Ya'lls partner get pissed when you jerk off alone?

[AAP]

Mine does. Boy he throws a fit. (Hence the reason I am hiding out in the office on the net now).

Hey, I was bored.

And I ain't posting this on Between the Sheets because those weirdos over there would be asking for pics and shit.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Well....my partner is my partner when I amuse myself so there is seldom a problem senor.

 

[WarriorPL]

so you jerk off at the office? hmm

 

[Buddy_Christ]

been a few nights she's said "yeah, i know, you're gonna go do whatever you're gonna do...i'm going to bed." really pisses her off though, especially if i'm watching porn or looking at pics of women while doing it.

 

[FISHTALES]

acts like it doesn't bother her, but it does

 

[Nathan]

I don't have a partner. How come nobody loves me? Maybe it's because everybody else is stupid. I suppose it's probably my own fault. I'm too picky. In my defense though, if you were as pretty as I am - and let me assure you that you are not - it would be dificult for you as well to find a member of the opposite sex that even comes close to matching your perfection. Please note that you are not perfect and that only I am perfect in every way possible. I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now. I don't even have to be naked to turn myself on. The mere sight of my chiseled features does it for me. Okay, that's probably plenty. I'll shut up now.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now.

do like i do....start humping your own leg. amusement for hours there.

 

[Lumberg]

when else would I jack off?

 

[MaGilicuti]

masterbating is normal human behavior

 

[Testosterone boy]

masterbating is normal human behavior

Huh....I'll have to give it a try someday then since it is normal and all.