You know you've been dieting too long when ...

[JJFigure]

You keep bowls of s/f jello in the fridge in case you get up in the middle of the night needing to eat something...anything.

You throw away a whole jar of peanut butter because you can't trust yourself around it.

You get excited when you get to refeed on cream of wheat.

Your coworkers warn people about your mood swings.

 

[Fonz]

What a Mommy! Does your license plate read, "MILF 2B?"

Spatts has been watching American Pie again.....

Fonz

 

[princess]

you almost start thinking of black coffee with an equal as a dessert because it will satisy your "sweet" craving...