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Happy Birthday WoodyO

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he's intent on not celebrating his birthday because his ex ruined it for him

so now he feels its his duty to ruin every other birthday for the rest of his life
 
Happy bday woodz!
 
shirlene29 said:
he's intent on not celebrating his birthday because his ex ruined it for him

so now he feels its his duty to ruin every other birthday for the rest of his life
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Actually I stopped celebrating my birthday long before I met her. Her dumb, bipolar ass was just the final nail in the coffin.

I stopped celebrating it because it's no big deal, and I don't like a lot of attention in case you haven't noticed.

But since you decided to call me out - I'll tell ya about this birthday. First, a bunch of friends insisted on taking me out, then every last one flaked.

Then my daughter was waiting for me to come home, so she could leave her brother with me and go to a friends birthday dinner instead.

Then my son spent the rest of the evening telling me about his day at the SD county fair with his mom and her new boyfriend. The same mother who tried to ruin every relationship I've had since she left. Also the same mother who refuses to take my last name off her Facebook account. The same mother who I had to block from my Instagram account for calling all my female friends bitches, cunts and whores. And the same mother who refuses to get her shit out of my house.

So, yeah. Fuck birthdays.
 
WoodyO said:
Her mom is a pile of shit. She doesn't care about anybody but herself. I'm sure she's glad her daughter stayed with me so she can focus more time on being a bar hag.
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you sound like you've adjusted nicely. had you stayed married to the metal your only worry would be when the new Fleshgod Apocalypse is due out.
 
WoodyO said:
Actually I stopped celebrating my birthday long before I met her. Her dumb, bipolar ass was just the final nail in the coffin.

I stopped celebrating it because it's no big deal, and I don't like a lot of attention in case you haven't noticed.

But since you decided to call me out - I'll tell ya about this birthday. First, a bunch of friends insisted on taking me out, then every last one flaked.

Then my daughter was waiting for me to come home, so she could leave her brother with me and go to a friends birthday dinner instead.

Then my son spent the rest of the evening telling me about his day at the SD county fair with his mom and her new boyfriend. The same mother who tried to ruin every relationship I've had since she left. Also the same mother who refuses to take my last name off her Facebook account. The same mother who I had to block from my Instagram account for calling all my female friends bitches, cunts and whores. And the same mother who refuses to get her shit out of my house.

So, yeah. Fuck birthdays.
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Well, you've got birthday enthusiasm from us. Many here think you are a great bro.

As far as IRL issues, all that stuff above sounds like you need some test and a strange piece of 18-20 year old ass. That will get your mind right in a hurry.
 
I said more or less this exact thing to him yesterday in plat...I got a "WTF!" out of him

which only confirmed what I thought....
 
mrplunkey said:
Well, you've got birthday enthusiasm from us. Many here think you are a great bro.

As far as IRL issues, all that stuff above sounds like you need some test and a strange piece of 18-20 year old ass. That will get your mind right in a hurry.
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18-20 is too young; he'll want to rupture his own eardrums 2 seconds after her cums.

25 sounds about right.
 
WoodyO said:
Actually I stopped celebrating my birthday long before I met her. Her dumb, bipolar ass was just the final nail in the coffin.

I stopped celebrating it because it's no big deal, and I don't like a lot of attention in case you haven't noticed.

But since you decided to call me out - I'll tell ya about this birthday. First, a bunch of friends insisted on taking me out, then every last one flaked.

Then my daughter was waiting for me to come home, so she could leave her brother with me and go to a friends birthday dinner instead.

Then my son spent the rest of the evening telling me about his day at the SD county fair with his mom and her new boyfriend. The same mother who tried to ruin every relationship I've had since she left. Also the same mother who refuses to take my last name off her Facebook account. The same mother who I had to block from my Instagram account for calling all my female friends bitches, cunts and whores. And the same mother who refuses to get her shit out of my house.

So, yeah. Fuck birthdays.
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Cliff notes: Shirls is a huge cunned slunt for making this thread.
 
shirlene29 said:
I said more or less this exact thing to him yesterday in plat...I got a "WTF!" out of him

which only confirmed what I thought....
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he's gay?
 
