You are gonna want to read this one.. sex life update!

[Lestat]

Well, you've gone from one extreme to another.

Let us know when you're just Lestat again.

Awwww....

I'm just looking for shit to fill my free time... satisfy my sexual desires... fill the fucking void.. I know that this won't do it.. but it helps some.

 

[the nature boy]

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and
Take my picture to show all the people you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and
Take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and
Watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

Oh I feel so humiliated.
I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but
Now I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. Ohhhh.
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

LMFAO @ Take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Classic.....

 

[galaxy]

How any man manages dating more than one girl at a time still blows my mind.

 

[Lestat]

How any man manages dating more than one girl at a time still blows my mind.

Its a new thing for me... but its not that hard at first... I only see someone 1 time a week.. 2 tops... so that's just 2-4 dates a week.

 

[velvett]

How any man manages dating more than one girl at a time still blows my mind.

Werd.

NICE AVATAR BTW

Damn.
GRRRRRRR

 

[Lestat]

Werd.

NICE AVATAR BTW

Damn.
GRRRRRRR

I think you can tell from my posts.. I prefer to have one woman I can pour all of my love and energies into....

 

[Smurfy]

well, wow. that's a hell of an evening you had there. LOL

HOT.

 

[Cornobbled]

Dude. That is awesome. There is nothing wrong with some noncommittal sex. Screw what everyone else thinks. We are sexually adventurous and it is a blast. More power to you. Karma from me and kisses from the ms. She is going to get it just like you described. We have a game we play where if we read a story, watch a movie, or hear someone talk about stuff that we go back and role play it and do the same thing. Doggie style and ass lickin for Cnob. Take care bro.

 

[canadianhitman]

Dude....I'm so happy for ya! After reading your mopy-ass posts a couple of weeks back, I'd have never expected this. Keep up the good work.