I showed my ass today and my wife is pissed but who gives a fuck

[Strongbow]

Fucking douche bag at my dauhters travel softball practice brought a two month old puppy to practice with a fucking shock collar on him. Ecerytime the poor dog left his side he shocked the piss out of it. I ignored it for an hour then I had enough and walked over the pup came up to me and he shocked it so I reached down and took it off of the dog. He came flying up to me yelling so I knocked him on his ass and tried to wrap the collar around his neck. My wife went off so while she had my attention he made his escape to his truck but i chased him down and gave him his collar back via his fucking windshield. In public is no place for shit like that. Now miss bish ngr thinks i have anger problems again but. I was cool as a cucumber. Just cant take shit like that. Fuck everbody Im going back on teh sauce. The coach of her team thought it was funny as fuck and so did all the kids and women. Hate my dauhter had to see it but she was crying cause he was hurting the puppy so mwn gotta do what hes gotta do. Fuck it
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[Strongbow]

Fucking douche bag at my dauhters travel softball practice brought a two month old puppy to practice with a fucking shock collar on him. Ecerytime the poor dog left his side he shocked the piss out of it. I ignored it for an hour then I had enough and walked over the pup came up to me and he shocked it so I reached down and took it off of the dog. He came flying up to me yelling so I knocked him on his ass and tried to wrap the collar around his neck. My wife went off so while she had my attention he made his escape to his truck but i chased him down and gave him his collar back via his fucking windshield. In public is no place for shit like that. Now miss bish ngr thinks i have anger problems again but. I was cool as a cucumber. Just cant take shit like that. Fuck everbody Im going back on teh sauce. The coach of her team thought it was funny as fuck and so did all the kids and women. Hate my dauhter had to see it but she was crying cause he was hurting the puppy so mwn gotta do what hes gotta do. Fuck it
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Fuck yo paragraphs ngrz

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[Leather Neck]

I got a chuckle out of it

 

[Headholio]

Well, I will have to say I am proud of you.

 

[redsamurai]

Shock collar on a puppy? Good for you dude.

 

[Strongbow]

I got a chuckle out of it

I thought it was funny

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[Strongbow]

Well, I will have to say I am proud of you.

Thanks bro means alot coming from you
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[Strongbow]

Shock collar on a puppy? Good for you dude.

Yea bro beans a fucking lil ass puppy dog was folding up pissing itself he had that thing set so high. I should have beat his fucking face in

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[redsamurai]

Yea bro beans a fucking lil ass puppy dog was folding up pissing itself he had that thing set so high. I should have beat his fucking face in

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did you really try to put it on him? If I was in the stands i swear to god i'da helped ya. Then we'd take turns zapping him.

 

[Strongbow]

did you really try to put it on him? If I was in the stands i swear to god i'da helped ya. Then we'd take turns zapping him.

I actually had it around his neck but couldnt connect the lil plastic locks together and then i was distracted and let him go but yea i did try and i intended on lighting his ass up a few times to let him see what it felt like

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[miplank]

Lololololololollolollo

 

[redsamurai]

I actually had it around his neck but couldnt connect the lil plastic locks together and then i was distracted and let him go but yea i did try and i intended on lighting his ass up a few times to let him see what it felt like

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too bad you didn't get to, would have made youtube history real talk.

 

[Strongbow]

Lololololololollolollo

Now im in the dog house lmao maybe she will divorce me now since im an uncontrollable fucking barbarian again. We will be smoking dat purple by summer fo sho

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[binö]

do you worry about legal consequences?

 

[Strongbow]

do you worry about legal consequences?

Dude after the fact yea but at the time i just acted. Prolly not the best way to deal with anything but the guy was hurting an animal in front of 20 kids and women. I would hope hed be smarter than to press any charges besides its already been established that he came charging at me yelling so i basically defended myself
I didnt really hurt the guy just took him off his feet with a side step and a lil forearm shot to the chest. I never actually hit him with my fist
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[redsamurai]

Dude after the fact yea but at the time i just acted. Prolly not the best way to deal with anything but the guy was hurting an animal in front of 20 kids and women. I would hope hed be smarter than to press any charges besides its already been established that he came charging at me yelling so i basically defended myself
I didnt really hurt the guy just took him off his feet with a side step and a lil forearm shot to the chest. I never actually hit him with my fist
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Ur golden, plus you have 20 women and children who saw him zapping the animal. No judge is gonna keep a straight face when it's described in court how you almost had the thing around the guys neck and was ready to test human compliance methodologies. I know I would have to order a 5 minute recess to regain my composure.

