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My wife and I were asked last night at a party if we would be down for some sex

Strongbow

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By an older dude and his younger wife. She wants to have sex with a muscular guy and her husband is suppose to be packing a nearly 12 inch very thick cock. I lol'd until she started showing off their pics. They want to take us to dinner next weekend. They are very serious and have been texting us all day. Lol at this shit its funny to me.

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Enquiring minds wanna know if you're gonna do it! and we need pics to prove it really happened...Oh oh...OH is the other wife hot?? and is the older dude that out of shape? soooo many questions are running thru my mind........
 
I just discovered theres a shady xrated theater not far from where I live where all manner of debauchery go on
 
Idobehigh said:
Aka glory holes?
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no...like just out in the open debauchery..no glory holes that I've seen mentioned


no I didn't go

I was at the casino on friday night
had a blast at scorpion bar then got food poisoning from dinner WITH a hangover...food poisoning hit RIGHT before the booze really hit.

made for a very bad 24 hrs after

I stand by my statement that the sup company I rep for "post" is seriously the best fricken thing ever for a hangover and food poisoning.
 
shirlene29 said:
no...like just out in the open debauchery..no glory holes that I've seen mentioned


no I didn't go

I was at the casino on friday night
had a blast at scorpion bar then got food poisoning from dinner WITH a hangover...food poisoning hit RIGHT before the booze really hit.

made for a very bad 24 hrs after

I stand by my statement that the sup company I rep for "post" is seriously the best fricken thing ever for a hangover and food poisoning.
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The "maintain" gives me massive gas.
 
I did go to the mayday recital!

who the hell goes to the casino during the day





I find this story the most believable yet out of SB's numerous tall tales

don't ask me why I do
 
I bought a new custom mixed protein from True Nutrition. It foams up really bad when I shake it in a blender bottle. I let one ridiculous fart after I chug it, then I'm good to go.
 
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smurf2 said:
This never happened
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Lol yea because im a poor broke hillbilly that lives in the trailer park and drives a beat up clunker Right?

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miplank said:
Screens of texts or shenanigans
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The old dude wants to take us out to Applebees lol I wouldnt bullshit you my brutha

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WoodyO said:
I bought a new custom mixed protein from True Nutrition. It foams up really bad when I shake it in a blender bottle. I let one ridiculous fart after I chug it, then I'm good to go.
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Lets talk about farts that sounds like a plan

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shirlene29 said:
I did go to the mayday recital!

who the hell goes to the casino during the day





I find this story the most believable yet out of SB's numerous tall tales

don't ask me why I do
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Because you have come to find that what I say is in fact the fucking gossiple truth and that faith leads you to follow the word of The Great Beezekiel. Now show me your titties I command it of thee


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shirlene29 said:
negative ghostrider


"gospel"
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You missed the pun in the spelling that I bestowed upon thee thine dumb bish. You will show me them pups remember I said you would

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my friend got an offer like that once. (he wasnt married) the married couple wanted my friend to have sex with the guys wife while he sat in the corner and jerked off.
 
dusteefartz said:
my friend got an offer like that once. (he wasnt married) the married couple wanted my friend to have sex with the guys wife while he sat in the corner and jerked off.
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is that like the out of shape white guy wanting to see his wife banged by a black dude...DT in 3,2,1
 
dusteefartz said:
farts are always good plan. But i am interested in knowing more about your proposition. lol
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Lol just a proposition bro funny thing is this old dude is bout 150 pounds tops his wife is smoking hot because he is as rich as 3 feet up a bulls ass and apparently i gues the giant cock dont hurt him with the bishes. My wife doesnt find him attractive at all but did say looking at the pics his wife showed her that he has a very massive penis. His wife told her that her big round ass is what struck his intrest and that he could tell by looking at her she had enough pussy to take his cock. Idk how it shakes down his wife is really hot and my wife thinks the only attractive thing about him is his huge dick. I told her to put a bag over his head lol. They are really cool but it may just be because they wanna fuck. It will be wifeys decision i could care less really Im not scared to let her try out the old mans big shit if she wants to guess we will see

