so, am I dysmorphic?

[shirlene29]

someone is telling me I'm too obsessed with losing bodyfat.

but Im fat right?
too much chubbiness everywhere

this is a mememe thread but not a shameless effort at flattery

I already know the brutal answer. Im just trying to make a point.

the avi is like two weeks old so use that I guess if you dont have a clue what I look like.

go ahead. tear it up.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

........

 

[WoodyO]

No nudes?

 

[shirlene29]

nothing huh? I was expecting a million hog comments

 

[shirlene29]

No nudes?

Im pretty sure you told me no noodz sharing

 

[buddhabuilder]

Cool story.

 

[wootoom]

Holy attention thread

 

[zwhit]

lol

 

[Fishak]

You look fine, nuff said. Move on.

 

[uamaverick]

You're the fattest piece of fucking shit the world has ever known.

 

[pdaddyII]

I can't see that tiny avi pic for dick; post a link to a bigger pic and I'll give you my 100% honest feedback. I'm being so fucking serious right now

 

[blueta2]

Shirl, you do not look like you have a lot of fat at all. But like Pdad said, a bigger pic might be better to be able to see.
Body fat is not as hard to lose as you may think

 

[smurf2]

Shirzl, are you gonna tell us who this "someone" is that says you're too obsessed?

 

[Captain FT]

You have a lot of muscle so whatever fat you have makes it look like more than it is. So I wouldn't say fat but pleasantly thick and if you get in the contest shape you want you'll look amazing, not just some skinny ripped bitch but good muscle tone, size, thickness, etc.

No not fat at all, you look great.

 

[-SD-]

You have a lot of muscle so whatever fat you have makes it look like more than it is. So I wouldn't say fat but pleasantly thick and if you get in the contest shape you want you'll look amazing, not just some skinny ripped bitch but good muscle tone, size, thickness, etc.

No not fat at all, you look great.

What kind of fucked up analysis is this rob?

Fuck im baked

 

[blueta2]

I need to be baked

 

[WoodyO]

You have a lot of muscle so whatever fat you have makes it look like more than it is. So I wouldn't say fat but pleasantly thick and if you get in the contest shape you want you'll look amazing, not just some skinny ripped bitch but good muscle tone, size, thickness, etc.

No not fat at all, you look great.

Tuck that boner back into your waste band.

 

[SouthernLord]

Butter is not a snack

 

[Captain FT]

What kind of fucked up analysis is this rob?

Fuck im baked

How is it fucked up Robert Irvine?

 

[cindylou]

You are not fat.

 

[-SD-]

I need to be baked

Yours posts would probably be much better.


j/k that was too easy of a joke lol

 

[-SD-]

How is it fucked up Robert Irvine?

its not Im just baked as fuck

 

[blueta2]

Yours posts would probably be much better.


j/k that was too easy of a joke lol

True, because the quality of posts and threads on EF totally out-do my comments...now hand me the smoke

 

[Captain FT]

its not Im just baked as fuck

Go bake me some dinner impossible

 

[blueta2]

so is this thread going to deliver more Shirl body shots or what?

 

[Captain FT]

I'm hoping for a clam bake.

 

[-SD-]

Connecticutt has great fish tacos i hear

 

[-SD-]

Eric Roberts?

 

[mustang_00]

can you post up your avi bigger for non plat... you look pretty good imo. then again i have a boner from looking at planks 22 ammo pic *fap fap fap*

 

[nangiggles]

You look great in the pic, post up a larger one!

 

[WoodyO]

Bunch of horny fucks in here.

 

[miplank]

its not Im just baked as fuck

whatcha burnin'?

 

[PICK3]

I'm spanking it now

 

[pdaddyII]

Fucking perverts

 

[Headholio]

this is a mememe thread but not a shameless effort at flattery

Yes it is, but ok, you look pretty much perfect.

 

[shirlene29]

actually it was originally a discussion where I was informed Im a wee bit ocd and too critical

I figured this place would tear me up and call me a fat ass like it usually does.

 

[dusteefartz]

I'm subed for pics!!

 

[goin on 4T]

I bet shirlz has a tight knot.

 

[miplank]

actually it was originally a discussion where I was informed Im a wee bit ocd and too critical

I figured this place would tear me up and call me a fat ass like it usually does.

post up the pic so we can tear it apart.


what are you new here?

 

[shirlene29]

fags

http://i48.tinypic.com/2h5l8h0.jpg

 

[-SD-]

whatcha burnin'?

Some kushass dro

 

[miplank]

fags

http://i48.tinypic.com/2h5l8h0.jpg

stop it with the facebook angles...


take that shit from straight on

 

[shirlene29]

my hip is kicked out, that is straight on, wtf are you talking about?

 

[billfred]

stop it with the facebook angles...


take that shit from straight on

you know it is hot

 

[miplank]

that's a downward angle (slimming)

 

[WoodyO]

Bend over

 

[shirlene29]

http://i38.tinypic.com/a2u8zp.jpg


blurry as fuck

 

[Captain FT]

fags

http://i48.tinypic.com/2h5l8h0.jpg

Looks great to me. I don't like skinny little bitches.

 

[wootoom]

I love skinny bitches...make my dick rock hard

 

[billfred]

that's a downward angle (slimming)

same angle as my dick. what is the issue?

 

[Captain FT]

http://i38.tinypic.com/a2u8zp.jpg


blurry as fuck

Still looks great.

 

[shirlene29]

Looks great to me. I don't like skinny little bitches.

translation


fat ass

 

[uamaverick]

This was in my "images you'll enjoy" suggestions off of Shirlz' pic:

Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting





I must say, I enjoyed it.

