you gotta wonder about blow jobs

[Zirakzigil]

Who was the first person to suck a dick? How long ago did it happen? Why did they do it? Can you imagine famous historical figures getting their dicks sucked? Henry VIII: "If it please thee, sucketh my organ of pleasure.". Julius Caesar "Svck my dickvs" Jesus "Thou shalt suck my dick"

 

[naturally anabolic]

feel free to put all these inate thoughts into a book so that i may not purchease it and thus cause you to be a failure

 

[Zirakzigil]

I believe you meant 'inane' and 'purchase'?

 

[danielson]

i remeber reading somewhere people think it originated in arabian areas, when they saw animals licking each other gentials and thought 'worth a punt i guess'

 

[Zirakzigil]

i remeber reading somewhere people think it originated in arabian areas, when they saw animals licking each other gentials and thought 'worth a punt i guess'

I will shake that lone voyeur's hand!

 

[Taps]

I bet Eve was slurpin' Adams shlong way before that snake came into the picture.

And if she wasn't doing it before, she damn well should have been doing it after.

She got both of 'em kicked out of paradice - at the very least she could blow him a few dozen times.

 

[danielson]

I bet Eve was slurpin' Adams shlong way before that snake came into the picture.

And if she wasn't doing it before, she damn well should have been doing it after.

She got both of 'em kicked out of paradice - at the very least she could blow him a few dozen times.

$10 says she blamed him

 

[Zirakzigil]

I bet Eve was slurpin' Adams shlong way before that snake came into the picture.

And if she wasn't doing it before, she damn well should have been doing it after.

She got both of 'em kicked out of paradice - at the very least she could blow him a few dozen times.

Yeah, but Jesus was the one to refine the blow job. And of course y'all know how Mary Magdalene liked it...

 

[spongebob]

I believe you meant 'inane' and 'purchase'?

I believe you meant "innane". bwahahaha.

p.s. look up innane and tell me what you find.

 

[Zirakzigil]

I believe you meant "innane". bwahahaha.

p.s. look up innane and tell me what you find.

innane is not a word. inane is its proper spelling. There is a word innate, but that would make no sense in the context.