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Strongbow said:
Lol just a proposition bro funny thing is this old dude is bout 150 pounds tops his wife is smoking hot because he is as rich as 3 feet up a bulls ass and apparently i gues the giant cock dont hurt him with the bishes. My wife doesnt find him attractive at all but did say looking at the pics his wife showed her that he has a very massive penis. His wife told her that her big round ass is what struck his intrest and that he could tell by looking at her she had enough pussy to take his cock. Idk how it shakes down his wife is really hot and my wife thinks the only attractive thing about him is his huge dick. I told her to put a bag over his head lol. They are really cool but it may just be because they wanna fuck. It will be wifeys decision i could care less really Im not scared to let her try out the old mans big shit if she wants to guess we will see

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If thats your wifes ass in your avatar then I can see why it peaked his interest...LOL. but as for the pussy comment...thats just a lil creepy. Good luck!
 
Strongbow said:
Lol yea because im a poor broke hillbilly that lives in the trailer park and drives a beat up clunker Right?

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Lol the only comment you cared to read and respond to were the people who don't believe this happened. You rely on your car and money to get ass? Lol a true player could be broke as fuck and still pull it off. Pics of the texts or this never happened

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dusteefartz said:
If thats your wifes ass in your avatar then I can see why it peaked his interest...LOL. but as for the pussy comment...thats just a lil creepy. Good luck!
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Im guessing the pussy comment was made by the wife to feel out my wife to see if she could handle that much dick.

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jeremyng25 said:
Lol the only comment you cared to read and respond to were the people who don't believe this happened. You rely on your car and money to get ass? Lol a true player could be broke as fuck and still pull it off. Pics of the texts or this never happened

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you want a tar mopping you lil bish? Fuck off before I turn out the lights
 
jeremyng25 said:
Lol the only comment you cared to read and respond to were the people who don't believe this happened. You rely on your car and money to get ass? Lol a true player could be broke as fuck and still pull it off. Pics of the texts or this never happened

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All done with your heroin and trolling of the ladies chat section for the night?
 
jeremyng25 said:
Lol the only comment you cared to read and respond to were the people who don't believe this happened. You rely on your car and money to get ass? Lol a true player could be broke as fuck and still pull it off. Pics of the texts or this never happened

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Lol at me giving a fuck what you think about anything. My cars my money and my biceps speak for themselves. I wouldnt piss on you if your tounge were on fire.

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Idobehigh said:
Tell them you will only do it if you can record it so you can share
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More pics from you and i may just do that. Lol im pretty sure my wife is just passing the time before she tells me to make them go away.
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WoodyO said:
All done with your heroin and trolling of the ladies chat section for the night?
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People still do heroin ?
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Strongbow said:
More pics from you and i may just do that. Lol im pretty sure my wife is just passing the time before she tells me to make them go away.
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Haha we can work something out, but best of luck to you in this situation tho I wish my gf was as cool as your wife... Lol
 
Idobehigh said:
I only get a lot of gas from whey is if I have 200+ grams of protein in the day
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Wait...so there are days when you DON'T get 200+ grams of protein???


What do weigh? Like 70 pounds?
 
Strongbow said:
By an older dude and his younger wife. She wants to have sex with a muscular guy and her husband is suppose to be packing a nearly 12 inch very thick cock. I lol'd until she started showing off their pics. They want to take us to dinner next weekend. They are very serious and have been texting us all day. Lol at this shit its funny to me.

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Obvious message here: Your wife is tired of that 3" peener you've got.
 
mrplunkey said:
Obvious message here: Your wife is tired of that 3" peener you've got.
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I guess you right but i always thought women liked a 3 inch WIDE peener

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AFeedz said:
Um, I'm not sure.



