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I just realized my husband cheated...

nangiggles

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He cheated me out of my closet that is...

When we moved into the house I took the little closet in the room and he took the large closet while we unpacked, he said he'd then swap things around but the didnt, I just now realized 6 fucking months later I'm still in the small shitty closet eventhough I have 4 times or more of what he has, I told him to get his shit out of my big closet and he said I could use all other closets in the house and let him be, he wont release it... fucking sneaky bastard :(

Now how many of you mean spirited bitches thought "I knew it would happen!" when you were clicking on this thread? :worried::confused::mad:
 
nangiggles said:
He cheated me out of my closet that is...

When we moved into the house I took the little closet in the room and he took the large closet while we unpacked, he said he'd then swap things around but the didnt, I just now realized 6 fucking months later I'm still in the small shitty closet eventhough I have 4 times or more of what he has, I told him to get his shit out of my big closet and he said I could use all other closets in the house and let him be, he wont release it... fucking sneaky bastard :(

Now how many of you mean spirited bitches thought "I knew it would happen!" when you were clicking on this thread? :worried::confused::mad:
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Sounds like dick runs that house...
 
I'm gonna take a pic of mine and my wife's closet when we get home. Show you how it's 'posed to look.


I got like 2 fuckin feet and my shit is all crammed together. she has the remaining 100sq ft or so of the closet.
 
youpissmeoff said:
any man fighting with his wife for closet space better have his T level checked.
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;):p:D:spin::FRlol::twirl::rolly::laugh2::lmao:

Irony

miplank said:
I'm gonna take a pic of mine and my wife's closet when we get home. Show you how it's 'posed to look.


I got like 2 fuckin feet and my shit is all crammed together. she has the remaining 100sq ft or so of the closet.
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That's the way it's supposed to be, men dont have as much shit as we females do!
 
youpissmeoff said:
any man fighting with his wife for closet space better have his T level checked.
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My wife just told me I need to clean out my side of the closet because there is not enough room yet AND YET - 25% of "my" side is taken up with her shit.

So... she needs me to clean out my side so she can add more of her shit.
 
Shut up
 
Ok, I really feel like a vag even being in this topic but I just can leave....
 
Wootooom said:
You pretty much just signed your ban warrant :)
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Why is that? Bc ur too sensitive and
Obviously read into every text as a direct insult? F u and ur lil ban warrant? Lose ur self conscious insecurities and we'll be A ok..
 
If he doesn't have as much stuff as you, whats the big deal about moving to smaller closet so you don't have stuff all over the place in different closets?

speaking of which my closet got small again, time to take some stuff to goodwill.
 
miplank said:
I gave my wife a dutch oven
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I hot boxed mine yesterday... Shit was so foul she had to pull the car over and get out... She pulled into a waffle house so I went in and had a waffle while she called hazmat
 
-SD- said:
You teasing bish, sucked me into thread with the title lol
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been going on for yrs.
girls post shit like "teehee, look at my pussy"
when you open the thread it has a bunch of pix of dirty ass cats that the crazy bitch has collected.
the only way to get the joosy intell/pics is via the circut,pm...it's gone underground but it still murmurs if you caress it right
 
binö said:
been going on for yrs.
girls post shit like "teehee, look at my pussy"
when you open the thread it has a bunch of pix of dirty ass cats that the crazy bitch has collected.
the only way to get the joosy intell/pics is via the circut,pm...it's gone underground but it still murmurs if you caress it right
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lol
 
Mr EF Czar,

Sir when can I expect u to serve my warrant? Please just knock I'll open the door, no need to kick it in. How bout bail? What we lookin at? Arraignment date by chance? Let me know so I can get my legal team together and enter my plea... If I'm lookin at time can we please make sure my meals will be kosher and gluten free? And I'd prefer to serve my time here in the states I hear yalls prisons are real shit holes! I seen that movie Undisputed II...
 
The Alpha... said:
Mr EF Czar,

Sir when can I expect u to serve my warrant? Please just knock I'll open the door, no need to kick it in. How bout bail? What we lookin at? Arraignment date by chance? Let me know so I can get my legal team together and enter my plea... If I'm lookin at time can we please make sure my meals will be kosher and gluten free? And I'd prefer to serve my time here in the states I hear yalls prisons are real shit holes! I seen that movie Undisputed II...
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I'm hard as fuck
 
I'm like triple OG Bobby Johnson out here in this fuckin place! Runnin shit!!
 
