funny story, When I was in Florida at 17 (the last time I flew), my Mom kept getting myself and my ex and sister Long Islands. I never had one, but we drank for hours and I was so tipsy (I mean hammered) I got on stage and sang with the lounge band.
And my classy Mom was looking at men's bulges and saying to my Dad "Why do men always play with their balls"
It was so funny