Oh wait, yes, yes you are.
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Nah im broke as a joke had to down size from a doubke wide to a single wide last month. If things dont pck up the park manager says my next move is into a camper down by the bath house. FML

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I can push mad foam plates
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Lolz you cant push shit

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Idobehigh said:
Pics or it didn't happen
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His hair carries more weight than he does. Elvis is so pissed rght now.

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Id be more than happy to bum his misses, dont no about letting him and his 12" bang mine tho

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zwhit said:
did the old man ream you out yet bro?
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He even gets close to me with that thing and he has a whopped ass baleeeeee dat

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Headholio said:
Don't worry I'm sure it will be in your wife's mouth most of the time.
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Im pretty sure my wife will turn this proposal on its ear she is having lunch with donkey dicks wife tomorrow tho. And if he can get my wife to sux his dick he has the ability tonwalk on water as well. My wife is kinda snotty so this is way out of her comfort zone although i must say she loves some huge dick.

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Strongbow said:
Im pretty sure my wife will turn this proposal on its ear she is having lunch with donkey dicks wife tomorrow tho. And if he can get my wife to sux his dick he has the ability tonwalk on water as well. My wife is kinda snotty so this is way out of her comfort zone although i must say she loves some huge dick.

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So she probably wants a break from you then?
 
sounds like they're trying to work you out of the equation bro. better get a good whiff of it after their lunch date tomorrow
 
zwhit said:
sounds like they're trying to work you out of the equation bro. better get a good whiff of it after their lunch date tomorrow
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^^^ or set it up so it's more like a couple swap vs a 4sum. People like that are predators in their own scene. If you aren't seriously considering it, I'd get out now. They won't go away.
 
Agree next thing you know is she is going over to hang out with the wife and he gets to dick down both girls while your home clueless un involved in the party
 
Strongbow said:
Im pretty sure my wife will turn this proposal on its ear she is having lunch with donkey dicks wife tomorrow tho. And if he can get my wife to sux his dick he has the ability tonwalk on water as well. My wife is kinda snotty so this is way out of her comfort zone although i must say she loves some huge dick.

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She's cheating on you
 
She is eating out tomorrow?
 
bigbassturd said:
She's cheating on you
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Lol I dont worry bout such. Besides old timer is out of town till Friday and the wife told me she was asked today if we had discussed it and the wife told her that we had joked about it a lil but that we werent into swinging and that she was told they wanted to be friends and if it made us uncomfortable that they would drop it.

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Idobehigh said:
Agree next thing you know is she is going over to hang out with the wife and he gets to dick down both girls while your home clueless un involved in the party
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Im never home bro or clueless besides Im not jealous at all if she wants to fuck the guy its her decision. Shes strait up with me if she gets the dick she will tell me. She was strait when we joked about it yesterday she said the guy had the biggest eick shed ever seen and as good as it would prolly feel to have all that dick in her she wasnt gonna sport fuck anybody and especially somebody she wasnt attracted to. Its prolly gonna take a lot of alcahol and a perfect atmosphere for this to happen lol
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Or buds and Molly.
 
Strongbow said:
Lol I dont worry bout such. Besides old timer is out of town till Friday and the wife told me she was asked today if we had discussed it and the wife told her that we had joked about it a lil but that we werent into swinging and that she was told they wanted to be friends and if it made us uncomfortable that they would drop it.

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SB...this is how they do it!! They want to be "friends"...not buying it. Think about how many girls you said "nice stuff" to in order to get what you really wanted. Or how people get converted to religions via missionaries....it's the same game. They think..well they haven't said straight up no so let's dance with them for awhile and we'll convert them.

The wife is the one doing the chasing right now because it's more socially acceptable then Mr Donkey Dick chasing you guys. Next thing will be just "come to our house for a bbq" or for "drinks" or your wife will be getting the invite over for "girl's time" and so on it goes....

There aren't many who just wake up one day and say "I'm gonna be a swinger". This is how it happens. You're being groomed! I promise.
 
-SD- said:
Yea where the fuck did that come from

One day shes a soccer mom deciding where her son should go to college, now shes an expert on swinging
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Lol you apparently missed a previous swinging thread!
 
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