Haha, uber male lol.
Can you claim to have wacked off in class in the 4th grade?
When was the first time you touched puss? I touched a girls in KINDERGARTEN. Actually fingered it.
How many times can you bust in a row? I've busted like 15-20 times in one marathon session when I was like 12.
If you cannot claim those then you are not an UBER male haha.