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Hey wulfie... I told our story to a buddy of mine, or rather i used something you said..

Me and another firefighter are in a bar for lunch

One of the servers is all "uhhhh you guys are fire fighters, were you in New york"??? (you get the picture) anyway, after she leaves i tell my buddy

"I'd take her from behind and while pulling her hair i'd put it in her ass, but i'd pull out and finish in her mouth to teach her a lesson"

he says "What life lesson would you be teaching her"

I said "to always keep her ass clean"..

hahahhahaa.. needless to say it will be all over the station later today, i'm sure i'll get tagged with that one for a while..
 
redsam...if he was really truthfully shitting on women and they both were consensual who cares then...gross maybe but not immoral
you contradicted yourself a lil there buddy
 
SpyWizard said:
so question for you... do you ignore her at this point?? or do the wait 3 days to call her then send flowers or whatever the idiot dating books says you're suppose to do..

or do you ring her at 1:30 tonight and suggest a booty call..??
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Most likely the latter

Reading body language is easy and Im a master at sizing up women and can easily tell what they are thinking..

I really dont know much about anything. But I know when a chick wants me to fuck her brains out.
 
SpyWizard said:
Hey wulfie... I told our story to a buddy of mine, or rather i used something you said..

Me and another firefighter are in a bar for lunch

One of the servers is all "uhhhh you guys are fire fighters, were you in New york"??? (you get the picture) anyway, after she leaves i tell my buddy

"I'd take her from behind and while pulling her hair i'd put it in her ass, but i'd pull out and finish in her mouth to teach her a lesson"

he says "What life lesson would you be teaching her"

I said "to always keep her ass clean"..

hahahhahaa.. needless to say it will be all over the station later today, i'm sure i'll get tagged with that one for a while..
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This pleases me
 
What's with all the hate from you guys it's an entertaining thread if you don't like it then don't read it and don't post about it
 
Don't forget everyone else i mentioned

I don't get through whole dig on my having a big ego. I don't.

Im just lookin for love like anyone else :D
 
shirlene29 said:
redsam...if he was really truthfully shitting on women and they both were consensual who cares then...gross maybe but not immoral
you contradicted yourself a lil there buddy
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no i wouldn't feel differently on the "to each their own" concept...but i wouldn't be following someone's love life if they posted a picture of that week's turd-between-the-titties conquest, would you? It's fun and games and while i bet at some point in his life wulf has done something with his poop, I'm going to stick my head in the sand and say this isn't a regular thing. People just don't accept having a turd laid on them with regularity.....right?
 
and now on to the many adventures of the conquering Wulfgar

question..

what's the best anal lubricant.. you know for her comfort??
 
No, we can't lose the haters. No, they shouldn't pass up this thread because they don't like it.

It's thread evolution. First, there's a great idea (thanks, wulf), then there are supporters of this idea. Next, we have haters of this idea.

Eventually, spart shows up and tosses a big ol' AIDS-filled YouTube bomb up in the place, and we're off to the races. Mix in a little MeMeMeMe bullshit
here and there...

Diversity is king.
 
wulfie step it up this weekend and reel in some hotties and report back!.. an average looking dood like me is banging chicks as hot as those smuts ...i know this should be easy work for you brah
 
EnderJE said:
I am disappointed that there aren't more pictures in this thread.
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does this make it better??


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Holy shit sorry guys I literally am fucking dizzy from trying to scroll page by page of spart blowing up my thread with youtubisms and crap

the few things i got were questions about anal lube:
In short, Spit is best. Specifically from the girl after she knobs ya bro.

I saw another question about the hotness of the girls. Frankly I dont care about the looks. Some will be hot, some not. All will get the treatment though and be dually recorded in the annals here.

Im well rested and I have a busy whore hunting weekend ahead of me. I encourage any other good bros who want to mirror me to do so and contribute in this thread or another. Share in the glory bros and broettes.

Wulf
 
jackangel said:
No, we can't lose the haters. No, they shouldn't pass up this thread because they don't like it.

It's thread evolution. First, there's a great idea (thanks, wulf), then there are supporters of this idea. Next, we have haters of this idea.

Eventually, spart shows up and tosses a big ol' AIDS-filled YouTube bomb up in the place, and we're off to the races. Mix in a little MeMeMeMe bullshit
here and there...

