I'm envisioning flapjack-styled titties from being filled with milk, then then drained every 9-12 months since age 12, topped off with huge dark brown nipples and areolas that take up 2/3 of the tits.
by poor hot chicks i did not mean drunk indians. plus canmore is fucking awesome.. actually in my 2 single drunking blur months in edmonton i did meet quite a few hot chicks, only once i got some to disappoint them with complete doucheyness