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FreakMonster
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when you take pinkies to work and eat them in front of your boss because he thinks their pez!!
You know when your hardcore........
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FreakMonster said:
lmao.
I just wanna see your reaction when he gets a hankerin' for some pez, lol.
WannaImpress
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Maybe not that hardcore but.........
when you go to the medicine cabinet every day at work an hour prior to your workout to jack some alcohol swaps so you can go shoot some winny/fina in the stall!
when you go to the medicine cabinet every day at work an hour prior to your workout to jack some alcohol swaps so you can go shoot some winny/fina in the stall!
FreakMonster
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When walking past parked cars, you tend to look in the windows to see a reflection of yourself and then do a double bicep pose and a tricep squeeze!
FreakMonster
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when all you talk about with your friends is what your next cycle is going to look like!!
jersey boy
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You have to get psyched up to take a shot because for the last hundred times or so you have had to fight through scar tissue or through healing abcesses, both of which causes you to break out in a cold sweat just thinking about them even from the day before the shot. But since you realize the show must go on, you just belly up to the bar and do what a man has to do.
WannaImpress
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Damn FreakMonster.........
I don't even consider myself close to been hardcore, but your describing me, just brings tears to my eyes! Especially when your at the mall with your lady shopping for her of course and everytime you pass a mirror you throw a quick little pose!
I don't even consider myself close to been hardcore, but your describing me, just brings tears to my eyes! Especially when your at the mall with your lady shopping for her of course and everytime you pass a mirror you throw a quick little pose!
FreakMonster
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when you have been scammed 12 times in a row but you just keep buying!! Hehe
WannaImpress
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Khadar
"When you run home from work past your lovely wife(without saying anything) to elitefitness."
Thats a good one!
"When you run home from work past your lovely wife(without saying anything) to elitefitness."
Thats a good one!
WannaImpress
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When..........
you accidently drop an amp of sus and it breaks, you start to freak out, drop to the floor with your syringe and try to absorp as much as possibly can into the syringe, only to realize later "What the F**k did I just do"? Now tell me you haven't done that one before!
you accidently drop an amp of sus and it breaks, you start to freak out, drop to the floor with your syringe and try to absorp as much as possibly can into the syringe, only to realize later "What the F**k did I just do"? Now tell me you haven't done that one before!
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flickenu
Guest
you know you're hardcore when....
you have a pie eating contest coming up so you frontload 1800mg of eq.
you know you're hardcore when...
you go on a test cycle just to make sure you'll be able to get it up on your honeymoon.
you know you're hardcore when...
you enjoy watching Titanic because of your clomid therapy.
you have a pie eating contest coming up so you frontload 1800mg of eq.
you know you're hardcore when...
you go on a test cycle just to make sure you'll be able to get it up on your honeymoon.
you know you're hardcore when...
you enjoy watching Titanic because of your clomid therapy.
Here you go....
When you and your girl sit on the couch and gag from each others protein loaded farts.
When you are at the gym so much, all 10 people at the front desk remember your membership number.
Why no one can figure out why Tuesday is your favorite day? Leg day of course!
When everyone you know is standing in the Jacuzzi, with thier ass on the jets after a sus250 injection.
When FLEX and Muscle & Fitness is the only reading material in the bathroom.
When you and your girl sit on the couch and gag from each others protein loaded farts.
When you are at the gym so much, all 10 people at the front desk remember your membership number.
Why no one can figure out why Tuesday is your favorite day? Leg day of course!
When everyone you know is standing in the Jacuzzi, with thier ass on the jets after a sus250 injection.
When FLEX and Muscle & Fitness is the only reading material in the bathroom.
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ryker77
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When doing your monthly budget you account for pins, alchol pads, and AS.
When you pass a drug store you do a double take. Hoping to get a glimpse of some goodies.
When Injecting you press every last drop out of the sryinge and keep pressing until the needle is out.
When you pass a drug store you do a double take. Hoping to get a glimpse of some goodies.
When Injecting you press every last drop out of the sryinge and keep pressing until the needle is out.
slash747
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You know youre hardcore when youre friends ask what youre doing tonight and you reply :
"Chest Of course its friday"
You know youre hardcore when you pass out after you shoot yourself in the ass only to recover and continue where you left off.
You know youre hardcore when youre boss asks you to stay late for work and you respond I have a personal issue at home which pevents me from staying today, and of course thast reason is you have to go to the gym...
"Chest Of course its friday"
You know youre hardcore when you pass out after you shoot yourself in the ass only to recover and continue where you left off.
You know youre hardcore when youre boss asks you to stay late for work and you respond I have a personal issue at home which pevents me from staying today, and of course thast reason is you have to go to the gym...
WannaImpress
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decem......
thats sick man,
thats sick man,
Black Hamma
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when you inject 2ccs of sust in each leg and use crutches to get to the gym
theoak01
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slash747 said:
you guys are lucky cuz i cant use that since i work at the damn gym,i just tell them i have to workout so no
but hardcore is getting a doctors note to eat in class then show up with 3 chicken breast,a bowl of pasta and a protein shake while people wonder how you eat it all
##spiderbaby##
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when... It takes you longer to piss than it does your coworkers to shit.