Diversity is king.
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is it "diversity" if it follows the same predictable pattern?
 
Wulfgar said:
Ill do it if he keeps it up

thats just an annoyance
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ok that was 9 pages ago mate, what do you think now?

In fact i think you're gonna have to make a weekly thread dude.....ur awesomness will get lost in everybody's bullshit if you make it all one long big thread. So every week, wulfgars conquests of the week thread...??? waddya think?
 
redsamurai said:
ok that was 9 pages ago mate, what do you think now?

In fact i think you're gonna have to make a weekly thread dude.....ur awesomness will get lost in everybody's bullshit if you make it all one long big thread. So every week, wulfgars conquests of the week thread...??? waddya think?
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that may be a pretty ingenious idea... I can try to stay one step ahead of sparts spamming too...

I can just see many of the conquest posts getting sanwhiched in between thousands of spam nonsense posts

What a waste that would be
 
Sweeeet titties this thread is awesome.

Wulf...you need a theme song. I got just just the thing for ya (props to jiggagold who first posted this vid)

"Now you ready baby? So lets get crazy
I hope your muscles warmed up baby, you can't be lazy.
This is what I like to call smash bang fusion.
Gotta focus mama you don't wanna get a cooch contusion"


 
you know it's bad when i check this thread before i check my emails in the morning..

and imagine the disappointment sometimes..

I don't like it..
 
This weekend is setting up to be epic

As in potentially a 3fer within 24 hours

boo yah muthafuckaz.... pics and reviews to come

Date 1# taking a girl i met to a beer/chili cookoff at the fairgrounds- probability of success 110% and the chili should make for some nice steamy piles

Date #2 Tonight with my failed attempt with the 38 year old. She wants to come over and "watch a movie" at 10:30PM..... uh ya... :D

Date #3 brunch tommorow with a new girl... possibly the least probably banging but by then my dick will prolly be sore anyways.


Fuck i miss dosing test
 
chewyxrage said:
Sweeeet titties this thread is awesome.

Wulf...you need a theme song. I got just just the thing for ya (props to jiggagold who first posted this vid)

"Now you ready baby? So lets get crazy
I hope your muscles warmed up baby, you can't be lazy.
This is what I like to call smash bang fusion.
Gotta focus mama you don't wanna get a cooch contusion"


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bro that shit is pimp
 
Wulfgar said:
This weekend is setting up to be epic

As in potentially a 3fer within 24 hours

boo yah muthafuckaz.... pics and reviews to come

Date 1# taking a girl i met to a beer/chili cookoff at the fairgrounds- probability of success 110% and the chili should make for some nice steamy piles

Date #2 Tonight with my failed attempt with the 38 year old. She wants to come over and "watch a movie" at 10:30PM..... uh ya... :D

Date #3 brunch tommorow with a new girl... possibly the least probably banging but by then my dick will prolly be sore anyways.


Fuck i miss dosing test
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Slam some suspension then hit the dates rob
 
Thanks WUlf....you made my day....Im on a ton of tren and pretty much hate the world right now and the thread was refreshing....except for this bullshit from Spart....80% OF THE FUCKING THREAD IS THIS ASSHOLE.

Anywas subbed.
 
nangiggles said:
I saw her but 1 in 40 pages is lacking, though 35 pages are BS moral debates and fucking spart :mad:

Sent from my VM670 using EliteFitness
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this is a serious thread nans

it would be unrealistic to expect me to get fresh pictures of naked girls AND fuck them on a day to day basis

In fact i think that 1-3 on average a week is pretty solid numbers

Just saying
 
Wulfgar said:
This weekend is setting up to be epic

As in potentially a 3fer within 24 hours

boo yah muthafuckaz.... pics and reviews to come

Date 1# taking a girl i met to a beer/chili cookoff at the fairgrounds- probability of success 110% and the chili should make for some nice steamy piles

Date #2 Tonight with my failed attempt with the 38 year old. She wants to come over and "watch a movie" at 10:30PM..... uh ya... :D

Date #3 brunch tommorow with a new girl... possibly the least probably banging but by then my dick will prolly be sore anyways.


Fuck i miss dosing test
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You should watch Forced Entry or Sex wish for your movie date.
 