I was eating a wet cold vaginisma on rye the other day. Yummmmm
 
caligirl85 said:
I think he means it'd be nice but never gonna happen.. The 18-20 yr olds

?? Maybe

Otherwise it just sounds kinda creepy
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I'm saying that an 18-20 year-old is going to be kind of insufferable for a man Woody's age. When you're after a piece of ass, it's easy to pretend to be interested in what they are saying and shit.

But after the orgasm, it's just going to be annoying and wreck the whole "good feeling" we were going for as a birthday present.

I figure a 25-year-old is still young enough to be a great score and might actually have some insight into the adult world. So you could stand her company after the deed is done.

Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...altough, a prostitute would.

There you go Woody, find an 18-20 year-old prostitute to celebrate your birthday.


(How creepy is it now?)
 
nydj66 said:
Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...
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We apparently live in two different 'real worlds'

All the 18-20 y/o bishes around here are fuckin skanks
 
Very first date I went on after I split with the ex was with a girl about half my age. Not sure of her exact age, but she was too young to go into the bar. Anyways, I found it very difficult to even listen to her talk about what ever boring pop concert she was babbling about, and the lack of booze made the conversation pretty painful. She bags my groceries about 4 times a week too.
 
nydj66 said:
I'm saying that an 18-20 year-old is going to be kind of insufferable for a man Woody's age. When you're after a piece of ass, it's easy to pretend to be interested in what they are saying and shit.

But after the orgasm, it's just going to be annoying and wreck the whole "good feeling" we were going for as a birthday present.

I figure a 25-year-old is still young enough to be a great score and might actually have some insight into the adult world. So you could stand her company after the deed is done.

Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...altough, a prostitute would.

There you go Woody, find an 18-20 year-old prostitute to celebrate your birthday.


(How creepy is it now?)
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I really enjoyed the 18-22 year olds back when I was single. My wife was 21 when I met her.

It was refreshing to meet people who don't know what real problems are. I deal with enough problems IRL. So it never bothered me to hear about that psych test or what Jenny told Theresa that Michelle said about April.

It's like my taste in movies. I don't need to see drama -- got that covered. I want to see:

1) funny
2) breasts
3) explosions

I'm simple like that.
 
mrplunkey said:
I really enjoyed the 18-22 year olds back when I was single. My wife was 21 when I met her.

It was refreshing to meet people who don't know what real problems are. I deal with enough problems IRL. So it never bothered me to hear about that psych test or what Jenny told Theresa that Michelle said about April.

It's like my taste in movies. I don't need to see drama -- got that covered. I want to see:

1) funny
2) breasts
3) explosions

I'm simple like that.
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OMG I tooold April Michelle was a slut but she wouldn't listen! What a bitch.
 
bigbassturd said:
We apparently live in two different 'real worlds'

All the 18-20 y/o bishes around here are fuckin skanks
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Ten years ago 18-20 year old = terrible in bed. Dont know what to do, inexperienced, afraid to do anything out of the ordinary, etc.

I personally don't know any 18-20 year olds from today. I don't hang out with kids but that was the way it was ten years ago.
 
cindylou said:
Ten years ago 18-20 year old = terrible in bed. Dont know what to do, inexperienced, afraid to do anything out of the ordinary, etc.

I personally don't know any 18-20 year olds from today. I don't hang out with kids but that was the way it was ten years ago.
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I couldn't date chicks that young. I like the 32+ to my age or a little more. Those young girls are a mess. Plus they don't want to do shit they think once they are hooked in they do t have to work or shit.
I enjoy a woman that holds her own in life.
 
We aren't talking relationships here

We're talking a one time, tight body to run through and never talk to again....
 
bigbassturd said:
We aren't talking relationships here

We're talking a one time, tight body to run through and never talk to again....
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That's why there is craigslist and sites like that.
 
AFeedz said:
Not every young person doesn't have their own life.

Granted, I'm not 18-20, but still.
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If you had a life you wouldn't be on here.
 
You wanna hear about no life? I've been sitting in Plat with Jackangel for like 6 hours while he naps.
 
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