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Stan_da_man
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When you have taken sust shots for so long that it doesn't even hurt you anymore (your resistant to the poison in the shyt).
When your family cooks an extra 5 lbs of food because you said you were comming over to eat.
When your girls ex-boyfriend askes her when she started to date the clubs security people.
When you go out into the woods camping and nobody takes there shirt off because you look so f**king huge.
When a dog gets mad and your friends say, show him stan to scare him off.
When your in a crowded club and your buds say, you go first because they will move out of the way.
When your at the gym and everyone watches you work out with thier eyes poped open.
When other people in the gym comment "he uses all the damn wieghts".
When you meet a girl they automatically find a way to put thier hands on your chest.
I have alot more but I gotta go!!
When your family cooks an extra 5 lbs of food because you said you were comming over to eat.
When your girls ex-boyfriend askes her when she started to date the clubs security people.
When you go out into the woods camping and nobody takes there shirt off because you look so f**king huge.
When a dog gets mad and your friends say, show him stan to scare him off.
When your in a crowded club and your buds say, you go first because they will move out of the way.
When your at the gym and everyone watches you work out with thier eyes poped open.
When other people in the gym comment "he uses all the damn wieghts".
When you meet a girl they automatically find a way to put thier hands on your chest.
I have alot more but I gotta go!!
Nathan
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Here's mine:
you pick fights with guys with Down Syndrome to see how far your strength and endurance has come (they feel no pain at all I swear to God)
you start bench pressing fat peeps who have Down Syndrome (they' re more dense and are thus heavier for their size)
you get your little brother who has Down Syndrome to do your glute injections for you as you've grown too big to be able to reach yourself and don't want to worry about your helper being able to concentrate long enough to rat you out to anybody
you start having frequent intercourse with girls who have Down Syndrome because all the test in your system is making you just that horny
you pick fights with guys with Down Syndrome to see how far your strength and endurance has come (they feel no pain at all I swear to God)
you start bench pressing fat peeps who have Down Syndrome (they' re more dense and are thus heavier for their size)
you get your little brother who has Down Syndrome to do your glute injections for you as you've grown too big to be able to reach yourself and don't want to worry about your helper being able to concentrate long enough to rat you out to anybody
you start having frequent intercourse with girls who have Down Syndrome because all the test in your system is making you just that horny
SaltyOlPirate
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Nathan that was some funny sh*t... Unfortunatley my first and second born have down syndrome.
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basskiller
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When you can shoot 3cc's of test in your ass with your right hand and reply to this thread, typing with your left!
bass
bass
Thaibox said:
Heh heh, I've actually done that.
All of these happened to me:
You know you're hardcore when the gym owner suggests you pay rent instead of a membership.
You know you're hardcore when you have trouble steering your car after your arm workout.
You know you're hardcore when you take protein shakes to final exams.
You know you're hardcore when finding clothes that fit properly is impossible.
You know you're hardcore when people in the grocery store ask you for nutritional advise.
You know you're hardcore when your physiotherapist tells you she's never seen a shoulder joint move that way.
When you can't see your reflection in the bathroom mirror because of all the dried zit-juice all over it.
When your wife keeps begging you to get therapy for your multiple personality disorder due to all the aas induced moodswings. Honey, I'm OK once every 3 months, aren't I?
When your wife keeps begging you to get therapy for your multiple personality disorder due to all the aas induced moodswings. Honey, I'm OK once every 3 months, aren't I?
Nathan
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SaltyOlPirate said:
Oops. I knew I was gonna offend someone. Sorry, didn't mean anything by it. I like retarded people to be honest. They don't lie, or hurt others intentionally, or complain or do anything bad on purpose really. Their only draw back is that they aren't the most intelligent of people. I just to like to picture them doing funny stuff cause I've seen a few of the kids with DS I've known do the funniest shit ever and have no idea it was funny.
mikelong23
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Sorry to bust your bubble but they do that to everyone.Flexx said:
You know youre hard core.........
When someone follows you somewhere after a road rage incident and rather than facing battery charges you punch out the window and put dents in the car with your fists as they try to flee
When everyone you come in contact with accuses you of being on steroids, no matter how much you tell them its creatine
When you are almost wider than you are tall
When you can not find a picture of yourself when you had a neck
When you sit down to eat meat and you do not stop untill you gag with disgust and have to wash it back down with water
When you diagnose yourself with the condition "reverse anorexia"
When you use the heaviest dumbells Golds Gym offer
When people automatically give you front seat
When you actually try to put 3 cans of tuna and some oj in a blender and drink it
When someone follows you somewhere after a road rage incident and rather than facing battery charges you punch out the window and put dents in the car with your fists as they try to flee
When everyone you come in contact with accuses you of being on steroids, no matter how much you tell them its creatine
When you are almost wider than you are tall
When you can not find a picture of yourself when you had a neck
When you sit down to eat meat and you do not stop untill you gag with disgust and have to wash it back down with water
When you diagnose yourself with the condition "reverse anorexia"
When you use the heaviest dumbells Golds Gym offer
When people automatically give you front seat
When you actually try to put 3 cans of tuna and some oj in a blender and drink it
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flickenu
Guest
you know you're hardcore when....your wife takes a pregnancy test you hope it will come back positive just so you can save her piss to make HCG.