 

[Superman_777]

The fag sounds like he was havin fun zappin the poor lil pup. Was the dog yelping or crying whenver he was getting shocked?

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[bobby winn]

The fag sounds like he was havin fun zappin the poor lil pup. Was the dog yelping or crying whenver he was getting shocked?

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Dude your joking right ? the poor little pup was pissing all over it's self,come on now, My Sis is a member of Animal Rescue an stands 6'3 an big boned not fat, She would have put it around his neck an kept the power on his ass until the cops got there to see how he pissed all over his self lol.

you did the right thing bro proud of you for that,just wish you could have turned his head purple an fastened the collar around his neck lol. or even followed him home to finish the job, Give the little lady something to really yell about lmfao

 

[seandh07]

Hell yea bro!! There's a fine line between obedience training and animal cruelty, I would have done the same thing. Tell the misses to piss off!!

 

[mrplunkey]

Ur golden, plus you have 20 women and children who saw him zapping the animal. No judge is gonna keep a straight face when it's described in court how you almost had the thing around the guys neck and was ready to test human compliance methodologies. I know I would have to order a 5 minute recess to regain my composure.

Yeah, he prolly could have shot him too instead of just hitting him. After all, judges don't have to worry about the law 'cause they all like puppies.

 

[PICK3]

I know I would have to order a 5 minute recess to regain my composure.

I'm starting to see a recurrent theme between 5 minutes and RedScam the EF Cuckold(TM) logic, butt I just can't connect the two yet

 

[nangiggles]

Yeah, he prolly could have shot him too instead of just hitting him. After all, judges don't have to worry about the law 'cause they all like puppies.

I know right!? It's not like the guy has a legit training product that can be purchased legally by anyone at any pet store.

FTR I do NOT condone what the asshole did to the dog, however I'm not a fan of taking matters into your own hands when it comes to justice and violence,

 

[mrplunkey]

I know right!? It's not like the guy has a legit training product that can be purchased legally by anyone at any pet store.

FTR I do NOT condone what the asshole did to the dog, however I'm not a fan of taking matters into your own hands when it comes to justice and violence,

It's OK to be racist, to steal and to lie.

But you better not shock a puppy.

Makes perfect sense.

 

[SpyWizard]

I'll agree that the training might be too severe for a puppy and especially in public..

but you physically attacking him??

good thing the coppers weren't around you would have ended up in jail or the backseat of a car for a while..

 

[seandh07]

I'll agree that the training might be too severe for a puppy and especially in public..

but you physically attacking him??

good thing the coppers weren't around you would have ended up in jail or the backseat of a car for a while..

He didnt attack him. He simply took the collar off an animal that was being abused. The owner advanced towards him and he simply showed self defense.

 

[bengeten]

Awsome m8 more people like you !

 

[-SD-]

I find it strange whenever SB posts assault stories that the cops never come into the picture lol

Do you live in backwoods appallachia where there aint no cops?

 

[Strongbow]

It's OK to be racist, to steal and to lie.

But you better not shock a puppy.

Makes perfect sense.

You can be whatever you wanna be till i have had enough of your shit. Plain and simple i got tired ofbhearing the puppy cryand the kids cringe when he shocked the dog. I took it off the dog he advnced and got flat backed for his efforts. I dont have to put up with no shit i dont want to. Im always willing to deal with the consequences of my actions its called being a man you should try it sometimes
I dont give two fucks about a cop or being arrested when i am in the right. Nor do i give a fuck about what you ngrs think. There are two ways to deal with any situation reason or force. I tried reason by taking the collar off so all that was left was force. The thing that seperates civilized people from barbarians is the use of reason. Always try to reason first if possible. The thing hat seperates free men from slaves is the absence or unwillingness to use force. Im not a slave nor a barbarian. Im a grown ass man with enough balls to call bullshit when i see it and then impose my will on your ass if you wanna step up. Cutting up on a web board and having some laughs is one thing dont ever confuse it with real life bro beans. You a good ngr with some big ass hair. I love it when we go back and forth but tell me honestly what would you have done
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[mrplunkey]

I find it strange whenever SB posts assault stories that the cops never come into the picture lol

Do you live in backwoods appallachia where there aint no cops?

