My wife and I were asked last night at a party if we would be down for some sex

[billfred]

oooo looks like somebody just got their Cialis in the mail and feelin it too. lol

yeah.. pity it is not a man ass, you may have got turned on as well.

 

[redsamurai]

yeah.. pity it is not a man ass, you may have got turned on as well.

SB's avi gave me a halfie within a second of seeing it. No Cialis. <----real talk. You don't need that shit when you do it right.

 

[mrplunkey]

SB's avi gave me a halfie within a second of seeing it. No Cialis. <----real talk. You don't need that shit when you do it right.

Well it should excite you. That's the closest thing to pussy that you'll ever, ever, ever get.

The thought of what you jerk off to within the semen-stained walls of your mom's basement makes me want to puke. I just hope it's not pictures of me.

 

[-SD-]

Well it should excite you. That's the closest thing to pussy that you'll ever, ever, ever get.

The thought of what you jerk off to within the semen-stained walls of your mom's basement makes me want to puke. I just hope it's not pictures of me.

But the jizz on the walls gives it a nice off white hue.

 

[PICK3]

The thought of what you jerk off to within the semen-stained walls of your mom's basement makes me want to puke.

As does the thought of his extensive library of taste and texture notes

 

[mrplunkey]

lololololololololol!!!!!!

 

[Strongbow]

Well it should excite you. That's the closest thing to pussy that you'll ever, ever, ever get.

The thought of what you jerk off to within the semen-stained walls of your mom's basement makes me want to puke. I just hope it's not pictures of me.

I fapped to a pic of the pompadour. Real Talk

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[mrplunkey]

I fapped to a pic of the pompadour. Real Talk

Sent from my SCH-I535 using EliteFitness

That wouldn't surprise me one bit.

That's the first story of yours in years that I actually believe.

 

[redsamurai]

I fapped to a pic of the pompadour. Real Talk

Sent from my SCH-I535 using EliteFitness

You have to be a beast to fap to this^^^. Did it look something like that?

 

[redsamurai]

almost there right? just a little bit more.