I shortened this thread by getting rid of 8 pages of bs ill get the rest later. My delete button is tired. Spart cut the shit on this thread bro!
Make that 14 pages of bullshit!

Sent from my DROIDX using EliteFitness
 
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obsessedwliftin said:
I shortened this thread by getting rid of 8 pages of bs ill get the rest later. My delete button is tired. Spart cut the shit on this thread bro!
Make that 14 pages of bullshit!

Sent from my DROIDX using EliteFitness
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dude do you want a totally no homo neck rub? seriously let me know if you pull something erasing all the bullshit...i'm all over it. No homo though.
 
redsamurai said:
seriously this doesn't warrant an ejection by the mods? my IE would probably be locked up if i didn't have this flaring buttrim on ignore.
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Yes it does. Which is why I just banned his stupid ass for a week.

Why the fuck does a thread full of people who are enjoying it have to put it up with one fuckhead who isn't sober? If he wants to post youtubes of every random tidbit that pops in his head, let him go start a blog for that crap.
 
ok 2 thoughts after reading 27 fucking pages of mostly bullshit.
1) 27 pages to see 3 or 4 reviews def not worth it
2) Maybe you should take a pic with the chicks....not a sex pic just any kind to prove you are even with them...cause anyone can post up random pics of hot chicks....not hating on you bro just sayin.
 
lander2312 said:
ok 2 thoughts after reading 27 fucking pages of mostly bullshit.
1) 27 pages to see 3 or 4 reviews def not worth it
2) Maybe you should take a naked pic of yourselfwith the chicks....not a sex pic just any kind to prove you are even with them...cause anyone can post up random pics of hot chicks....not hating on you bro just sayin.
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Fixed :evil:
 
Nan I am sure he is more than willing to send you a naked pic...you dont have to MO me up in this thread yo! haha
 
lander2312 said:
ok 2 thoughts after reading 27 fucking pages of mostly bullshit.
1) 27 pages to see 3 or 4 reviews def not worth it
2) Maybe you should take a pic with the chicks....not a sex pic just any kind to prove you are even with them...cause anyone can post up random pics of hot chicks....not hating on you bro just sayin.
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all these girls are basically just pump and dumps bro

Ill try to get some pics with them but cant guarantee anything

Besides Im not really trying to convince anyone Im fucking these chicks. I know I am. I could really care less who believes me and who doesnt

But Ill try my best, hows that?
 
nangiggles said:
dont act like you dont wanna see it too!
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nans I had multiple threads devoted to pics of me in all my male nudity glory... You remember. No need to drag up old nakie pics in this thread

This is just a catalog of my sexual exploits. no more, no less. It may evolve into more or it may fade away. Who knows? Im open to evolving
 
EnderJE said:
I still say that trolling AFF is faster. Or so I've heard.
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ya but it costs money... Im a cheap bastard. Im trying to keep this within the budget. Find em, go for a walk at the beach, take em back to the house, have my way with em, give em a bottle of water and send em packin.
 
Wulfgar said:
nans I had multiple threads devoted to pics of me in all my male nudity glory... You remember. No need to drag up old nakie pics in this thread

This is just a catalog of my sexual exploits. no more, no less. It may evolve into more or it may fade away. Who knows? Im open to evolving
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I'e seen them and clicked with a fury but the links no longer redirect so I never got to see anything :(

Wulfgar said:
ya but it costs money... Im a cheap bastard. Im trying to keep this within the budget. Find em, go for a walk at the beach, take em back to the house, have my way with em, give em a bottle of water and send em packin.
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At least you rehydrate them, lololol
 
nangiggles said:
I'e seen them and clicked with a fury but the links no longer redirect so I never got to see anything :(


At least you rehydrate them, lololol
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I just never want them to leave thinking they didnt at least get some sort of benefit

Please refer to my earlier post about my impending Sainthood

Im sure someone around here still has hoards of my nuds. Shirlene does for sure... i sent her over tons of em personally back in the day, blueta too, and others... Im sure I emailed em to you too nans

you getting short term memory loss?
 