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basskiller
Guest
When you take a cordless drill and drill a hole directly into your muscle so that you can just pour the juice in!
When the hottest chic in the gym bends over in front of you while you are doing incline dumbells and you yell at her to get out of your mirror.
When after doing the budget you realize there is not enough money for both your AAS and the women you love and were going to marry and you have to let her go.
When your down to choosing between your rent and your next cycle so you go out to measure your car and decide it wouldn't be that hard to live in it although aspirating might be tough.
When you first make that decision that it is much easier to just shoot everything everyday rather than try to keep up with that confusing twice a week injection schedule.
When you can't understand clomid therapy because you can't get past the coming off thing.
When after doing the budget you realize there is not enough money for both your AAS and the women you love and were going to marry and you have to let her go.
When your down to choosing between your rent and your next cycle so you go out to measure your car and decide it wouldn't be that hard to live in it although aspirating might be tough.
When you first make that decision that it is much easier to just shoot everything everyday rather than try to keep up with that confusing twice a week injection schedule.
When you can't understand clomid therapy because you can't get past the coming off thing.
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when you think about drinking your piss cause it won't be as hard on your liver the second time through...
...decorate your christmas tree with empty amps
...buy grandma straps for christmas
...add dbol to food for flavor
...park in handicapped parking for class after leg days
...puke on leg day, or get angry cause you didn't puke on leg day
...get angry that you puked, because you were on a timed set and went over the limit between sets
...get mad at a hot chic for talking to you in the middle of a set
...cut a hole in your pants for a deca IV
...can't sit through a 50 minute class without having to get up and fucking piss (dammit!)
...schedule classes around workouts
...someone asks what day it is and you respond with a body part
...carry extra dbol where ever you go, just in case
...have a list of excuses for limping on alternate legs every other half of the week (mainly due to sust) saying you got beaned playing baseball only works for one side unless you switch hit by the way
...have little blood stains on all of your boxers from injection sites
...decorate your christmas tree with empty amps
...buy grandma straps for christmas
...add dbol to food for flavor
...park in handicapped parking for class after leg days
...puke on leg day, or get angry cause you didn't puke on leg day
...get angry that you puked, because you were on a timed set and went over the limit between sets
...get mad at a hot chic for talking to you in the middle of a set
...cut a hole in your pants for a deca IV
...can't sit through a 50 minute class without having to get up and fucking piss (dammit!)
...schedule classes around workouts
...someone asks what day it is and you respond with a body part
...carry extra dbol where ever you go, just in case
...have a list of excuses for limping on alternate legs every other half of the week (mainly due to sust) saying you got beaned playing baseball only works for one side unless you switch hit by the way
...have little blood stains on all of your boxers from injection sites
BigRugbyMan
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you know you're hardcore when...
Your parents give you money to buy a fridge and microwave for your dorm, and you spend it on your winter cycle.
you know you're hardcore when...
A hot ass girl invites you to go away for the weekend, but you turn it down as you dont wanna miss 3 days of training
Your parents give you money to buy a fridge and microwave for your dorm, and you spend it on your winter cycle.
you know you're hardcore when...
A hot ass girl invites you to go away for the weekend, but you turn it down as you dont wanna miss 3 days of training
FreakMonster
New member
when you don't go out clubbing because you look too bloated!!
FreakMonster
New member
You know your hardcore when ever one asks you why you eat the SAME thing every single day!!!!
FreakMonster
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genarr3 said:
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking hilarious.
Crunch It !
New member
you know your hardcore when:
you have trouble reaching around and wiping your ass and your not even pumped up
you get off on the pain when injecting
you get that nasty tuna smelling piss, orangish brownish yellow
blood marks on your boxers which now turned color and look like shit stains
how your friend can't feel your "awesome pumps" when he works out with you and then you realize he's not on anything
your balls turn into peanuts, and you feel like shit cause when your girl reaches under when your hittin it doggy style she begins to laugh and so do you
you have trouble reaching around and wiping your ass and your not even pumped up
you get off on the pain when injecting
you get that nasty tuna smelling piss, orangish brownish yellow
blood marks on your boxers which now turned color and look like shit stains
how your friend can't feel your "awesome pumps" when he works out with you and then you realize he's not on anything
your balls turn into peanuts, and you feel like shit cause when your girl reaches under when your hittin it doggy style she begins to laugh and so do you
Ercole
New member
Really?
Saltyolpirate, it seems to me if you really have mongoloid children, you would know it's Down's Syndrome -- not down syndrome. In any case, I don't think it's real great for those of us who were lucky enough to be born healthy and whole (no matter what we may be doing to ourselves now) to make fun of those who weren't. We can find something betterto joke about, can't we? :-}
Saltyolpirate, it seems to me if you really have mongoloid children, you would know it's Down's Syndrome -- not down syndrome. In any case, I don't think it's real great for those of us who were lucky enough to be born healthy and whole (no matter what we may be doing to ourselves now) to make fun of those who weren't. We can find something betterto joke about, can't we? :-}
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ryker77
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When searching for an apartment your main thought is the drive time to and from the gym.
When all your friends girlfriends/ wives flurt and rub on you.
You walk down the middle of the shopping center and watch people get out of your way.
