WASHINGTON (Reuters) - To Shoshana Gurian-Sherman, muff diving seemed like a huge hassle.
"Part of it was laziness," the 23-year-old Minneapolis resident recalled. "I didn't really want to put in the effort to learn how to eat pussy ... "
Thats how the old guys get younger chicks!!!!!
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lol @ this parody
I think no one had realized it was a parody until now
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SAY FUCKING WHAT??? Don't give this kid his man card, can't believe that would ever be said out loud!
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what if she didnt like it?I think it's a huge part of sex, and if my wife didn't want me to do it, or if I didn't want to, there would be a huge piece missing for both of us. I'm a clean freak, so we have a code of honor about when it is and isn't the time (clean & fresh is hot, needing a shower is NOT!)
Charles
isoooo much
I'm crapping moar hair than a coyote
I dont know about you guys but getting my nuts off is the least thing that is important. Rocking her world and keeping her happy each time is far more important.
If it was all about me then a 100 dollar hooker would just about be enough.
I come to America to learn the art of muff dive
what if she didnt like it?
.Who doesn't like eating dick?
lol @ the bagel demoSerious answer; I'd be OK with it. Pushing your partner to do things he/she isn't really into, doesn't do so well in the long term...
Joking answer (or if I were college age, and we weren't in a complete relationship), I might demonstrate tongue skills on a bagel, and see if she still felt opposed.
Charles
I dont know about you guys but getting my nuts off is the least thing that is important. Rocking her world and keeping her happy each time is far more important.
If it was all about me then a 100 dollar hooker would just about be enough.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - To Shoshana Gurian-Sherman, muff diving seemed like a huge hassle.
"Part of it was laziness," the 23-year-old Minneapolis resident recalled. "I didn't really want to put in the effort to learn how to eat pussy ... "

i wanna take it to the car wash
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