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who do you hate at the gym

I got homo stalker in my gym that stares at my ass and big arms....

so its a typical training day ...i'm rocking my levi 501's doin shit-form curls in the squat rack.
and right on Q , bam ! i can see the fucker with the corner of my eye rubbing his pocket rocket.

FML.
 
Guys who look like this

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The weird skinny asian lifting in his hollister sweats and sweatshirt while checking out his triceps after every lift. Or the group of 4 guys that come in and think it's fucking social hour. I could go on for hours...
 
Everyone else in the gym but myself. Kinda like how everyone feels about other drivers. They all suck and just get in the way.
 
I can't stand guys that self-motivate by shouting out stupid crap during a lift or an exercise. A little grunt of intensity doesn't bother me, it's when toolbags do it loudly so people will take notice.

It's even worse when the guy is on the treadmill yelling "yeah!" to himself. STFU!!
 
Lifting heavy things, then putting them down, then lifting them again. What a pain.
 
Guys who train their friends but have no idea themselves..

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I hate this mfr that has no routine and just jumps from machine to machine and every MUTHA F**KIN TIME I'm super setting...it's like fuckin clock work " can I work in" now I have no problem with that but this bitch follows me o my next machine. I'm not makin this shit up. He's doin it like 3 months. Even told my ol lady bout it. ....
Oh and there's always that cunt that never racks his weight leavin a shit load of dumbbells everywhere....oh and Dabuffguy....thats prolly the same gooch sayin "YEAH C'MON!!!"
 
C0LUMB0 said:
I got homo stalker in my gym that stares at my ass and big arms....

so its a typical training day ...i'm rocking my levi 501's doin shit-form curls in the squat rack.
and right on Q , bam ! i can see the fucker with the corner of my eye rubbing his pocket rocket.

FML.
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Stop wearing your skinny jeans to the gym and that won't happen.
 
There's a skinny trainer at my gym who thinks he's being really creative by making all his clients do these really retarded exercises. He can't just tell someone to do curls or pushdowns, it has to be curls standing on 1 leg or pushdowns while he shakes your shoulders, sitting on a ball etc. etc.

Another guy who has nothing but big biceps, wears a muscle shirt every frickin day, and has a creepy child molester mustache.

Another fuckin guy who is weak but walks around with this attitude like he owns the place. I see him every day and nod or say hey when I walk by him but he never responds. And he's got these pink shoes.

This lady in her fifties who actually has made some gains but still has a big fat protruding belly, black hair, and tatted up arms. Wears tight clothes and big over the ear headphones. She dances to the music no one else can hear between sets, like she really thinks she looks hot. She dances like an epileptic.

And I hate the guys who can't wait to get into the locker room to strip naked and prance around for 20 minutes like that's normal. Like they really need to have their underwear off to blow dry their fuckin hair or brush their teeth.
 
Headholio said:
There's a skinny trainer at my gym who thinks he's being really creative by making all his clients do these really retarded exercises. He can't just tell someone to do curls or pushdowns, it has to be curls standing on 1 leg or pushdowns while he shakes your shoulders, sitting on a ball etc. etc.

Another guy who has nothing but big biceps, wears a muscle shirt every frickin day, and has a creepy child molester mustache.

Another fuckin guy who is weak but walks around with this attitude like he owns the place. I see him every day and nod or say hey when I walk by him but he never responds. And he's got these pink shoes.

This lady in her fifties who actually has made some gains but still has a big fat protruding belly, black hair, and tatted up arms. Wears tight clothes and big over the ear headphones. She dances to the music no one else can hear between sets, like she really thinks she looks hot. She dances like an epileptic.