On your divorce paperwork for montly budget you have over 30% of your income going to gym fees, supplements, gear, and gear supplies.
When all your friends girlfriends/ wives flurt and rub on you.
You walk down the middle of the shopping center and watch people get out of your way.
On your divorce paperwork for montly budget you have over 30% of your income going to gym fees, supplements, gear, and gear supplies.
FreakMonster
New member
BUMP, Here are some oldies
You spend all your X-mas money that was supposed to be used to buy gifts for other people on juice for yourself.
You schedule your college courses around your eating and lifting schedules.
Also when you are sweeping and start to feel a little burn, so you switch arms to make sure you work both sides evenly
Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, you leave him some winny and T3 and tell him to get his fat ass in shape!
I curled a chair a bunch of times before a girl came to my dorm room
When you find small portions of blood in your testosterone stream
You "think" your to sick to work out but you go in anyway and set new personal best on the sqat or some other movement happend more than once
When someone says to you "do you go to the taning bed during the winter" You laugh it off and say no its "natural" "JAUNDICE"
When you're proud to have thrown up on the gym floor, but then get pissed because you probably wasted a bunch of carbs.
Or how about you puke after a set, and get pissed off because you are on a timed routine, and you just went over the allowed time between sets.
Instead of having a cup of pen and pencils on your desk you just have a cup on pen caps
You want to kill your substitute spotter cuz he touched the bar.....
When you bring, premixed protein shakes, glutamine, and multi vits, and four tuna sandwiches to work because you have to work for 8 hrs.
When you name your dog Primo
When you put amps and needles into your kids stockings for christmas
When you upset you didn't puke after leg day
When buying a house the main factor is how close it is to the gym.
When you pick the dog up from the vet and ask if the have something to help with his growth .... didn't work
When you try and get your dad to have the vet give some EQ to his horses... didn't work
Can't sleep at night and start doing crunches in your bed till you're tired!
When you are sitting at dinner at your sister inlaws and she is discussing how the Dr. put her on "a drug called clomid" and you spit water out of your mouth in disbelief. (happened to me)
When you have a blender sitting next to the filing cabinet thats full /of protien drinks and bars at your office.
When your taking your daily injections and it takes 4 full 3cc syringes
When you are afraid to walk to class cuase it might be over training
When you wont have sex with girlfriend for same reason as above
When you max out all your credit card because you bough juice and used western union then you grew so much you had to buy all new clothes
You chew off the calluses on your palms....
When you can either pay bills and eat or buy juice and run up the credit card even more on groceries and you always
seem to do the latter.
When you have been scammed 3 times in a row but you just keep buying
I would add you know your hardcore, when you've hidden so much gear in your place that you can't remember where you put some of it. . .
When it's time for a winter flu shot and you beg the doc to let you
shoot it yourself in the quad.
When you can't seem to ever get the smell of rev-b off you fingers
When you tell the dentist to aspirate for the Novocane.
You tried to snort Fina and Creatine To get a better pump.
When you spend hours in front of the mirror popping zits.
When sitting at a red light makes you want to kill someone.
You loose a pawn on you chess bourd and substitute it with a sus amp.
When the size of your arms becomes more important than the size of your genitals.
...when you piss on a tree and the next day its 3 times bigger
When you piss in a cup and drink it thinking.."well it should not be so bad on my liver the second time through!!"
WHEN YOU GO OUT TO BUY FOOD AND THINK HOW MANY AMPS OF SUST YOU JUST COULD HAVE BOUGHT
When sticking a pin full of juice in your ass is as much of a daily
routine as taking a shower and brushing your teeth
"When you take shots with the bros, it's vodka for them and winny for you."
When you start putting the kid to bed real early because your dying to get stuck and you don't want him to see all the bottles on the kitchen table
When you grunt while taking a shit and your liver falls out...
You have to wear makeup to cover the yellowness under the eyes from jaundice
You have a bench press competition at the reception
Get thrown out cause you had a bench press shirt on under your tux
Your 5 year old son has a bigger set of balls than you do...
Tax money goes to that last spring bulk cycle(and you fuckers know this one is true...heh heh heh)
You send Christmas cards to your sources, but not your in-laws
You only answer if someone calls you by your eltiefitness board profile name
You give your entire family profile names
Your children get pop quizes on the effects of deca vs test...extra reps if they fail!!!
You actually think your dick has gotten bigger when on test, but it's because your nuts have gotten to small to see....heh heh heh....small potatoes make the steak look bigger...eh!!!
...when you go to the doctor and get pissed when he tells you they found blood in your blood test.
You know your hardcore when you get pissed and your cloths start to rip (except for your pants) and you turn green and call yourself the hulk.
When your mom sends out to get juice you comeback with sust250, deca, and d-bol and slaps you because you forgot clomids and novas hahahahah
when you wake up a night cuddling with a needle and your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor.
Or when your friends start calling you pinn cushion
Or when you go to tj and your friends go check out the women and yous stand in front of the pharmcies and vet checking out gear.
Or when you make dinner you sprink d-bol on your food for a better taste.
Or when you give your baby son an amp of sust to suck on instead of a bottle heheheheeh
when your at a restaurant and get pissed beacause the only juice that they served was apple, grape and cranberry.