I seriously doubt these situations every happen, but it is an intriguing scenario.

 

[Strongbow]

I find it strange whenever SB posts assault stories that the cops never come into the picture lol

Do you live in backwoods appallachia where there aint no cops?

Plenty of cops round here bro just most are my bros or have to call on me for their supplement needs. Be like biting the hand that feeds you. Mostly all the cops here are good republican bros who own dogs want their got damn order correct at the drive through and would stick boot to your ass for having your loud ass music turned up around their kids or if your ass is showing cause you have failed to buy the right size of jeans for your 150 pound ass. America is still strong where im from bro you wanna fight you can get one down here

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[mrplunkey]

... and assuming and exercising dominion over someone else's property is almost certainly a provocation in this case.

If the device was being used in a manner consistent with its legally manufactured, marketed and sold purpose, he'd be super-screwed over jumping the guy when he approached.

 

[-SD-]

I seriously doubt these situations every happen, but it is an intriguing scenario.

kinda what i was alluding to

 

[Strongbow]

I seriously doubt these situations every happen, but it is an intriguing scenario.

Shouldnt you be blow drying your fucked up hair or something constructive? Your absence of nutsbin your sac doesnt mean nobody else has balls bro beans.
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[jiggagold]

you didnt do shit tho

 

[mrplunkey]

Shouldnt you be blow drying your fucked up hair or something constructive? Your absence of nutsbin your sac doesnt mean nobody else has balls bro beans.
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Don't make me come over there and black your one good eye broheim.

 

[Strongbow]

... and assuming and exercising dominion over someone else's property is almost certainly a provocation in this case.

If the device was being used in a manner consistent with its legally manufactured, marketed and sold purpose, he'd be super-screwed over jumping the guy when he approached.

Tell you what take your legal bullshit and shove up your ass bish ngr. Shock your dog around me and ill kick your ass up on your head and fix that fucked up pompodour you got

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[Strongbow]

kinda what i was alluding to

Yea i was kinda alluding to the fact youre a fucking pussy ass bitch like plunkey. You knkw in casd you missed whst i was saying
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[Strongbow]

you didnt do shit tho

Gain about 50 pounds before you post in my threads lil man
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[mrplunkey]

You can be whatever you wanna be till i have had enough of your shit. Plain and simple i got tired ofbhearing the puppy cryand the kids cringe when he shocked the dog. I took it off the dog he advnced and got flat backed for his efforts. I dont have to put up with no shit i dont want to. Im always willing to deal with the consequences of my actions its called being a man you should try it sometimes
I dont give two fucks about a cop or being arrested when i am in the right. Nor do i give a fuck about what you ngrs think. There are two ways to deal with any situation reason or force. I tried reason by taking the collar off so all that was left was force. The thing that seperates civilized people from barbarians is the use of reason. Always try to reason first if possible. The thing hat seperates free men from slaves is the absence or unwillingness to use force. Im not a slave nor a barbarian. Im a grown ass man with enough balls to call bullshit when i see it and then impose my will on your ass if you wanna step up. Cutting up on a web board and having some laughs is one thing dont ever confuse it with real life bro beans. You a good ngr with some big ass hair. I love it when we go back and forth but tell me honestly what would you have done
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I'll play along, because you're presenting an interesting scenario.

Based on your logic, what if that parent had been spanking their child instead of shocking a puppy? Would you still feel justified to step-in and stop the situation?

 

[PICK3]

I beat puppies and the homeless strictly for entertainment purposes.

 

[-SD-]

Yea i was kinda alluding to the fact youre a fucking pussy ass bitch like plunkey. You knkw in casd you missed whst i was saying
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Impossible to miss what youre saying since theres always so much of it. Its nothing if not entertaining though i admit

 

[redsamurai]

I'll play along, because you're presenting an interesting scenario.

Based on your logic, what if that parent had been spanking their child instead of shocking a puppy? Would you still feel justified to step-in and stop the situation?

what if the child had a shock collar on you distortion of the time/space continuum?

 

[redsamurai]

<------

He "wishes" he had the hair of the dude in his avi, he would so desperately wish. BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Shouldnt you be blow drying your fucked up hair or something constructive? Your absence of nutsbin your sac doesnt mean nobody else has balls bro beans.
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[bigbassturd]

Meh...cops don't always enforce the law when they think a ngr is right.