And I hate the guys who can't wait to get into the locker room to strip naked and prance around for 20 minutes like that's normal. Like they really need to have their underwear off to blow dry their fuckin hair or brush their teeth.
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Or blow dry their balls

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LiftLearnLove said:
people who wear the same clothes day in day out and fucking stink up the place

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I dominate every lift in my gym and yours fuck all you faggots. I leave my weights on the bar and i hope you open your dick suxer about it

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Eat a dick strongBRA....what was the point of that, show ur nuts? Roidrage. No one fuckin cares bout ur lifts n this is the fuckin Internet bro lol the INTERNET haha christ
 
Everyone...dead serious..oh and I wear the same looking clothes everyday to the gym..about 8 black gym shorts and 8 black tank tops...I don't dress up for the gym lol bit I'm definitely not wearing dirty clothes..but yea I hate everyone at my gym

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C0LUMB0 said:
I got homo stalker in my gym that stares at my ass and big arms....

so its a typical training day ...i'm rocking my levi 501's doin shit-form curls in the squat rack.
and right on Q , bam ! i can see the fucker with the corner of my eye rubbing his pocket rocket.

FML.
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Keep telling yourself that lol..who's really the gay one here?

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Headholio said:
There's a skinny trainer at my gym who thinks he's being really creative by making all his clients do these really retarded exercises. He can't just tell someone to do curls or pushdowns, it has to be curls standing on 1 leg or pushdowns while he shakes your shoulders, sitting on a ball etc. etc.

Another guy who has nothing but big biceps, wears a muscle shirt every frickin day, and has a creepy child molester mustache.

Another fuckin guy who is weak but walks around with this attitude like he owns the place. I see him every day and nod or say hey when I walk by him but he never responds. And he's got these pink shoes.

This lady in her fifties who actually has made some gains but still has a big fat protruding belly, black hair, and tatted up arms. Wears tight clothes and big over the ear headphones. She dances to the music no one else can hear between sets, like she really thinks she looks hot. She dances like an epileptic.

And I hate the guys who can't wait to get into the locker room to strip naked and prance around for 20 minutes like that's normal. Like they really need to have their underwear off to blow dry their fuckin hair or brush their teeth.
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I don't even notice that many people in the gym, let alone hate them.
 
mrplunkey said:
I don't even notice that many people in the gym, let alone hate them.
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can i liberal rage?


i get to the gym about 515am everyday, and that early the field is clear so not much hating, though i've hated a bit of the last 20 yrs of weight training.
all the before mentioned examples i've seen throughout the years...something that annoys me is the weight dropper guy. now, dropping weights for certain exercises is unavoidable, but you can do it in a controlled manner. countless tards i've seen drop the db 30s after curling, letting them bounce and scatter.
or db pressing and instead of a controlled one at a time drop dude half throws them and they bounce and make a bunch of noise.
for these reasons gyms make ironclad no dropping weight policies which suck.
and a few months ago i actually saw a dude in the locker room standing nekkid at the sink shaving his armpits and ballsack.
wtf?
 
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tony1354142 said:
Eat a dick strongBRA....what was the point of that, show ur nuts? Roidrage. No one fuckin cares bout ur lifts n this is the fuckin Internet bro lol the INTERNET haha christ
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Your momma eats dicks you pussy ass faggot. Nobody gives a fuck who you hate at your gym cause uou aint gonna say shit. Real Talk

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tony1354142 said:
I hate this mfr that has no routine and just jumps from machine to machine and every MUTHA F**KIN TIME I'm super setting...it's like fuckin clock work " can I work in" now I have no problem with that but this bitch follows me o my next machine. I'm not makin this shit up. He's doin it like 3 months. Even told my ol lady bout it. ....
Oh and there's always that cunt that never racks his weight leavin a shit load of dumbbells everywhere....oh and Dabuffguy....thats prolly the same gooch sayin "YEAH C'MON!!!"
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Holy fuck calm down
 
binö said:
can i liberal rage?


i get to the gym about 515am everyday, and that early the field is clear so not much hating, though i've hated a bit of the last 20 yrs of weight training.
all the before mentioned examples i've seen throughout the years...something that annoys me is the weight dropper guy. now, dropping weights for certain exercises is unavoidable, but you can do it in a controlled manner. countless tards i've seen drop the db 30s after curling, letting them bounce and scatter.
or db pressing and instead of a controlled one at a time drop dude half throws them and they bounce and make a bunch of noise.
for these reasons gyms make ironclad no dropping weight policies which suck.
and a few months ago i actually saw a dude in the locker room standing nekkid at the sink shaving his armpits and ballsack.
wtf?
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I usually have to dump out on 120 lb Seated Dumbell overhead tri extensions. Hope thats ok rob
 