When you take your protein with you on dates!
When you take a bag of groceries, a gallon of milk and 2 ziploc bags full of protein to work with you every morning. (people make fun of me!)
6 out of the 7 days in the week, u walk with a limp because of all the damn injections.
...the empty tuna can on top of your MuscleMag is filled with syringe wrappers, used needles, alcohol swabs, and empty
vials of deca.
When you actually give up partying/drinking because you don't want to be weaker on chest day.
Or when you go to buy all your shirts at Kids R Us.
When the day after squatting you feel intitled to skip the University garage and half-mile walk to class, parking instead in a handicapped spot.
You have a dog named "Met-Rx."
When you schedule leg day the day after your softball league so you will be able to run by the next game.
You skip your last class of the day so you have enough time to work out before going to work.
When you visit chat board with all kind of messed up people, just to get some advice on how to drink winny
When you skip the 2 morning classes just to get the 10 hours of sleep...
When you're about to let go a huge protein fart and you ask those around you for their preference...."Egg or Tuna? Call the ball!"
When you are in the bathroom at work flexing in the mirror and a coworker walks in and you try to play it off like you are just checking to see if your shirt is tucked in ok.
When someone buys you a shirt that's too big you take it as a compliment.
When you can't afford to pay bills or rent, but somehow manage to fork over $1000/month on food, supplements, and gear.
When you dont want to cut the grass cuz its too much cardio or..when your are having problems wiping your ass cuz your lats are too fuckin' big
When you constantly write down cycles for your dog, cause you want him to look more like you. (I've done this so many
times)
You where t-shirts in the winter and sweaters or long sleeves in the summer (to keep your tan even)
You buy your grandma wrist straps for Christmas.
You reach down to tie your shoes but can't because your humongous Quads are in the way
When you'll make your girlfriend wait 3 months to see you because you're not in the shape you want to be in. how about....u know ur a BB when you go to see the doc and he wants to give u a shot and u tell him to shoot in the right delt cuz thats next in rotation
When you take it up the ass to buy gear...
When you date fat bitches cause they will feed you more
When someone asks what day is it and you answer with a bodypart
When your daughter is named Arnold.
You spend all your X-mas money that was supposed to be used to buy gifts for other people on juice for yourself.
You schedule your college courses around your eating and lifting schedules.
Also when you are sweeping and start to feel a little burn, so you switch arms to make sure you work both sides evenly
Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, you leave him some winny and T3 and tell him to get his fat ass in shape!
I curled a chair a bunch of times before a girl came to my dorm room
When you find small portions of blood in your testosterone stream
You "think" your to sick to work out but you go in anyway and set new personal best on the sqat or some other movement happend more than once
When someone says to you "do you go to the taning bed during the winter" You laugh it off and say no its "natural" "JAUNDICE"
When you're proud to have thrown up on the gym floor, but then get pissed because you probably wasted a bunch of carbs.
Or how about you puke after a set, and get pissed off because you are on a timed routine, and you just went over the allowed time between sets.
Instead of having a cup of pen and pencils on your desk you just have a cup on pen caps
You want to kill your substitute spotter cuz he touched the bar.....
When you bring, premixed protein shakes, glutamine, and multi vits, and four tuna sandwiches to work because you have to work for 8 hrs.
When you name your dog Primo
When you put amps and needles into your kids stockings for christmas
When you upset you didn't puke after leg day
When buying a house the main factor is how close it is to the gym.
When you pick the dog up from the vet and ask if the have something to help with his growth .... didn't work
When you try and get your dad to have the vet give some EQ to his horses... didn't work
Can't sleep at night and start doing crunches in your bed till you're tired!
When you are sitting at dinner at your sister inlaws and she is discussing how the Dr. put her on "a drug called clomid" and you spit water out of your mouth in disbelief. (happened to me)
When you have a blender sitting next to the filing cabinet thats full /of protien drinks and bars at your office.
When your taking your daily injections and it takes 4 full 3cc syringes
When you are afraid to walk to class cuase it might be over training
When you wont have sex with girlfriend for same reason as above
When you max out all your credit card because you bough juice and used western union then you grew so much you had to buy all new clothes
You chew off the calluses on your palms....
When you can either pay bills and eat or buy juice and run up the credit card even more on groceries and you always
seem to do the latter.
When you have been scammed 3 times in a row but you just keep buying
I would add you know your hardcore, when you've hidden so much gear in your place that you can't remember where you put some of it. . .
When it's time for a winter flu shot and you beg the doc to let you
shoot it yourself in the quad.
When you can't seem to ever get the smell of rev-b off you fingers
When you tell the dentist to aspirate for the Novocane.
You tried to snort Fina and Creatine To get a better pump.
When you spend hours in front of the mirror popping zits.
When sitting at a red light makes you want to kill someone.
You loose a pawn on you chess bourd and substitute it with a sus amp.
When the size of your arms becomes more important than the size of your genitals.
...when you piss on a tree and the next day its 3 times bigger
When you piss in a cup and drink it thinking.."well it should not be so bad on my liver the second time through!!"
WHEN YOU GO OUT TO BUY FOOD AND THINK HOW MANY AMPS OF SUST YOU JUST COULD HAVE BOUGHT
When sticking a pin full of juice in your ass is as much of a daily
routine as taking a shower and brushing your teeth
"When you take shots with the bros, it's vodka for them and winny for you."