I.E. last May when I beat ol' boy's head in for running over my pregnant wife and talking shit when I showed up.

I got away scott free



Not saying what SB did was right or wrong, I probably would have asked the guy to stop or leave though

 

[Headholio]

One time I parked at a store in Tucson and there was a dog in a locked car. That dog was baking inside that car and crying. I called the cops immediately.

Was was pouring water into the cracked window, and I figured I would wait about one minute before I smashed that car window, but the cops got there right away. They unlocked that door in about 15 seconds and got that dog out right as the owner came out. I think they took the assholes dog from him as he was whining about how it was no big deal.

Now if I was Strongbow, I would have spiced the story up a bit and broken the window to save the dog, and then the mother fucker would come out of the store yelling at me for breaking his window, so I'd have to throw a flying leg scissors on his ass and smash his face into the pavement and then lock him in my hot car while I drank a beer and laughed at him as he begged me to let him out.

 

[bigpokey]

breaking news: sb aint douche it and made up a cool story bro

 

[Strongbow]

breaking news: sb aint douche it and made up a cool story bro

Lol yea thats it you cock breathed wenny washing ass goblin

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[redsamurai]

Don't make me come over there and black your one good eye broheim.

hahahahahahahaha, you'd be out of breath by the time you ran up on him. Then maybe SB would pinch your chubby little rosey cheeks and say leave before I get angry, and you would of course.

but I love the old curmudgeonly tough guy talk. DT can talk that shit not you, even in joke you're not allowed to do it.

 

[SpyWizard]

He didnt attack him. He simply took the collar off an animal that was being abused. The owner advanced towards him and he simply showed self defense.

quote "I knocked him on his ass and tried to wrap the collar around his neck"...

could be argued that it was self defense i suppose... ... i know when i try to stop someone from stealing my property and they attack me by knocking me on my ass i tend to escalate the amount of force i use against the asshat.. but that's just me..

 

[Strongbow]

I'll play along, because you're presenting an interesting scenario.

Based on your logic, what if that parent had been spanking their child instead of shocking a puppy? Would you still feel justified to step-in and stop the situation?

Ok broholio I am not against beating a kids ass who needs it. Now spank the shit out of your two year old who dont know any better till he pisses himself and im knee deep in your ass. My son was involved in a situation last year at school something to this degree. Beezy jr stepped in on a man who was belittling the shit out of his kid after a practice. The kid was very obviously shaken and the old man wouldnt let up so Baby Beezekiel very respectfully asked the guy to ease up and then he popped off at Jr. Jr says if you touch the kid again im gonna beat the fuck out of you. He did and Beezy restrained the drunk bastard until the coach got there to deal with it You know scripturd tells us to protect the weak and elddrly in their time of need. I was raised to stick up for what is right and i raised my kids to do the same. When there is no reason all thats left is force. I have no doubt my kid handled his buisness like a man he asked and tried reason and then he collered the fuck and made a bitch out of him until and adult coumd step in same thing i would have done. What would you have done? And what if he had done nothing and the kid went home and killed himself. I dont leave the things i can change to chance if you do we are just diffrent in our preception of right and wrong. God gives us the strength to change things or make a diffrence for a reason. Because you piss on the blessings you have been given dont mean i am wrong for standing up for people or animals in harms way. Because some fucking faggot says its wrong or unlawful dontnmean shit to me. I dont give a fuck about the law or your opinion of me. You know i am right because i know youre intelligent as fuck. Dont be swayed from what is the right thing Plunkbrohiemo. Take a stand ngr go kick sobodies ass cause you know they need it. Youll feel better when you close your eyes at night

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[redsamurai]

What would you have done?

Is that a rhetorical question orly? You know, the kind we all know the answer to?

Take a stand ngr go kick sobodies ass cause you know they need it. Youll feel better when you close your eyes at night

you mean pay somebody to go kick somebody's ass right?

 

[Strongbow]

quote "I knocked him on his ass and tried to wrap the collar around his neck"...

could be argued that it was self defense i suppose... ... i know when i try to stop someone from stealing my property and they attack me by knocking me on my ass i tend to escalate the amount of force i use against the asshat.. but that's just me..

I wasnt stealing anything and i wish he would have escalated his force and give me a real reason to have seriously fucked up his person
The thing i find most astounding is that the biggest of bad asses are taken back by somebody who wont back down and will go offensive on their ass. You ever see me around stick your sunglasses in my pocket and then come get em. See how that works out for you.