-SD- said:
I usually have to dump out on 120 lb Seated Dumbell overhead tri extensions. Hope thats ok rob
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as long as you don't let the weight stack smack down when doing reverse one arm anal squeezes, then we are good
 
jeremyng25 said:
Everyone...dead serious..oh and I wear the same looking clothes everyday to the gym..about 8 black gym shorts and 8 black tank tops...I don't dress up for the gym lol bit I'm definitely not wearing dirty clothes..but yea I hate everyone at my gym

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???? your mom only do laundry on the weekends or what??
 
-SD- said:
I usually have to dump out on 120 lb Seated Dumbell overhead tri extensions. Hope thats ok rob
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i hate lazy bastards that drop db... i'll roll one up on the turds ankle sitting at the bench next to me do that shit..

I'm sure the insurance company that writes for the gym would love to know the gym allows that crap to go on..
golds gym has memberships open for ya..
 
SpyWizard said:
i hate lazy bastards that drop db... i'll roll one up on the turds ankle sitting at the bench next to me do that shit..

I'm sure the insurance company that writes for the gym would love to know the gym allows that crap to go on..
golds gym has memberships open for ya..
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i'm a believer in the controlled drop during certain exercises.
for heavy db presses, imo a drop is acceptable if done correct one db at a time.
dropping dbs/ez bar doing curls, any sort of tricep exercise,etc is bad form.
but i've even had gym dickwads tell me not to drop the bar when deadlifting? wtf
 
binö said:
me and my neighbor went half on a smith machine a few yrs ago,
been hitting that pretty hard lately, though when it's cold it's hard to get motivated (it's sitting in his front yard)
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How the fuck is not a rusted piece of shit by now?

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SpyWizard said:
i hate lazy bastards that drop db... i'll roll one up on the turds ankle sitting at the bench next to me do that shit..

I'm sure the insurance company that writes for the gym would love to know the gym allows that crap to go on..
golds gym has memberships open for ya..
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Its a controlled drop bro, my hand never leaves the DB until it is on the ground. If I let if go and really dropped it i risk it bouncing into my ankle pretty fucking hard with the rubber mats and that weight.
 
What always surprises me in the gym is when someone sets up close to me while I'm doing seated military press. I almost never drop the weight and/or fail, but I can't get over how trusting someone else is when they setup a flat bench well within the area where the dumbbells could fly if something bad happened.
 
mrplunkey said:
What always surprises me in the gym is when someone sets up close to me while I'm doing seated military press. I almost never drop the weight and/or fail, but I can't get over how trusting someone else is when they setup a flat bench well within the area where the dumbbells could fly if something bad happened.
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They obviously know you arent gonna fuckup with that excess mass and strength
 
binö said:
did you think i was sincere you hillbilly fukfuk?
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Why you lil smart ass pencile dick fucker you

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binö said:
can i liberal rage?


i get to the gym about 515am everyday, and that early the field is clear so not much hating, though i've hated a bit of the last 20 yrs of weight training.
all the before mentioned examples i've seen throughout the years...something that annoys me is the weight dropper guy. now, dropping weights for certain exercises is unavoidable, but you can do it in a controlled manner. countless tards i've seen drop the db 30s after curling, letting them bounce and scatter.
or db pressing and instead of a controlled one at a time drop dude half throws them and they bounce and make a bunch of noise.
for these reasons gyms make ironclad no dropping weight policies which suck.
and a few months ago i actually saw a dude in the locker room standing nekkid at the sink shaving his armpits and ballsack.
wtf?
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Won't happen again :( :rose:
 
Atmy new gym there's this kid, who spends about 10 mins wrapping his knees to push sissy weight on the sled. That and the manager. How the fuck you manage a gym and weigh less than most of the women there. Looks like he never touched a weight in his life. Also all the hot women, and their lack of not wearing clothing.
 
I don't normally pay too much attention to people at the gym, so somebody has to do something really stupid or obnoxious for me to take notice.