When you start putting the kid to bed real early because your dying to get stuck and you don't want him to see all the bottles on the kitchen table
When you grunt while taking a shit and your liver falls out...
You have to wear makeup to cover the yellowness under the eyes from jaundice
You have a bench press competition at the reception
Get thrown out cause you had a bench press shirt on under your tux
Your 5 year old son has a bigger set of balls than you do...
Tax money goes to that last spring bulk cycle(and you fuckers know this one is true...heh heh heh)
You send Christmas cards to your sources, but not your in-laws
You only answer if someone calls you by your eltiefitness board profile name
You give your entire family profile names
Your children get pop quizes on the effects of deca vs test...extra reps if they fail!!!
You actually think your dick has gotten bigger when on test, but it's because your nuts have gotten to small to see....heh heh heh....small potatoes make the steak look bigger...eh!!!
...when you go to the doctor and get pissed when he tells you they found blood in your blood test.
You know your hardcore when you get pissed and your cloths start to rip (except for your pants) and you turn green and call yourself the hulk.
When your mom sends out to get juice you comeback with sust250, deca, and d-bol and slaps you because you forgot clomids and novas hahahahah
when you wake up a night cuddling with a needle and your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor.
Or when your friends start calling you pinn cushion
Or when you go to tj and your friends go check out the women and yous stand in front of the pharmcies and vet checking out gear.
Or when you make dinner you sprink d-bol on your food for a better taste.
Or when you give your baby son an amp of sust to suck on instead of a bottle heheheheeh
when your at a restaurant and get pissed beacause the only juice that they served was apple, grape and cranberry.
When you take your protein with you on dates!
When you take a bag of groceries, a gallon of milk and 2 ziploc bags full of protein to work with you every morning. (people make fun of me!)
6 out of the 7 days in the week, u walk with a limp because of all the damn injections.
...the empty tuna can on top of your MuscleMag is filled with syringe wrappers, used needles, alcohol swabs, and empty
vials of deca.
When you actually give up partying/drinking because you don't want to be weaker on chest day.
Or when you go to buy all your shirts at Kids R Us.
When the day after squatting you feel intitled to skip the University garage and half-mile walk to class, parking instead in a handicapped spot.
You have a dog named "Met-Rx."
When you schedule leg day the day after your softball league so you will be able to run by the next game.
You skip your last class of the day so you have enough time to work out before going to work.
When you visit chat board with all kind of messed up people, just to get some advice on how to drink winny
When you skip the 2 morning classes just to get the 10 hours of sleep...
When you're about to let go a huge protein fart and you ask those around you for their preference...."Egg or Tuna? Call the ball!"
When you are in the bathroom at work flexing in the mirror and a coworker walks in and you try to play it off like you are just checking to see if your shirt is tucked in ok.
When someone buys you a shirt that's too big you take it as a compliment.
When you can't afford to pay bills or rent, but somehow manage to fork over $1000/month on food, supplements, and gear.
When you dont want to cut the grass cuz its too much cardio or..when your are having problems wiping your ass cuz your lats are too fuckin' big
When you constantly write down cycles for your dog, cause you want him to look more like you. (I've done this so many
times)
You where t-shirts in the winter and sweaters or long sleeves in the summer (to keep your tan even)
You buy your grandma wrist straps for Christmas.
You reach down to tie your shoes but can't because your humongous Quads are in the way
When you'll make your girlfriend wait 3 months to see you because you're not in the shape you want to be in. how about....u know ur a BB when you go to see the doc and he wants to give u a shot and u tell him to shoot in the right delt cuz thats next in rotation
When you take it up the ass to buy gear...
When you date fat bitches cause they will feed you more
When someone asks what day is it and you answer with a bodypart
When your daughter is named Arnold.
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Sassy69
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- when its not "lunchtime" but rather "time for Meal #2"
- when u keep extra single serving tuna, mustard & oatmeal with a supply of plastic forks in your desk
- when you pack enough gym clothes for your whole business trip, select your hotel based on proximity to the nearest Gold's Gym and availability of a small refrigerator & microwave, pack protein mix & l-glutamine in pre-measured ziploc baggies, emergency single serving tuna cans, cartons of egg whites & a bag of frozen broccoli in 2 soft-side coolers that can be packed into your carry-on bag for the flight, along with your lifting gloves & tennis shoes in case they lose your luggage on the way there.
- when u keep extra single serving tuna, mustard & oatmeal with a supply of plastic forks in your desk
- when you pack enough gym clothes for your whole business trip, select your hotel based on proximity to the nearest Gold's Gym and availability of a small refrigerator & microwave, pack protein mix & l-glutamine in pre-measured ziploc baggies, emergency single serving tuna cans, cartons of egg whites & a bag of frozen broccoli in 2 soft-side coolers that can be packed into your carry-on bag for the flight, along with your lifting gloves & tennis shoes in case they lose your luggage on the way there.
horsePOWER
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oh man this has been one great thread
how bout when ur at a party and all ur friends are munchin on a spoonfull of peanut butter cause their tweaked but u got one for that last bit of protien for the night.
how bout when ur at a party and all ur friends are munchin on a spoonfull of peanut butter cause their tweaked but u got one for that last bit of protien for the night.
when asked what you do at work you tell them you test out the "elite fitness website" to make sure its up and running
your fidge consists of bags full of 100 or more chicken breats marinating (which will last like 4 days)
The local hospital in your area comes to you b/c they ran out of thier supply of syringes...
your girl friend gets used to all the prtotien shake dutch ovens you have given her.
every time you visit your little cousins, nieces, or nephews, you insist on having them hang on your arms for a nice set of 10.