Wulfgar said:
I just never want them to leave thinking they didnt at least get some sort of benefit

Please refer to my earlier post about my impending Sainthood

Im sure someone around here still has hoards of my nuds. Shirlene does for sure... i sent her over tons of em personally back in the day, blueta too, and others... Im sure I emailed em to you too nans

you getting short term memory loss?
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I swear I have no wulfgar nudes, never had em
 
Wulfgar said:
I just never want them to leave thinking they didnt at least get some sort of benefit

Please refer to my earlier post about my impending Sainthood

Im sure someone around here still has hoards of my nuds. Shirlene does for sure... i sent her over tons of em personally back in the day, blueta too, and others... Im sure I emailed em to you too nans

you getting short term memory loss?
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wtf? You never sent me nudes!! But I am open to any you want to send :-)
 
B, I seriously send you more nudes than anyone. We swapped a ton of X-rated pics.... you girls must just get so swamped with cawk pics around here you cant tell one from the next anymore

And I think I was in love once
 
Wulfgar said:
ya but it costs money... Im a cheap bastard. Im trying to keep this within the budget. Find em, go for a walk at the beach, take em back to the house, have my way with em, give em a bottle of water and send em packin.
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I'm thinkin you could hit up POF, save the $$, and still have a line up at your door.
 
Wulfgar said:
B, I seriously send you more nudes than anyone. We swapped a ton of X-rated pics.... you girls must just get so swamped with cawk pics around here you cant tell one from the next anymore

And I think I was in love once
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I was sent one cock pic my first few months at EF and never had one again...oh wait, yes I did, 3 months ago(you know who you are), but you never ever sent me any pics of you.
You're thinking of someone else.

Do you want to be in love?
 
blueta2 said:
I was sent one cock pic my first few months at EF and never had one again...oh wait, yes I did, 3 months ago(you know who you are), but you never ever sent me any pics of you.
You're thinking of someone else.

Do you want to be in love?
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of course I wanna be in love

I think I was in love with this girl

2ih2vxj.jpg


She was Brazilian, or portuegese, or something weird. I met her in Vegas at the Venetian and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
 
blueta2 said:
I was sent one cock pic my first few months at EF and never had one again...oh wait, yes I did, 3 months ago(you know who you are), but you never ever sent me any pics of you.
You're thinking of someone else.

Do you want to be in love?
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Ill load ya up with some nudes b.... dont worry babe I got u covered
 
Wulfgar said:
of course I wanna be in love

I think I was in love with this girl

2ih2vxj.jpg


She was Brazilian, or portuegese, or something weird. I met her in Vegas at the Venetian and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
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Is that you in the pic?

You cannot be in love (real love) with someone you met for a few hours....
 
WOW, you're GORGEOUS!!! no wonder you get all the ladies!

Have you ever thought about taking time off from "whoring" to find out who you are and what you want and to maybe fall truly in love. I know this comment is a buzzkill, but just wondering
 
i'm guessin all that time away from EF was cause some chick finally shot him down and had him roped in...and he just couldn't bring himself to acknowledge it here infront of all the bros. Now he's free again and the old 'gar is loose again.

Am I right bro?
 
blueta2 said:
WOW, you're GORGEOUS!!! no wonder you get all the ladies!

Have you ever thought about taking time off from "whoring" to find out who you are and what you want and to maybe fall truly in love. I know this comment is a buzzkill, but just wondering
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Quit trying to slowly E-seduce him....if you wanna he already told you to come over and he would bang you...damn what else do you want??? :qt: Just playing with ya blue but seriously dont try to analyze this too much whoring around is a natural part of every guy in finding himself. Eventually you get too old for it, or you fuck yourself to death. Either one is a plus.
 
redsamurai said:
i'm guessin all that time away from EF was cause some chick finally shot him down and had him roped in...and he just couldn't bring himself to acknowledge it here infront of all the bros. Now he's free again and the old 'gar is loose again.

Am I right bro?
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nah not really

had a handful of short shitty relationships... nothin to write home about though... just a string of abusive, stupid, overly emotional, unstable bitches with daddy issues

or maybe its me? maybe i just have a knack for bringing out the best in people ;)
 
Wulfgar said:
ya but it costs money... Im a cheap bastard. Im trying to keep this within the budget. Find em, go for a walk at the beach, take em back to the house, have my way with em, give em a bottle of water and send em packin.
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Bottled water is $$$

If you were really thrifty you'd pull some empties out of someone's recycling and fill em w tap.
 
blueta2 said:
wow, you're gorgeous!!! No wonder you get all the ladies!