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[Strongbow]

Is that a rhetorical question orly? You know, the kind we all know the answer

you mean pay somebody to go kick somebody's ass right?

Shit. I know better but. Im a compassionate person noway will i do nothing when an inocent person or animal is being harmed. But thats whst these people call an aggressive asshole when really im just a caring soul

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[redsamurai]

Shit. I know better but. Im a compassionate person noway will i do nothing when an inocent person or animal is being harmed. But thats whst these people call an aggressive asshole when really im just a caring soul

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If you were telling the truth about the puppy yelping and pissing itself, there's a bunch of soul dead mofo's here...which is actually something I've kind of been claiming for a minute here but that's another thread. If his puppy was that ill behaved he had to shock it into soiling itself maybe he shouldn't take it out in public. HOnestly that dog wisperer messican, Chavez?, whatever..he would have taken the dog from the dude too. If you only know how to train a dog by applying voltage to it's neck you don't deserve the "privilege" of owning an animal.

real talk fuck plumpy in his fat mouth with a huge black syphillis dick. Talkin bout it's a legal device doing what is intended for. No test lest it come in a needle eh old boy?

 

[noodles1010]

Fucking douche bag at my dauhters travel softball practice brought a two month old puppy to practice with a fucking shock collar on him. Ecerytime the poor dog left his side he shocked the piss out of it. I ignored it for an hour then I had enough and walked over the pup came up to me and he shocked it so I reached down and took it off of the dog. He came flying up to me yelling so I knocked him on his ass and tried to wrap the collar around his neck. My wife went off so while she had my attention he made his escape to his truck but i chased him down and gave him his collar back via his fucking windshield. In public is no place for shit like that. Now miss bish ngr thinks i have anger problems again but. I was cool as a cucumber. Just cant take shit like that. Fuck everbody Im going back on teh sauce. The coach of her team thought it was funny as fuck and so did all the kids and women. Hate my dauhter had to see it but she was crying cause he was hurting the puppy so mwn gotta do what hes gotta do. Fuck it
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Sb good for you bro. I saw a guy hitting his dog by a 7-11 here so I essentially did the same thing. I broke his jaw for him and took his dog. When the cops came I told them what had happened, they looked at the 7-11 sec tape and arrested him for animal abuse.
Hit a person... No prob... They can fight back.. His a defenseless leashed up animal, u deserve to be fucked up royally. That's my opinion at least

 

[redsamurai]

Hit a defenseless leashed up animal, u deserve to be fucked up royally. That's my opinion at least

but he owns the animal and can do whatever he wishes, according to a few small cocks round here. You were impugning his natural god given right to beat the fuck out of his "property".

 

[luigimaster24]

Good work!!

 

[wootoom]

Good work!!

Who the fuck are you now?

 

[noodles1010]

but he owns the animal and can do whatever he wishes, according to a few small cocks round here. You were impugning his natural god given right to beat the fuck out of his "property".

It's living, breathing, has a personality, and emotion. It's not like killing ants for instance. My dog is the best trained dog you've ever seen and I've hit my dog but never electrocuted it. It's not cattle, it's a dog. A 2 month old puppy thats still learning where its asshole is. Fuck his property.

 

[pdaddyII]

You should have thrown an ice tea at him brah, you need a signature move

 

[Strongbow]

You should have thrown an ice tea at him brah, you need a signature move

Would have been a nice touch if. I could have gotten the shock collar on him for sure

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[mrplunkey]

Would have been a nice touch if. I could have gotten the shock collar on him for sure

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I asked a question earlier to you SB.

If instead that guy had been spanking his kid, would you have stopped him?

 

[smurf2]

It's OK to be racist, to steal and to lie.

But you better not shock a puppy.

Makes perfect sense.

lolololol

 

[bigbassturd]

I asked a question earlier to you SB.

If instead that guy had been spanking his kid, would you have stopped him?

I like you plunk, but honest answer, what would you have done if you saw some dickhead shocking an 8 week old puppy so bad it was pissing itsself in front of children?

 

[smurf2]

I like you plunk, but honest answer, what would you have done if you saw some dickhead shocking an 8 week old puppy so bad it was pissing itsself in front of children?