You give your dog weekly injections just so that when he wants to play with his pull toy, he has enough strength to give you a good bicep workout.
when people at the gym know what equipment you were just on b/c you leave at least one skid mark behind.
when your answer to everyones problems is "just inject"
lemme think of some more
h19
your fidge consists of bags full of 100 or more chicken breats marinating (which will last like 4 days)
The local hospital in your area comes to you b/c they ran out of thier supply of syringes...
your girl friend gets used to all the prtotien shake dutch ovens you have given her.
every time you visit your little cousins, nieces, or nephews, you insist on having them hang on your arms for a nice set of 10.
You give your dog weekly injections just so that when he wants to play with his pull toy, he has enough strength to give you a good bicep workout.
when people at the gym know what equipment you were just on b/c you leave at least one skid mark behind.
when your answer to everyones problems is "just inject"
lemme think of some more
h19
Lord_Suston
New member
You start calling everyone "Yo Bro"
When someone gets a cold and asks what medicine to take you grap some Test Suspension, and Halotestin.
You put your residensy at the same address as the gym....
You get more calls at the gym than at home....
Your girl get excited when your dick works cause its been 8 weeks since she got some....
You size up every pro-wrestler and try to tell what gear they are on...... and bet on it with friends.....
When someone gets a cold and asks what medicine to take you grap some Test Suspension, and Halotestin.
You put your residensy at the same address as the gym....
You get more calls at the gym than at home....
Your girl get excited when your dick works cause its been 8 weeks since she got some....
You size up every pro-wrestler and try to tell what gear they are on...... and bet on it with friends.....
TheChemist
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When you bring a cement mixer into the kitchen cause the blender wore out.
You buy liquid egg white by the gallon intended for baking and use the to make 3lb blocks of egg 4 times a day
A friend mentions the word "SOY" and you attempt to kill him while ranting about phytoestrogens
Your girlfriend crys and begs you not to go to the gym
your girlfriend weighs 105lbs, you weight 225 and can hold her off the ground at full arms lenght while having sex
You throw the barrels to all you syringes out because they have turkey basters on sale at the dollar store
You give a report to the steriod lab people who employ you "Yo Bro, I injectdd ythe rats but they didnt get any bigger (mean while I have gained 40 lbs) and like so I ate them cuz I ran out of metrx"
You refer to your mom as "Bro"
Your grandma calls you by your elitefitness name
You get 12 or more vetrinary cataqlogs a week
All sex is angry sex (you just dont know any other way on a test cycle)
You consider "hungry" an emotion
You buy liquid egg white by the gallon intended for baking and use the to make 3lb blocks of egg 4 times a day
A friend mentions the word "SOY" and you attempt to kill him while ranting about phytoestrogens
Your girlfriend crys and begs you not to go to the gym
your girlfriend weighs 105lbs, you weight 225 and can hold her off the ground at full arms lenght while having sex
You throw the barrels to all you syringes out because they have turkey basters on sale at the dollar store
You give a report to the steriod lab people who employ you "Yo Bro, I injectdd ythe rats but they didnt get any bigger (mean while I have gained 40 lbs) and like so I ate them cuz I ran out of metrx"
You refer to your mom as "Bro"
Your grandma calls you by your elitefitness name
You get 12 or more vetrinary cataqlogs a week
All sex is angry sex (you just dont know any other way on a test cycle)
You consider "hungry" an emotion
You know your hardcore when...
Your sister asks why you have blood on the back of your boxers and you have to convince her that you have really bad hemroids!!
SIDE NOTE: LMFAO!..post like this make Elite what it is. Too fucking funny....If it wasn't for this site we would feel like we were all alone, but knowing there is this many crazy people out there makes us feel sane.
M56M
Your sister asks why you have blood on the back of your boxers and you have to convince her that you have really bad hemroids!!
SIDE NOTE: LMFAO!..post like this make Elite what it is. Too fucking funny....If it wasn't for this site we would feel like we were all alone, but knowing there is this many crazy people out there makes us feel sane.
M56M
-When you jump into a car belonging to a friend of a friend, and you open a can of tuna and eat it totally ignoring his angry stares.
-When you get really mad at your girlfriend because she keeps you from hitting the gym at the exact time the ephedrine kicks in.
-When you brush your teeth, jerk off, and even try to write notes using alternating hands, gotta think about symmetry....
-When you get really mad at your girlfriend because she keeps you from hitting the gym at the exact time the ephedrine kicks in.
-When you brush your teeth, jerk off, and even try to write notes using alternating hands, gotta think about symmetry....
