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so, am I dysmorphic?
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Probably. I haven't either but not opposed to it.
I have met a couple. So far all good peeps. Actually see psizz pretty regularly.
Gonna meat SD soon for some Texas style hog slaying
And next time woot comes down I'm gonna butt fugg him
No homo
Gonna meat SD soon for some Texas style hog slaying
And next time woot comes down I'm gonna butt fugg him
No homo
I talk to a cpl of peeps on the phone but no meatups as of yet.
Maybe if there was anyone here from my city, I would go hang with them (not date), but no one here who lives close to me. I've never even talked on the tel or skyped with anyone here. Captain, we should Skype
I approve
Do colon hydrotherapy and tell them not to flush you out once full.
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WoodyO
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and, for the record, you do not sound like a dude
She sounds like Winona Ryder
^^^ In your face Nev!
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i was thinking more like kathleen turner, but whatever
oh and, body heat/romancing the stone era kathleen turner...not kathleen turner today...she actually does sound like a dude
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oh and, body heat/romancing the stone era kathleen turner...not kathleen turner today...she actually does sound like a dude
Yeah now she's like William Shatner with a wig.
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Woody you are going to be first!
I'll have to call her to confirm and give a non-titty-pic-seeking objective evaluation.and, for the record, you do not sound like a dude
being first is important
lol!
lolollollol
My accent is similar to Hellen Keller's
Popcorn was a hardass
mistaballoonhands
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My accent is fucking awesome.
I did that with smurf! Apparently I didnt sound mexican enought to her
I have the # of several EFers but haven't really called them, I feel like it might creep them out if I just call them out of the blue, I've only ever talked to poboy, nimbus, SD and young chrisdom, once called SB but he didn't answer
Maybe if there was anyone here from my city, I would go hang with them (not date), but no one here who lives close to me. I've never even talked on the tel or skyped with anyone here. Captain, we should Skype
I am less than 5 hours from Montreal and I get there several times a year.
Also, I'm 47, plenty experienced, and at the upper end of "big" (just before huge).
I am less than 5 hours from Montreal and I get there several times a year.
Also, I'm 47, plenty experienced, and at the upper end of "big" (just before huge).
Blueta is a girl with no penis so I think she's not ur type
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Nobody asked your fucking opinion, cuz nobody cares
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I did that with smurf! Apparently I didnt sound mexican enought to her
I have the # of several EFers but haven't really called them, I feel like it might creep them out if I just call them out of the blue, I've only ever talked to poboy, nimbus, SD and young chrisdom, once called SB but he didn't answer
that sister-banging, beer-swilling, snuff-chewing, goat-roping, swamp-dwelling, toothless, redneck, fuck doesn't know how to operate his phone...
...real talk.
Lol, actually I think ir was a work phone and he wasn't in... I'm a luttle tipsy and debating between calling Dom, shirl or cindy
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you're drinking already...man...i won't knock off work until at least 8 pm...then i'll probably do cardio and abs before i have a cocktail
you're drinking already...man...i won't knock off work until at least 8 pm...then i'll probably do cardio and abs before i have a cocktail
Well in all fairness I got up at 730am Friday morning and I haven't slept since so my sense of time is distorted, Also I was hot as Fuck and wanted a drink in the pool
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I could still do her in the pooper and just pretend.
You still drinking?!
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Well in all fairness I got up at 730am Friday morning and I haven't slept since so my sense of time is distorted, Also I was hot as Fuck and wanted a drink in the pool
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for what it's worth...i'm still hot as fuck
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pffft...if i don't who will?
no I'm good now, just the one strong drink earlier.
She'll put you on hold to talk to me, real talk
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who bombed your ass??
Yeah right bish
blueta2
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No, I have a near perfect kitty. Never had kids and I squat often....And no, no pics! ;-)
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WoodyO
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I'm fairly certain I see a hint of a Denise Masino-esque clit poking through.
I like blue, she challenges people and I like a challenge. She seems hot and I've never seen her.
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hey now!Captain, thank you. I can hold my own. I will send you a pic
check your inbox
:State Farm Good hands people pose:
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You got a belly ring at 33 years old?
Lolololololol!
My wife wears one
But we are like 19 so it still looks hot
Doesn't look like a piece of hardware someone dropped into a vat of spam just yet
But we are like 19 so it still looks hot
Doesn't look like a piece of hardware someone dropped into a vat of spam just yet
lololol!
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I figured you were younger.
But down where you live I guess that means you've only been married 7 years, and been out of school for 8. Is that about right?
That's an inside joke with cindy you ignorant fuck
I figured you were younger.
But down where you live I guess that means you've only been married 7 years, and been out of school for 8. Is that about right?
lolololol!
omgoololollollol
Old men always have to put their got dam 2 cents in
Headholio
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Old men always laugh at their own jokes...
yeah my navel and other piercings have been out for a while now
I have nice little leather punch holes from em :/
Plz don't tell us where the others were
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I've always cracked myself up, actually.
Sorry if you don't like jokes about your hillbilly life.
No, I love jokes. I make more about myself than anyone.
But I like my jokes funny.
Carry on you old fuck
But I like my jokes funny.
Carry on you old fuck
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Ok I'll try to be as hilarious as you and post this instead:
ollolololollolollollllolllololollolollalala.
lolololol!!!!
Even now at 46 she still has a flat stomach. So why not a belly ring?
Pushing 40?
Soon I will be pushing 50.
Soon I will be pushing 50.
see you got it wrong...You post something that is actually funny and then everyone LOL's at it.
You've never been able to pull if off so I don't expect you to understand, Gramps.
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I get it. olollolll is your job.
That's nice you found something you are good at.
All day long....
time for name change?
ahahahaha!!!
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Jesus man I hope not! Is that important to you? Loser.
or just make an alter
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