I think you're assuming that the details provided by SB are all entirely accurate. I'm 110% sure this story is riddled with the "SB exaggeration factor"

 

[bigbassturd]

I think you're assuming that the details provided by SB are all entirely accurate. I'm 110% sure this story is riddled with the "SB exaggeration factor"

No, I'm aware that everyone on EF is a 1%er with a pension and a summer home in the Carribean, I'm just asking hypothetically

 

[Strongbow]

I think you're assuming that the details provided by SB are all entirely accurate. I'm 110% sure this story is riddled with the "SB exaggeration factor"

You're still under the assumption that everybody is spineless and nutless, because it gives you peace with your own situations. Assume what you want, if that makes you feel good.

 

[Strongbow]

You know what all of you new posters need to understand is that there are and always have been the same old bunch of shiftless bitches here calling BS on anybody who does or says something out of the box for a long time. The use big words and quote laws and try to place doubt wherever they can and that's ok. Smurf, Plunkey, Chris (aka Mistaballonnuts), SD and I'm sure there are some I have forgotten, are all good ngrs. I think they like to give me a degree of shit that they wouldn't give the effort to give someone else and I like to return the favor. I do however and I'm just being honest sense that to a great degree these are all peeps that don't like anything out of the ordinary and can not even begin to see why someone would give a shit about a puppy or an old lady or a punk ass thug using profane language in front of their kid. I'm sure in this situation Plunkey would have done nothing because animals are property and the bigger reason being he has no testicles. SD would have prolly turned his head and went the other way as to not have had to deal with it, because he is a compassionate dude, but tenmiles down the road he would have told the lil lady he should have kicked that guys ass, you know after the safety margin was so great and harm was no where in sight. Smurf would have probably struck up a conversation with the fat ass guy because he looked to have had a stash of twinkies under his truck seat. After consuming a couple of Twinkies she would have probabably joined in the fun and kicked the poor dog everytime he shocked it, you know for good measure. I'm a loving guy, Ilove with all my heart, and I also hate the things I hate with all of my heart. I'm passionate and out spoken. If you asked me to help you I would with every ounce of my being, if you strike me wrong I punch you in the fucking face. I'm a very simple person, you get two things from me my best and my worst and that's all I have. Plunkey Smurf Dave you keep compromising your morals because of what you think is and is not your buisness, I'll keep standing up for mine. Keep calling bullshit on me because in your heart you can't phantom what it's like to have a big hairy ass set of balls between your legs. In the end it really does all boil down to you guys not being able to understand why or how somebody would take up these things that to you have no consequnce. I hope the day I decide to mind my own buisness is not the day someone you love is in harms way, because if it was my loved one and you were the one that could make a diffrence, we both know they'd be FUCKED.

 

[Strongbow]

PS Fuck yo Paragraphs bish ass ngrs

 

[Strongbow]

I asked a question earlier to you SB.

If instead that guy had been spanking his kid, would you have stopped him?

I answered your question you incoherent mutha fucker

 

[mrplunkey]

I answered your question you incoherent mutha fucker

The cut-and-paste it out of one of those incomprehensible paragraphs you type.

Had it been a kid getting spanked, would you have intervened?

And I'm talking about an ordinary spanking... not beaten... not punched... not thrown around... spanked. But let's assume it was one hell of a spanking with the kid wailing and flopping around.

So do you step in and intervene?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

You know what all of you new posters need to understand is that there are and always have been the same old bunch of shiftless bitches here calling BS on anybody who does or says something out of the box for a long time. The use big words and quote laws and try to place doubt wherever they can and that's ok. Smurf, Plunkey, Chris (aka Mistaballonnuts), SD and I'm sure there are some I have forgotten, are all good ngrs. I think they like to give me a degree of shit that they wouldn't give the effort to give someone else and I like to return the favor. I do however and I'm just being honest sense that to a great degree these are all peeps that don't like anything out of the ordinary and can not even begin to see why someone would give a shit about a puppy or an old lady or a punk ass thug using profane language in front of their kid. I'm sure in this situation Plunkey would have done nothing because animals are property and the bigger reason being he has no testicles. SD would have prolly turned his head and went the other way as to not have had to deal with it, because he is a compassionate dude, but tenmiles down the road he would have told the lil lady he should have kicked that guys ass, you know after the safety margin was so great and harm was no where in sight. Smurf would have probably struck up a conversation with the fat ass guy because he looked to have had a stash of twinkies under his truck seat. After consuming a couple of Twinkies she would have probabably joined in the fun and kicked the poor dog everytime he shocked it, you know for good measure. I'm a loving guy, Ilove with all my heart, and I also hate the things I hate with all of my heart. I'm passionate and out spoken. If you asked me to help you I would with every ounce of my being, if you strike me wrong I punch you in the fucking face. I'm a very simple person, you get two things from me my best and my worst and that's all I have. Plunkey Smurf Dave you keep compromising your morals because of what you think is and is not your buisness, I'll keep standing up for mine. Keep calling bullshit on me because in your heart you can't phantom what it's like to have a big hairy ass set of balls between your legs. In the end it really does all boil down to you guys not being able to understand why or how somebody would take up these things that to you have no consequnce. I hope the day I decide to mind my own buisness is not the day someone you love is in harms way, because if it was my loved one and you were the one that could make a diffrence, we both know they'd be FUCKED.