-{ GODZILLABOL }-
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You know your hardcore when you are choosing your travel destination only in fonction of what juice is available there...
charlesatlas
New member
You know you are a hardcore
If a really hot babe asks you for sex and you think it over and reply,
"No, thanks, I'm training legs tomorrow."
If a really hot babe asks you for sex and you think it over and reply,
"No, thanks, I'm training legs tomorrow."
PerfectRep
New member
...when you drop food on the floor and pick it up and eat it because you're so stingy with your protein.
When you wear briefs instead of boxers so those damn vials don't fall down your legs as your walking across the border. (damn I hate when that happens)
When you learn to speak spanish so you can negotiate better with the vets.
When you gladly let your wife have shopping money so you look less conspicuos when you cross the border.
When you pull up your long shorts when you are doing leg extentions to see your quad muscles working.
When you learn to speak spanish so you can negotiate better with the vets.
When you gladly let your wife have shopping money so you look less conspicuos when you cross the border.
When you pull up your long shorts when you are doing leg extentions to see your quad muscles working.
PerfectRep said:
thats funny...lemme think of some more
you know your hardcore when
you start looking at what dog treats have the most crude protien in them..so if you run out of bars you could always snag a snack from your dog
you start pouring egg beaters on your cereal.
your girlfriend cant massage your shoulders anymore cause she cant fit her fingers between your traps and your head
you have to put your bed in the middle of the room..or sleep alone b/c you have to sleep with your arms out to the side being that your lats are so huge.
You have to tape neck ties to the front of your shirt cause they sure as hell arent going on the right way
you can sell your shit log as the new and improved met-rx bars.
if you don't eat at least every 3 hrs you get pissed and try to make use of the wasted time by doing crunches at your desk at work
When people in traffic start asking do you need a doctor when you are doing crunches while behind the wheel...and trying to work the obliques too.(now thats funny)
You put one of those machines in your car like stallone did in over the top.
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supertraps
New member
when you label your clothes on and off
You know you're hardcore when......you eat winny tabs and rest your head back with eyes closed and say "mmmmm good"
When you puke after a leg workout and pissed because there goes all your protein and carbs
When you're bored and find some Dbol tabs lying around the floor and pop them in
When you hide all your food from your family
When you're at the beach, fall down and cut yourself on the chest, to the point of having to go to the hospital and you're main concern is having to wear a shirt now
When you decide to shoot 500mg of sustanon just for the hec of it
When you're at a club and you tuck in your left hand under your right bicep to make it look bigger
When you puke after a leg workout and pissed because there goes all your protein and carbs
When you're bored and find some Dbol tabs lying around the floor and pop them in
When you hide all your food from your family
When you're at the beach, fall down and cut yourself on the chest, to the point of having to go to the hospital and you're main concern is having to wear a shirt now
When you decide to shoot 500mg of sustanon just for the hec of it
When you're at a club and you tuck in your left hand under your right bicep to make it look bigger
Bar Room Hero
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mikelong23 said:
I was gonna say the same thing. Strippers are there to boost everyone's self-esteem.
Lumberg
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You know you're hardcore when you have exhausted the supply of leftover disposable plates and utensils (from coworkers' baby showers, retirements, etc.) in the work pantry and you give up and keep your own plate, bowl, and a complete set of silverware in one of the cabinets for your 3-4 daily meals.
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ryker77
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supertraps said:
Oh so true.. got two sections of clothes in the closet.
-{ GODZILLABOL }-
New member
hahaha
This is the funniest thread i have seen in a long time!
Bump!
This is the funniest thread i have seen in a long time!
Bump!
bigAragorn
New member
classic!
b.A.
Dr.RobertBanner
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M56M said:
So true. Great thread!
Here we go...you know your hardcore when:
you've opened and eaten a can of tuna w/ a butter knife b/c that's all you had
you've got a "bulking" and "cutting" wardrobe
you clog the toilet EVERY time you take a shit
two hours and one minute after your last meal you suddenly become incredably hungry and mean
you've been dragged out of an "All you can eat buffet" (through double doors) after coming off your cutting diet/"carbing up"
You've gotten in trouble w/your mom at thanksgiving for eating more than half the turkey
you consume more than 2lbs of cottage cheese a day
you have more shaker cups than fingers and toes
people won't ride in a car w/ you w/o rolling the windows down for fear they'll be knocked out when you rip one
you spend half your waking hours on EF
you can identify with way too many of these posts
Keep em coming!!!
C
cbeaks
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You know you are hardcore when you are replacing your toilet seat that you have broken for a third time on a bulking cycle. - cbeaks
PaPaPumPPP
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You know you're hardcore when you can not make it across the border without getting searched.
Ercole
New member
You know you're hardcore when you're diagnosed with liver cancer and you say, "Great! That should really help me get ripped!"
Seriously, I knew I was hardcore at the opera two nights ago when I had to spend the entire performance with my arms crossed in front of me. Otherwise my elbows end up in the laps of the people to my right and left.
The one to my right was pretty cute, but I didn't think jabbing her with my elbow would make a very good impression ...
Seriously, I knew I was hardcore at the opera two nights ago when I had to spend the entire performance with my arms crossed in front of me. Otherwise my elbows end up in the laps of the people to my right and left.
The one to my right was pretty cute, but I didn't think jabbing her with my elbow would make a very good impression ...
