hair color I get a free pass!
 
cindylou said:
and he said if he fantasizes about her then its the same as fantasizing about me

or would that be two of me

what a mess
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No, he it isn't that he can't tell the difference.

He wants both at once. He's a pig, but we are all pigs. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others.

The men walking this planet are the product of 160,000 years of evolution. All the ones that didn't want to bang as many women (multiples at a time, when possible) died-out 50,000+ years ago.

So yes, he does fantasize about you and your sister hooking up.

And I wouldn't blame him one bit. It's just how the world works.

That should make a great Thanksgiving discussion topic.
 
mrplunkey said:
No, he it isn't that he can't tell the difference.

He wants both at once. He's a pig, but we are all pigs. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others.

The men walking this planet are the product of 160,000 years of evolution. All the ones that didn't want to bang as many women (multiples at a time, when possible) died-out 50,000+ years ago.

So yes, he does fantasize about you and your sister hooking up.

And I wouldn't blame him one bit. It's just how the world works.

That should make a great Thanksgiving discussion topic.
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fact
 
mrplunkey said:
No, he it isn't that he can't tell the difference.

He wants both at once. He's a pig, but we are all pigs. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others.

The men walking this planet are the product of 160,000 years of evolution. All the ones that didn't want to bang as many women (multiples at a time, when possible) died-out 50,000+ years ago.

So yes, he does fantasize about you and your sister hooking up.

And I wouldn't blame him one bit. It's just how the world works.

That should make a great Thanksgiving discussion topic.
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That is so sad :bawling: I don't even look at other guys!
 
cindylou said:
That is so sad :bawling: I don't even look at other guys!
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And I (and the majority of guys here) believe that -- no lie.

But guys and girls think 100% differently. Every time you see your twin sister this holiday, think of Mitch imagining you and she making out while he waits to join-in.

No lie.
 
plunkster has got the mischievous hat on tonight.


you guys should stay in and play some games with the fam, board games, card games, ect...and sexual games for later if you want (don't rush :) )
 
mrplunkey said:
And I (and the majority of guys here) believe that -- no lie.

But guys and girls think 100% differently. Every time you see your twin sister this holiday, think of Mitch imagining you and she making out while he waits to join-in.

No lie.
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Lol I thought you were messing with Mitch this whole time not me. I have a bad memory I really hope I forget that post
 
cindylou said:
Lolol that pic is a sexy busty blonde on my Mac and fuggin snoop dogg on my phone lolo
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So ask mitch how he conveniently left out #22.

#1 and #9 my ass -- he lusted over at least 1/3 of those pics.

Plunkey is keeping it real this holiday!
 
*ebony* said:
plunkster has got the mischievous hat on tonight.


you guys should stay in and play some games with the fam, board games, card games, ect...and sexual games for later if you want (don't rush :) )
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Plunky is just spitting truth this holiday system.

Oh, and I'm sure there are some games they can play. I'd start the whole deal with a girl-on-girl catfight that leads to making out and some heavy petting. Then mitch can settle the dispute by making both bad girls do his bidding.
 
and plunkey isn't spitting truth, but merely painting all men with a broad chauvinistic brush.


It's cool, we're on a predominately male dominated steroid board so I get it bro. Gotta look cool in front of the guys, right?!
 
mrplunkey said:
Plunky is just spitting truth this holiday system.

Oh, and I'm sure there are some games they can play. I'd start the whole deal with a girl-on-girl catfight that leads to making out and some heavy petting. Then mitch can settle the dispute by making both bad girls do his bidding.
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*season
 
No, no he wouldn't. No one that has a concealed carry watches that fgt ass shit, because if they did watch it they'd pull out that gun and shoot themselves in the fucking face.

Last I checked Mitch is still posting.
 
miplank said:
ammie hates me tho
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hmm...how telling!

lol. Serios tho, why she hate you? She jelly?

And cindy, why aren't you listening to your sister? She's gotta have a reason for hating plank. He really did grab her ass, didn't he?
 
miplank said:
I only went through the first page...


real talk.
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same here. After a few pics with no nudity, what's the fuckin point? Right? Yeah!
 
cindylou said:
Nef, did you see where I was going with my thread?

I really wanted to post a 60's goodyear tire commercial but my thread took a weird turn from the first post, piitb and everything lolo and I never got to :(
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Not sure about 1960's, but PIITB definitely makes for a good year in 2013.
 
ceo said:
hmm...how telling!

lol. Serios tho, why she hate you? She jelly?

And cindy, why aren't you listening to your sister? She's gotta have a reason for hating plank. He really did grab her ass, didn't he?
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Lol, she doesn't hate him. I don't know why he says that.

If she does she's pry jelly! :D
 
miplank said:
and plunkey isn't spitting truth, but merely painting all men with a broad chauvinistic brush.


It's cool, we're on a predominately male dominated steroid board so I get it bro. Gotta look cool in front of the guys, right?!
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Yeah, I'm sure that most guys aren't into all that testosterone-driven bullshit like a tiny subgroup of guys here are.

After all, the porn industry's revenues are only about as big as the NFLs (from all sources of revenue, direct and indirect).

And when it comes to the multiple girls fantasy, that industry is much, much smaller. It's only about the size of the NBA (from all sources of revenue, direct and indirect).

So that small number of guys who do fit that "chauvinistic" stereotype must be spending some mad coin on an industry that's built around the premise of free content.

P.S. I'll confess, I can't figure one thing out. How do they make billions in revenue when it's free on the Interwebs?
 
<notices that mitch didn't specifically name which girl...>

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