NGR, I thought you did the right thing! I don't always disagree with you

 

[Strongbow]

NGR, I thought you did the right thing! I don't always disagree with you

I love you bro i just dont ever know when youre posting or somebody else lol

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[mrplunkey]

I like you plunk, but honest answer, what would you have done if you saw some dickhead shocking an 8 week old puppy so bad it was pissing itsself in front of children?

I could do anything from nothing to what SB did. It would all depend on the circumstances.

Like it or not, the puppy is someone's property. If I thought an animal cruelty law was being broken, it would be easy to intervene. But you can be 100% sure that if I didn't have a basis for acting, I'd leave them the hell alone.

Or should someone be able to swing by and steal your dog because they think you're being cruel to it by not feeding it organic dog food?

 

[Strongbow]

The cut-and-paste it out of one of those incomprehensible paragraphs you type.

Had it been a kid getting spanked, would you have intervened?

And I'm talking about an ordinary spanking... not beaten... not punched... not thrown around... spanked. But let's assume it was one hell of a spanking with the kid wailing and flopping around.

So do you step in and intervene?

No i do not step in and intervene

In cases of discipline ots not my place. Gucking torture is all together diffrent

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[mrplunkey]

No i do not step in and intervene

In cases of discipline ots not my place. Gucking torture is all together diffrent

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So spanking a kid until they are wailing and flopping around doesn't justify the attention of the mighty StrongMO?

What if the kid was acting like a total shit and the parent slapped him? Are you going to step in now?

 

[smurf2]

Even if SB's heart is in the right place, the problem is, the only way he knows how to 'intervene' is through violence or threats of violence. SB just because someone like me doesnt resort to beating people's asses (or threatening to), doesnt mean i dont stand up for what i think is right. Its stupid for you to think that

 

[jnevin]

None of this ever happened.

 

[nangiggles]

None of this ever happened.

Lolololol

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[Strongbow]

Even if SB's heart is in the right place, the problem is, the only way he knows how to 'intervene' is through violence or threats of violence. SB just because someone like me doesnt resort to beating people's asses (or threatening to), doesnt mean i dont stand up for what i think is right. Its stupid for you to think that

You know I love you and Chris and Plunkey for that matter anything I say here is just to add fuel to the conversation and I think you know that. And I will say that you are correct standing up for right does not always have to resort to violence and I have gotten much better, even in this case I didn't just start punching the guy in the face as i would have a year or so ago. And I actually have thought about how I could have handled it diffrently, the mistake I made is not going to the guy after the first few mins and asking him to stop with the dog training around the kids. I waited till i was in a fucking almost rage before I approached him. I will say that my full intention was to beat him down and put that collar on his neck and shock him till he pissed himself. My wife prolly saved me from being in trouble, but I do not regret what I did at all. The more I stood around listening to that dog and watching those kids and hearing those moms just got the best of me.

 

[Strongbow]

None of this ever happened.

On cue another misreable fuck weighs in.

 

[Strongbow]

So spanking a kid until they are wailing and flopping around doesn't justify the attention of the mighty StrongMO?

What if the kid was acting like a total shit and the parent slapped him? Are you going to step in now?

Ok we may have a problem, you slap a small kid Im prolly so far in your ass you'll be shitting my boot laces for a year. Thats why God gave you an ass, for beating. Slap a kid around my I'm fist fucking your eye socket repeatedly.

 

[jnevin]

Ok we may have a problem, you slap a small kid Im prolly so far in your ass you'll be shitting my boot laces for a year. Thats why God gave you an ass, for beating. Slap a kid around my I'm fist fucking your eye socket repeatedly.

