You find out the girl you're dating is a VIRGIN.....

[drm]

First of all we assume I'm attracted to her:

Then I'd have to ask why:

If she's really religious and is saving herself for marriage then I'm out. Quickly.

If she just hasn't met the right guy and is somewhat particular with whom she sleeps with then I'm in (so to speak).

If she's frigid and simply isn't that interested in sex then I'm way out. I can't be with someone who finds sex dirty. I've done it and I'm not going back. Bleh.

As far as whether or not virginity turns me on or not, frankly I couldn't give a shit about someone's sexual history provided they don't make a habit of sleeping with IV drug users without protection.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

marry her

 

[Smokescreen]

I went to see a comedian this past Saturday. He said, how come these terrorists want to die? So that they can get 7 virgins waiting for them in heaven? Fuck that! Everytime I would stick my dick in them, all they would say is..."Oh..it hurst oh".

He then said..."7 Virgins?! Fuck that! Give me 7 Hoes!!!

 

[mustang_00]

hahaha why do chicks do that??? "i'm a virgin and i'm saving myself.... but you can fuck me in the ass" i've heard that more than once and some girl who was spitting game that she was a virgin was outside getting tossed up on the driveway of a party. turns out that was her line at every party.

 

[Smokescreen]

hahaha why do chicks do that??? "i'm a virgin and i'm saving myself.... but you can fuck me in the ass" i've heard that more than once and some girl who was spitting game that she was a virgin was outside getting tossed up on the driveway of a party. turns out that was her line at every party.

That's because....

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

 

[mustang_00]

i found that cd the other day in my car. fuckin old school!!!

 

[izap1]

i'm talking about a true virgin, someone who hasn't had oral sex either(giving nor receiving)

 

[Smokescreen]

i'm talking about a true virgin, someone who hasn't had oral sex either(giving nor receiving)

Ummm.....hmmm. Nah! I would drop her. What for? Why go backwards in life for?

Fuck a virgin?! Why? Fuck a hoe?! FUCK YEAH!!! Virgins are for needle dicks.

 

[all the whey]

She's lying.

Oh. And, she is cheating on you.

 

[izap1]

^why does it have to seem so impossible for a true virgin to surface in this earth huh??

Besides i'm speakin hypothetically regarding the topic at hand...