 

[miplank]

same angle as my dick. what is the issue?

listen here you saggy ball sack broke dick having geriatric fuck it's not the same thing.

 

[Captain FT]

translation


fat ass

No it means I don't like skinny bitches I like your body type.

 

[WoodyO]

No it means I don't like skinny bitches I like your body type.

What type is that?

 

[Dial_tone]

post a new pic and give me an hour of alone time and I'll tell you for sure.......... heck, who am I kidding. I just need two or three minutes.

 

[Captain FT]

Curves where it matters, skins not fat and saggy, no rolls... Good natural curvy woman the way they are suppose to be.

 

[goin on 4T]

I can't see shit with the bikini on.
WTF take that thing off and repost the pic.
TYIA

 

[smurf2]

Your body looks great. That bikini is kinda ugly JMO.

 

[Jack steel]

I think you look good shirlene.

 

[goin on 4T]

Your body looks great. That bikini is kinda ugly JMO.

Translation:
I wish I was your age and looked as good you do and my ego just won't let me be nice.

 

[Dial_tone]

fags

http://i48.tinypic.com/2h5l8h0.jpg

I'll pay $500 in monopoly $$ to see that from the rear.

 

[bigpokey]

why are you wearing uamav's avi?

 

[smurf2]

Translation:
I wish I was your age and looked as good you do and my ego just won't let me be nice.

No doubt about that. Hey, i didnt mention the dirty bath rug....

I still wanna know who told her she's obsesed. Whatever she's doing, its obviously working. And her boobies look like they are still holding up

 

[miplank]

she's obsessed with fuckin attention.


woodyo..step it up bro.

 

[WoodyO]

I mentioned the bath rug and she got defensive about it

 

[miplank]

is that a feed bag laying on the tub?

 

[nangiggles]

No doubt about that. Hey, i didnt mention the dirty bath rug....

I still wanna know who told her she's obsesed. Whatever she's doing, its obviously working. And her boobies look like they are still holding up

Fuck you beat me to it on the filthy bath rug xD not a fan of the bikini either but as far as Shirlene she looks great, like CaptainFT said no sag no fat no cellulite, as a matter of fact her thighs look mighty great in the blurred out pic as do her traps.

I'd pay good money to look like Shirlene does right now...

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck you beat me to it on the filthy bath rug xD not a fan of the bikini either but as far as Shirlene she looks great, like CaptainFT said no sag no fat no cellulite, as a matter of fact her thighs look mighty great in the blurred out pic as do her traps.

I'd pay good money to look like Shirlene does right now...

Did you ever finish that lap around the track?

 

[miplank]

cellulite?


turn around...

 

[miplank]

Did you ever finish that lap around the track?

no, her husband tripped on the way to the car and ended up in ICU..remember?

 

[WoodyO]

no, her husband tripped on the way to the car and ended up in ICU..remember?

She's still with that closet homo?

 

[nangiggles]

lol bunch of fuckers, I'm back at the gym and I already lost 5 more pounds, I'm getting there it just takes a fucking long time when you have so much fat to shed

 

[WoodyO]

Post up a bikini pick for honest feedback

 

[shirlene29]

the bath rug is some shitty natural cotton unbleached crap that looks like shit against the whitemarble...Im throwing it out as a type!

 

[billfred]

Post up a bikini pick for honest feedback

real talk

 

[shirlene29]

No doubt about that. Hey, i didnt mention the dirty bath rug....

I still wanna know who told her she's obsesed. Whatever she's doing, its obviously working. And her boobies look like they are still holding up

woody... who didn't say I looked bad, he said the opposite ..

it might have come about over a discussion about dnp

 

[miplank]

are you two gonna bang it out?

 

[WoodyO]

woody... who didn't say I looked bad, he said the opposite ..

it might have come about over a discussion about dnp

It came up on about day 3 or 4 of non-stop DNP discussions.

 

[shirlene29]

mav's a bad influence! what can I say!

 

[smurf2]

woody... who didn't say I looked bad, he said the opposite ..

it might have come about over a discussion about dnp

Oh. Well you def dont need DNP. Thats just stupid

 

[miplank]

so everyone is just gonna ignore my fuckin' question?


nice traz and rachel life

 

[WoodyO]

She's currently 4000 miles away. My dick isn't that big.

 

[miplank]

they make these things called planes...it's crazy bro. You buy a ticket and they take you all 4,000 miles to your destination. They'll even take you back home!

 

[AFeedz]

Shirlz,

You're crazy.

-Aphids.

 

[miplank]

how big is your cawk?

 

[miplank]

Shirlz,

You're crazy.

-Aphids.

holy newsflash!

 

[WoodyO]

how big is your cawk?

It's no tall boy

 

[miplank]

like one of those lil cans of tomato juice?

 

[WoodyO]

IDK. You want a pic too?

 

[AFeedz]

Na, we'll just ask Shirlz

 

[miplank]

sure

 

[WoodyO]

Why does everyone on EF keep asking to see my cock?

 

[shirlene29]

It's no tall boy

oh here we go, the tall boy thing again

 

[miplank]

did shirl say you had a short dick?

 

[WoodyO]

No. I don't remember the origin of the tall boy joke. I think it might go back to something I did in a restaurant while talking to her one morning.

 

[miplank]

i'd be willing to start an ef pool to get one of you faggots a ticket

 

[WoodyO]

A baby sitter is what I really need

 

[miplank]

call up ceo...woodyo and lil brian jr can have a play date