This wouldn't happen either.

 

[zwhit]

I'm pretty sure my mom slapped the piss out of me a few times. I'm sure it was warranted though.

 

[zwhit]

And I turned out better than 99.9% of the population

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm pretty sure my mom slapped the piss out of me a few times. I'm sure it was warranted though.

I got the shit slapped out of me for being a disrespectful little fucker when I was 17. Never popped off to my mother again.

Btw looking back, she was right

 

[redsamurai]

You should have thrown an ice tea at him brah, you need a signature move

I just legitmately laughed my ass off for 20 seconds. Signature move holy fuckin christ LMFAO

 

[redsamurai]

So spanking a kid until they are wailing and flopping around doesn't justify the attention of the mighty StrongMO?

What if the kid was acting like a total shit and the parent slapped him? Are you going to step in now?

at what point does a "spanking" become an ass beating there you moron? Would you sit there while a parent "spanked" the shit out of the kid for minutes on end? Maybe took off his belt? Giving a couple spankings and yelling at the kid no problem, if the kid is that bad that you feel the need to whip the shit out of him for minutes on end...remove him from the vicinity we don't need to witness that.

Now a puppy, who doesn't understand human language (you complete waste of sub atomic particles) gets zapped till it's pissing itself? Can I buy a leash? I mean fuck it's a puppy that doesn't exactly understand "no" yet. If you don't know how to train the animal without voltage you don't deserve it.

 

[redsamurai]

it's living, breathing, has a personality, and emotion. It's not like killing ants for instance. My dog is the best trained dog you've ever seen and i've hit my dog but never electrocuted it. It's not cattle, it's a dog. A 2 month old puppy thats still learning where its asshole is. Fuck his property.

+1

 

[jnevin]

at what point does a "spanking" become an ass beating there you moron? Would you sit there while a parent "spanked" the shit out of the kid for minutes on end? Maybe took off his belt? Giving a couple spankings and yelling at the kid no problem, if the kid is that bad that you feel the need to whip the shit out of him for minutes on end...remove him from the vicinity we don't need to witness that.

Now a puppy, who doesn't understand human language (you complete waste of sub atomic particles) gets zapped till it's pissing itself? Can I buy a leash? I mean fuck it's a puppy that doesn't exactly understand "no" yet. If you don't know how to train the animal without voltage you don't deserve it.

You can't be this dense.

 

[cindylou]

I got the shit slapped out of me for being a disrespectful little fucker when I was 17. Never popped off to my mother again.

Btw looking back, she was right

Haha I bet she was smaller and weaker than you though at 17

 

[ceo]

Now im in the dog house lmao maybe she will divorce me now since im an uncontrollable fucking barbarian again. We will be smoking dat purple by summer fo sho

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I thought you already got a divorce? Or is this a new wife? Number what...? 5?

Though you had moved out and she was divorcing your ass and you were banging a new broad at the office? Did you marry that one, or go back to the other one?

What's the dealio yo?

 

[jnevin]

I thought you already got a divorce? Or is this a new wife? Number what...? 5?

Though you had moved out and she was divorcing your ass and you were banging a new broad at the office? Did you marry that one, or go back to the other one?

What's the dealio yo?

That didn't happen either.

 

[bigpokey]

lolol

 

[ceo]

I'm pretty sure my mom slapped the piss out of me a few times. I'm sure it was warranted though.

I got the shit slapped out of me for being a disrespectful little fucker when I was 17. Never popped off to my mother again.

Btw looking back, she was right

I didn't know you guys were black?

 

[mrplunkey]

You can't be this dense.

Yes, unfortunately he is.

We've found someone who is too stupid to post on EF. Just contemplate that for a second. Scary.

 

[ceo]

If you asked me to help you I would with every ounce of my being

Sweet...in that case, you've got a PM!!

 

[redsamurai]

You can't be this dense.

so if a guy undid his belt and started strapping his kid infront of you and a bleacher full of women and children...and didn't stop for minutes on end. I'm dense? This was based off plunkey's own proposition so just go stand in the corner ok? I don't have the hat on me but just go stand over there and pretend you've got a cone hat on kthnxbye

 

[bigbassturd]

I didn't know you guys were black?

Aaahahahaha

 

[redsamurai]

On cue another misreable fuck weighs in.

it's "miserable" but yes indeed you are 100% correct.