did lambruh relapse? he's been way too quiet.

[nimbus]

olololololol

 

[bigpokey]

lololol miplanks dad was "all state"

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[Lambruh]

You found a flirtatious facebook girl... congratulations, you've won! (<~~now click the flashy spam ad to collect your prize)

lol@you having to nag her for a pic

Any pics of you with her, or in the same room taking them

lol@you knowing her a month and she can't find your useless dribble among thousands of pages. Looks like you're not the only one e-hittin' it.

Get your dick wet kid, it'll do you some good. (not Glad style)

So that's, 0 out of 3 then?.........

1. Yes, she's all blowing my FB wall up talking about us hanging out, need a screenshot or someone i'm friends with on here to confirm?
2. You spend hours on EF begging strangers for n00ds you'll never meet, while I ask the chicks I shag for a reminder who i'm bagging/what I bagged (not "tagged" lolz)
3. I've known her a month, she's already sending me nudes and nope I don't spend hours "e-flirting" on her FB wall like a little desperate sucker, instead I spend that time fucking her.
4. I just pulled this most recent one out of my ass on the fly, that whimpy text (knowing you, you prolly just texted yourself) is your Top 2011 highight
5. U mad

 

[PICK3]

lololol miplanks dad was "all state"

pics of varsity letterman jacket or I call BS

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. Yes, she's all blowing my FB wall up talking about us hanging out

Hanging out? Lets review the screens... all she said is she's "known" you a month. The haters would come out of the woodwork if I tried to post the same pic as some sort of proof of anything.

As for "blowing up" your facebook wall, how exactly is she different from any other mememememe myspace/FB whore?

2. You spend hours on EF begging strangers for n00ds you'll never meet, while I ask the chicks I shag for a reminder who i'm bagging/what I bagged

And yet still no proof of anything, all talk.

3. I've known her a month, she's already sending me nudes and nope I don't spend hours "e-flirting" on her FB wall like a little desperate sucker, instead I spend that time fucking her.

The only time your dick's gotten wet this year is from night sweat withdrawals.

4. I just pulled this most recent one out of my ass on the fly, that whimpy text (knowing you, you prolly just texted yourself) is your Top 2011 highight

I produced the text, photos that I took that same night, and the picture data. You've ponied up a first-person mirror shot (biggest joke in photo history) and a internet girl saying she's known you a month.

5. U mad

Why would I be mad, you've yet to come through with anything of value.

 

[puddlemonkey]

vaneers?

you got shitty teef?

No, I've got the $ for perfect teeth so why settle for a par mouth?

 

[miplank]

Tell the truth...

you only did it because your older more successful brother had it done

 

[jiggagold]

i get more tail

 

[Lambruh]

Hanging out? Lets review the screens... all she said is she's "known" you a month. The haters would come out of the woodwork if I tried to post the same pic as some sort of proof of anything.
As for "blowing up" your facebook wall, how exactly is she different from any other mememememe myspace/FB whore?
And yet still no proof of anything, all talk.
The only time your dick's gotten wet this year is from night sweat withdrawals.
I produced the text, photos that I took that same night, and the picture data. You've ponied up a first-person mirror shot (biggest joke in photo history) and a internet girl saying she's known you a month.

Why would I be mad, you've yet to come through with anything of value.

Welp, it's clear you are in furious disbelief my chick is real, which only tells everyone one thing. A chick of that nature and/or that type message rarely if ever happens to you. Unlike your teeny bob text, I felt no need to make or ever make a thread hoisting to everyone such an accomplishment, simply because it happens quite often.
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