Have you ever thought about taking time off from "whoring" to find out who you are and what you want and to maybe fall truly in love. I know this comment is a buzzkill, but just wondering
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wtf?!
 
lander2312 said:
Quit trying to slowly E-seduce him....if you wanna he already told you to come over and he would bang you...damn what else do you want??? :qt: Just playing with ya blue but seriously dont try to analyze this too much whoring around is a natural part of every guy in finding himself. Eventually you get too old for it, or you fuck yourself to death. Either one is a plus.
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He lives too far, I am too old for him and I could not keep up with him ;-)

I analyse everything, it's in my DNA
 
ok this thread is getting boring..lets get it back on track wufie! where the weekend smut pics?? i know you got something good for us average guys to get excited over!
 
hurricane said:
ok this thread is getting boring..lets get it back on track wufie! where the weekend smut pics?? i know you got something good for us average guys to get excited over!
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Piecing it together now... i batted 2 of 3 this weekend

I really had no idea this thread would get bombed my trivial things like morality. jeez

Basically Im just trying to get them to send me pics to post up, I cant really tell them WHY I want a pic.... fuck
 
Cutiebolic said:
Bottled water is $$$

If you were really thrifty you'd pull some empties out of someone's recycling and fill em w tap.
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LOL...good one CB....see wulf....this and pof and you're saving $$!! ;)
 
tsk tsk.... waiting for them to send a pic??? you should have got that pic when you were there before you let them brush their teeth..

hey, that's a good one, you take their pic while they are brushing their teeth kind of an "after glow" and if they are shy you can wrap in a towel or something..
 
SpyWizard said:
tsk tsk.... waiting for them to send a pic??? you should have got that pic when you were there before you let them brush their teeth..

hey, that's a good one, you take their pic while they are brushing their teeth kind of an "after glow" and if they are shy you can wrap in a towel or something..
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you mean just like stick the camera in their face and be like "thx, now GTFO."

dude Im not an asshole... I cant do that
 
B I sent em to QT because she has more than made up for with her share.... if u wanna go ahead and "persuade" me to send you some pics.....then you may get as lucky...

Im equal opportunity

Ill post the hoggers too Dave...

Im still tryin to getsome pics from my dates this weekend... one was a quasi hogger... but she was fun
 
Wulfgar said:
B I sent em to QT because she has more than made up for with her share.... if u wanna go ahead and "persuade" me to send you some pics.....then you may get as lucky...

Im equal opportunity

Ill post the hoggers too Dave...

Im still tryin to getsome pics from my dates this weekend... one was a quasi hogger... but she was fun
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Meh, I'll pass :-)
 
Wulfgar said:
B I sent em to QT because she has more than made up for with her share.... if u wanna go ahead and "persuade" me to send you some pics.....then you may get as lucky...

Im equal opportunity

Ill post the hoggers too Dave...

Im still tryin to getsome pics from my dates this weekend... one was a quasi hogger... but she was fun
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chubby chicks give the best head..Nothing wrong with that, as long as you aint walking down the street holding hands with them bro
 
Wulfgar said:
you mean just like stick the camera in their face and be like "thx, now GTFO."

dude Im not an asshole... I cant do that
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really?? that's the line you don't want to cross?? really??

hahah that's cool at least i finally found something or the limit of your humanity....
 
SpyWizard said:
kind of like a moped


"everybody wants to take one for a ride, but no one wants to be seen riding one"
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a used car salesman in baton rouge louisiana told my car-shopping friend..."son, drivin' a dodge is like fuckin' a fat girl...everyone does it once in a while, but no one likes to talk about it."
 
Im upset I never got to get together with QT when she was here in Cali... Drivin 2+ hours to marina del Rey just wasnt gonna happen though....
 
#4 08/04/2012 2-6PM
Name: Christin

height 5'7

Age 29

benefits: big titties and Ass, Eager, follows directions well

negatives: Only 1 technique on a BJ(gotta mix it up ladies), Has to really work on ryhthem when fucking, only would send me this damn cropped pic

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Wulfgar said:
Im upset I never got to get together with QT when she was here in Cali... Drivin 2+ hours to marina del Rey just wasnt gonna happen though....
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The good news is I didn't need to test my abstaining I think I might make it a year
 
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