Maybe he keeps pick3 in the large closet and he wouldn't fit in the small one... It's possible...
 
Wootooom said:
Who fucking cares if you're Jewish stfu
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Look u Smirnoff Ice drinking douche, u can go fuck urself with a golden hammer and sickle. Over here in the free world we say what we want when we want so deal with it. U can sit over there and continue jerkin off to Briggitt Neilson, thinking Ludmilla is still hot (she's not by the way she looks like a wolf monkey now). Pray to ur Gorbachev shrine and if I need 1 of yall's trashy mail order brides I'll give u a shout! So until then u STFU... Tool
 
The Alpha... said:
Look u Smirnoff Ice drinking douche, u can go fuck urself with a golden hammer and sickle. Over here in the free world we say what we want when we want so deal with it. U can sit over there and continue jerkin off to Briggitt Neilson, thinking Ludmilla is still hot (she's not by the way she looks like a wolf monkey now). Pray to ur Gorbachev shrine and if I need 1 of yall's trashy mail order brides I'll give u a shout! So until then u STFU... Tool
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Man, I'm fucking Ivan Drago over here! I punch 2150psi!
 
Wootooom said:
He was the perfect human being! How dare you! Rocky got worked! He killed Apollo! Killed!
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I wish I knew wtf u guys are talking about so I could at least come back? U can "red" me all u want, whatever the fuck that means... Tryin blowing me for life? Id like to know what post I reported and how the fuck I did it... Drago was a vag just like u! He had his wife do all his talking which I have a feeling u do too... Speaking of which do all u commy bastards over there buy ur wives too? Do u get a discount with no freight being involved? That place must be a real fuckin shithole if all the chicks are willing to get bought out and shipped here to the states and shack up a slapdick. U EF mods or wtf ever u are, are like a buncha cyber geeks...
 
The Alpha... said:
I wish I knew wtf u guys are talking about so I could at least come back? U can "red" me all u want, whatever the fuck that means... Tryin blowing me for life? Id like to know what post I reported and how the fuck I did it... Drago was a vag just like u! He had his wife do all his talking which I have a feeling u do too... Speaking of which do all u commy bastards over there buy ur wives too? Do u get a discount with no freight being involved? That place must be a real fuckin shithole if all the chicks are willing to get bought out and shipped here to the states and shack up a slapdick. U EF mods or wtf ever u are, are like a buncha cyber geeks...
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Enough of u already stfu

Sent from my VM670 using EliteFitness
 
miplank said:
I'm gonna take a pic of mine and my wife's closet when we get home. Show you how it's 'posed to look.


I got like 2 fuckin feet and my shit is all crammed together. she has the remaining 100sq ft or so of the closet.
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I feel for you brotha...

The ex and I had a two bedroom with two closets...huge closets and I got three feet of hanging space in the second bedroom that was my office; Shelagh cracked the whip on closet space and I just had a handful of shirts and pants for work...lol.
 
-SD- said:
You teasing bish, sucked me into thread with the title lol
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Me too!

Thought this was gonna be good! Then I start reading and find out someones hubby is hidding in the closet?! WTF! If hes a sword fighter let it be.
 
want me to tell you how they can read pm's too??

painful but can be done...

ok.. maybe i shouldn't..
 
this time this gal picked me up in a club
back at her place
anyhow next morning,like a monday
I hear a loud bang and there is this SOB in a suit
"I'm counting motherfucker you got 30 seconds"
so I'm totally naked and evaluating his build
can i take him
well fuc I ended up tying my shoelaces outside
call it a draw
 
Spartacus said:
this time this gal picked me up in a club
back at her place
anyhow next morning,like a monday
I hear a loud bang and there is this SOB in a suit
"I'm counting motherfucker you got 30 seconds"
so I'm totally naked and evaluating his build
can i take him
well fuc I ended up tying my shoelaces outside
call it a draw
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LMFAO Seriously? Damn, he must be kinda used to it.
 
Spartacus said:
this time this gal picked me up in a club
back at her place
anyhow next morning,like a monday
I hear a loud bang and there is this SOB in a suit
"I'm counting motherfucker you got 30 seconds"
so I'm totally naked and evaluating his build
can i take him
well fuc I ended up tying my shoelaces outside
call it a draw
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Fuc him in the ass too
 
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