My dog has the worst smelling ass ever

[mistaballoonhands]

Holy fuck were dying over here!

 

[miplank]

cool story bro

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I'm gonna throw up

 

[billfred]

don't smell a dog's ass. Never a good idea.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

She's like one of those automatic air freshenerz. Every 15 min there's a poof of fragrance.

 

[nangiggles]

lolol, sounds like my dane, I can HEAR his farts, horrible smell

What dog do you have?

 

[smurf2]

Yellow lab

 

[smurf2]

 

[miplank]

wtf is billy in all these pics?


poor kid getting treated like the red headed step child

 

[WoodyO]

Change her food. Also, all Labs over-eat.

 

[WoodyO]

What's the best dog food for a one year old yellow lab puppy? - Yahoo! Answers

 

[mistaballoonhands]

We limit her food. Will try a new brand o dog food when this bag is finished

 

[smurf2]

wtf is billy in all these pics?


poor kid getting treated like the red headed step child

Fuck


That kid refuses to allow me to take his pic. Teenagers...

 

[miplank]

paparazzi his ass

 

[Strongbow]

Fuck


That kid refuses to allow me to take his pic. Teenagers...

Do you still wanna put him in the ring with Beezekiel Jr? They the same age and all

 

[EnderJE]

Why are you smelling the dog's ass?

 

[WoodyO]

My ass is pretty smelly today as well.

 

[shirlene29]

look into "flint river ranch" for dog fewds....my dogs have smell free hineys and gorgeous skin, hair. eyes and muscle tone on it
they ship it to your door and it seems pricey but they eat way less of it.

my ex still has his lab on it...dog has been on it for like 8 years, hes approaching 15 and aside from some arthritis is in beautiful health

very nice looking yellow lab btw (since this is what the threads really about)

 

[smurf2]

Yeah her farts are horrible. She crop dusted me earlier today

 

[shirlene29]

yeah, something isn't agreeing with her...poor thing
woody's right too...labs like to eat a lot and eat a lot fast

I had a foster dog that would eat really really fast...a trainer told me to put big rocks in her bowl to slow her down
it worked and she got less gas...that's another option until the no good food stuff is gone

my exes lab was allergic to everything...thats how I wound up getting flint river ranch and eventually putting all my dogs on it

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah her farts are horrible. She crop dusted me earlier today

You sure it's not Chris eating that chobani yogurt again?

 

[pdaddyII]

You don't know anything about dog flatulence until you've owned an English bulldog, real talk, and she even burps louder than me.

Try the Costco puppy food. We've had the best luck with that.

 

[WoodyO]

I used to have to feed my mastino ground turkey and rice because all kibble gave her the shits. Damn dog ate better than me most days.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

You don't know anything about dog flatulence until you've owned an English bulldog, real talk, and she even burps louder than me.

Try the Costco puppy food. We've had the best luck with that.

That's what we have now actually

 

[Strongbow]

You don't know anything about dog flatulence until you've owned an English bulldog, real talk, and she even burps louder than me.

Try the Costco puppy food. We've had the best luck with that.

This is true my roomate had one when I wss playing ball. That fucking dog was awful ecerytime I got really drunk shed fart and make me puke

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[zwhit]

labs are cool ass dogs. we always had labs growing up

 

[bigbassturd]

My new one is turning out to be a real asshole.

 

[zwhit]

My new one is turning out to be a real asshole.

lol high energy?

 

[bigbassturd]

lol high energy?

hell yeah man. He fucks everything up too. He's still a puppy and he's already like 40-50 pounds

 

[zwhit]

we had one that kept breaking out of his pen and killing the neighbors ducks. pretty sure that bastard fed her some antifreeze shortly thereafter

 

[bigbassturd]

I don't have any neighbors thank god. This bro would terrorize all their shit and they'd shoot him..

 

[zwhit]

this guy was an old codger. he bought these stupid ass ducks that were too fat to fly away and stuck them in his pond so she did her job and brought us some dead ducks. guess he didn't like it

 

[ceo]

We limit her food. Will try a new brand o dog food when this bag is finished

don't abruptly give her new food. Mix it in over several feedings until she's eating 100% new food.

 

[zwhit]

they gotta hunt if they're from those lines or they go crazy

 

[ceo]

walk her a couple times a day.


I know, I know...asking a lot of you two.

Have Billy do it though.

 

[bigbassturd]

Walk? I live on 122 acres. Fucker can walk himself...

 

[nangiggles]

If you have a tractor supply near you try getting their 4health salmon potato line, ingredients are identical to the taste of the wild salmon food at a lower cost, also get a slow feed bowl like this one

don't abruptly give her new food. Mix it in over several feedings until she's eating 100% new food.

If its equal or lesser quality yes, but when you go from a mild/shitty food to a good one It's not so hard on their digestive system

Walk? I live on 122 acres. Fucker can walk himself...

Lolol I didn't walk them for the same reason but the fuckers need discipline and socialization so I started taking them to the dog park

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[bigbassturd]

I take mine hunting. Does that count?

 

[zwhit]

I take mine hunting. Does that count?

I can't imagine he's much use during turkey season.

do y'all have turkeys in Texas?

 

[billfred]

I can't imagine he's much use during turkey season.

do y'all have turkeys in Texas?

fuck... Wild Turkeys were invented in Texas.

 

[bigbassturd]

If you can hunt it, we have it.

Got fuggloads of turkeys

 

[shirlene29]

fugg walking a dog...an hr of fetch is sufficient

 

[zwhit]

fuck... Wild Turkeys were invented in Texas.

lol do you hunt much?

 

[shirlene29]

we used to have like 16 wild turkeys stroll through our yard twice day but I haven't seen em in a little over a month now that I think about it

wonder if the coyotes got em all

 

[bigbassturd]

It's bowfishing season right now going saturday

 

[WoodyO]

I drank a lil' wild turkey rye last night.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

walk her a couple times a day.


I know, I know...asking a lot of you two.

Have Billy do it though.

She gets 2-3 walks a day. Thanks for the food mixing tip.