One person in particular who I notice a lot is an older guy, probably 50's - 60's who looks like a fat version of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butthead. He'll do something like rack pulls with about 8 45lb. plates on each side. He'll spend about 10 minutes between sets wrapping his knees, elbows, wrist and anything else you can put a wrap on, just to do one half-assed rep.

He screams at the top of his lungs for that rep, slams the weight back down, then practicality collapses to a bench where he moans and groans fro a few minutes, while his fat pig of a woman all wrapped in black spandex comes over and massages him.
 
WoodyO said:
I don't normally pay too much attention to people at the gym, so somebody has to do something really stupid or obnoxious for me to take notice.

One person in particular who I notice a lot is an older guy, probably 50's - 60's who looks like a fat version of Mr. Buzzcut from Beavis & Butthead. He'll do something like rack pulls with about 8 45lb. plates on each side. He'll spend about 10 minutes between sets wrapping his knees, elbows, wrist and anything else you can put a wrap on, just to do one half-assed rep.

He screams at the top of his lungs for that rep, slams the weight back down, then practicality collapses to a bench where he moans and groans fro a few minutes, while his fat pig of a woman all wrapped in black spandex comes over and massages him.
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i love watching bros like this, imo my fav are the loud bicep curlers, where every rep requires a spot and the form is terrible and the grunting is defeaning.
can i sbtoom?
 
It bugs me when people walk into my range of motion and interrupt my set. I have to stop my lift, mid-rep, because they couldn't go around the other way.

Also annoys me when I see someone doing curls and using their legs and lower back to do the lift for them. I so bad want to tell them how to do it properly, but I never do, I figure it isn't my place...
 
Here's another one. There was a group of 5 guys tonight training legs, and of course it was my leg day. Hogging all the damn equipment and just parking on the machines between sets.
 
Surprisingly, no one yet. Seems like all the regulars in my time slot are people who train crazy hard and some are elite athletes in one sport or another. I love it....they push me to go that much harder.
 
I need to find a new gym. I hate when spring comes around and 24 hour fitness start filling up with all the damn high school kids.
 
Why don't you go to the one in downtown by the ball park? I have a few buddies that workout there and they say there is much eye candy.
 
bigbassturd said:
How much are you ngrs paying for memberships?

I'm getting shafted....
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I pay $16/mo. for 24 hour fitness. I've been a member for 18 years. Callaway Golf had a corporate discount when I worked there.

I may joint a small gym right next to my house. It's $40/mo. (way too much), but it's no contract and nobody works there. You just buy a key card and go anytime you want. I like that it's a couple minutes away, and there's no fitness or zumba classes, so the lot wont be overflowing with soccer moms.
 
I pay $25/month. And I try to plan my workouts around the aerobic classes.

If you've never done this, you've never ran a real cycle.
 
zwhit said:
I pay $25/month. And I try to plan my workouts around the aerobic classes.

If you've never done this, you've never ran a real cycle.
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I don't leave for the gym until around 8PM. By the time I get there and start lifting; I don't have time to fuck around. I want to get my workout in and get out of there so I can have a beer, shower and relax a little. I wake up at 6:30AM, so it feels like I only work, workout and sleep most days.
 
WoodyO said:
I don't leave for the gym until around 8PM. By the time I get there and start lifting; I don't have time to fuck around. I want to get my workout in and get out of there so I can have a beer, shower and relax a little. I wake up at 6:30AM, so it feels like I only work, workout and sleep most days.
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I hear ya bro.

But one question....

Why the semicolon?
 
I started my lunges at the curling rack with the 100lbs curl bar just to piss people off.

There are these four jerk offs that decide to do their cross fit bullshit at both squat racks in the gym. One rack for squats and the other for deads... I hate those fucking jerk offs.
 
I use the smith machine for dead lifts.
 
-SD- said:
who the fuck even brings their phone in the gym if they are serious about working out lol
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me, in case rugrats have an emergency

also...web surfing for cardio if its steady state
 
People that go straight from high intensity long duration cardio to the weight area and saturate everything b/c they dont know how to use effin towel.


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