you gotta wonder about blow jobs

[Zirakzigil]

i already said that. ive heard it before, but when i looked it up i didnt see it in websters, and for having your knowledge, you sure are slow. it must have taken you years to understand the stuff you talk about.

You've been consistently unclear and obfuscatory throughout this thread. Seriously, how much do you read per week? EF and nothing else?

 

[spongebob]

You've been consistently unclear and obfuscatory throughout this thread. Seriously, how much do you read per week? EF and nothing else?

yes.

but are you still confused?

 

[KAYNE]

Yes, that was me. I'm as gay as you are, apparently.

Why do you always type in all caps?

A SIMPLE "YES" WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. THAT QUESTION WAS MEANT TO ILLICIT A ONE WORD RESPONSE.

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR TWO REASONS:

1. CUZ IT MAKES IT EASIER SO I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZING CERTAIN WORDS. THERE ARE MANY IDIOTS ON HERE WHO TRY TO GIVE GRAMMER LESSONS. I KNOW GRAMMER, I JUST DONT LIKE TO WORRY ABOUT IT UNLESS I HAVE TO!!! ON THE NET, I DONT HAVE TO!!!

2. BECAUSE I CAN!!! GET IT SPARKY? GOOD!!! THX FOR YOUR TIME.


KAYNE

 

[Zirakzigil]

A SIMPLE "YES" WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. THAT QUESTION WAS MEANT TO ILLICIT A ONE WORD RESPONSE.

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR TWO REASONS:

1. CUZ IT MAKES IT EASIER SO I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZING CERTAIN WORDS. THERE ARE MANY IDIOTS ON HERE WHO TRY TO GIVE GRAMMER LESSONS. I KNOW GRAMMER, I JUST DONT LIKE TO WORRY ABOUT IT UNLESS I HAVE TO!!! ON THE NET, I DONT HAVE TO!!!

2. BECAUSE I CAN!!! GET IT SPARKY? GOOD!!! THX FOR YOUR TIME.


KAYNE

1) What? Why would you have to worry any less about grammar and punctuation when typing in all caps (ass opposed to, say, all lowercase)? Do people automatically assume you're a dimwit if you type like that?

2) Great answer! I can beat the fuck out of my girlfriend - should I?

 

[KAYNE]

1) What? Why would you have to worry any less about grammar and punctuation when typing in all caps (ass opposed to, say, all lowercase)? Do people automatically assume you're a dimwit if you type like that?

2) Great answer! I can beat the fuck out of my girlfriend - should I?

1. YOU'D BE SUPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL TRY TO CORRECT SOMEONE ON HERE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF DOING IT. I HAVE BEEN, AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO, TYPING IN ALL CAPS SINCE I REGISTERED HERE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

2. I DIDNT SAY B/C I "SHOULD", I SAID B/C I "CAN". YOU SHOULD NOT DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO. YOU COULD SCREW A 15 YEAR OLD, BUT SHOULD YOU??? SEE MY POINT SPARKY???



KAYNE

 

[PlateheadJim]

Ahhhh, Reminiscing....

This just reminds me of the top blow job queens I have had served a load or two to... Let's remember some of them, shall we?:

My Top 5

1 Tammy Hoover: That's right, her name was Tammy HOOVER and by god she meant it. She was a nice little 16 year old (about 4'10") but my huge cock would disappear in her mouth in no time.. She was born to vacum.. I still wonder to this day.. What happend to my little cleaner?

2 Trixie something or other: She blew me hands free, Christ I never had a bitch suck a load out without a little stroking until her!

3 Alexandria: Fucked up bitch, really fucked up bitch - but blowing was her hobby and passion..

4 Some doctors wife.. what's her face..: She would faithfully pick me up from my office at lunch and blow me with a smile as she licked up the last drop.. Too bad she moved away..

5 A nice young college chick - I'm terrible with names: She was the daughter of a co-manager where I work.. She loved to see me smile..

 

[Burncycle360]

If I recall correctly:

Blowjobs became popular worldwide in WWI, when american/british soldiers were in france and it was one of the most popular things the french girls did 4 money.