WTF is it with fgts & Range Rovers

[bigbassturd]

I want to kill every single fucking person in this thread

 

[Faizakafez]

It's only douchy if you get out and your wearing a velvet track suit and a giant gold chain around your neck!

PS...I'm from Georgetown

lol Georgetown sound familiar- not sure why?

around Milton/ Orangeville??

I'm a TO kid- born and raised in etobicoke- I work out in Brampton though

 

[bigbassturd]

Fuck canada

I do like that movie Canadian Bacon though

 

[Faizakafez]

Fuck canada

I do like that movie Canadian Bacon though

lol, we get killed on liquor here.. crazy the price of alcohol here.

 

[bigbassturd]

How did you know I was drinking?

 

[-SD-]

How did you know I was drinking?

because you live in east texas

 

[caligirl85]

How did you know I was drinking?

Haven't you been drunk for about 3 months now??

 

[-SD-]

Haven't you been drunk for about 3 months now??

bigbass makes moonshine in the secluded pine forests on the outskirts of East Texas Sundown Towns.

 

[Faizakafez]

bigbass makes moonshine in the secluded pine forests on the outskirts of East Texas Sundown Towns.

This blows

 

[-SD-]

This blows

East Texas moonshine is high quality
how dare you make disparaging remarks

 

[Faizakafez]

East Texas moonshine is high quality
how dare you make disparaging remarks

lawless good movie

 

[bigbassturd]

bigbass makes moonshine in the secluded pine forests on the outskirts of East Texas Sundown Towns.

fuckin right

Orange slice flavor this go-round

Today's lunch break nearly turned into a lynch break hahahahaha

 

[bigbassturd]

lawless good movie

fuck that fgt ass movie. East TX shine is the real deal ngr

 

[-SD-]

fuckin right

Orange slice flavor this go-round

Today's lunch break nearly turned into a lynch break hahahahaha

can i get my ass to mars before the sun goes down?

 

[wootoom]

Texans are pussies

 

[Faizakafez]

bagged milk ftw

 

[caligirl85]

lol Georgetown sound familiar- not sure why?

around Milton/ Orangeville??

I'm a TO kid- born and raised in etobicoke- I work out in Brampton though

Next to Brampton

 

[-SD-]

Texans are pussies

we got all the guns

 

[caligirl85]

we got all the guns

and the express lane to death row!

 

[-SD-]

and the express lane to death row!

its faster if you break into our homes

 

[bigbassturd]

My door is not locked to protect me. It's locked to protect you.

 

[wootoom]

I like these tough guy Texas attitudes...i would fucking rip all your heads off

 

[-SD-]

I like these tough guy Texas attitudes...i would fucking rip all your heads off

Youd rip dick

With my boomstick up your ass


We still robs?

 

[wootoom]

No

 

[caligirl85]

Lolol

 

[wootoom]

Lololol

 

[-SD-]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[ha1a1]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Are your ovaries injured?

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[PICK3]

this thread has peen!

 

[caligirl85]

Texas vs the northern rig pigs?? What do you think woot?

They have guns though so that would about settle it. lol

 

[sexyMFer]

Pwnt!!

Woot has a hockey stick and ice skates though

 

[wootoom]

Pwnt!!

Woot has a hockey stick and ice skates though

Fuck ya brother!

 

[caligirl85]

Nothing like a cross check across the back of the head

 

[dabuffguy]

I hate everyone in this thread except ha1a1 and faizfagfez.

 

[Faizakafez]

Hi

 

[Faizakafez]

Woot buying a new stick

Any suggestions?

Have the synergy

 

[PICK3]

Woot buying a new stick

Any suggestions?

Have the synergy

any wood work to jam up your arse

 

[Faizakafez]

Sherwood lol 93

 

[wootoom]

Woot buying a new stick

Any suggestions?

Have the synergy

Warrior is the best by far

 

[dabuffguy]

Warrior is the best by far

Shove it up your butt.

 

[ha1a1]

I love my cock

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[wootoom]

I love my cock

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

Please leave you fucking poofta Aussie cock sucking piece of dingo shit

 

[ha1a1]

Please leave you fucking poofta Aussie cock sucking piece of dingo shit

Lol...A dingo stole my cock

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[digimon7068]

Nothing like a cross check across the back of the head

you like it rough? i never wood have guessed...will you marry me??

 

[caligirl85]

you like it rough? i never wood have guessed...will you marry me??

Lol I'm just full of surprises!

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol I'm just full of surprises!

guess who has been drinking again

 

[caligirl85]

guess who has been drinking again

Hahahahahaha

I can count on one hand the number of times I've drank this year. I've hit that magic stage of life where one drink makes me want to go sleep in a corner! Good times! Lol

 

[wootoom]

guess who has been drinking again

Java?

 

[WoodyO]

Me?

 

[-SD-]

Java?

Can I designated sober hours between 2:00PM-2:05PM CST?

 

[WoodyO]

Sobriety isn't all that great.

 

[wootoom]

Can I designated sober hours between 2:00PM-2:05PM CST?

Lol!!!!!

 

[digimon7068]

Hahahahahaha

I can count on one hand the number of times I've drank this year. I've hit that magic stage of life where one drink makes me want to go sleep in a corner! Good times! Lol

i can't count on one hand the number of times i drank this weekend hahaha

 

[digimon7068]

Not a hummer fan either. Every bald joose monkey in edmonton drives one

whuh? wait...what kinda hummer we talkin' aboot here, eh??

 

[PICK3]

I've hit that magic stage of life where one drink makes me want to go sleep in a corner!

wanna know wut one drink makes me want?

 

[WoodyO]

wanna know wut one drink makes me want?

Meaty cock?

 

[ha1a1]

wanna know wut one drink makes me want?

To find out how many reps of anal press you can do?

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[dabuffguy]

To find out how many reps of anal press you can do?

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

Stfu you dingo poof.

You fairy faggot.

 

[PICK3]

stfu you dingo poof.

You fairy faggot.

+1

 

[caligirl85]

Lol @ dingo poof

 

[ha1a1]

Stfu you dingo poof.

You fairy faggot.

Yeah at least we dont eat dogs you korean bulgoggi kebab fucker.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[PICK3]

Yeah at least we dont eat dogs you korean bulgoggi kebab fucker.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

Ummmmh ... he's Amish

 

[WoodyO]

Found out today that my daughters BF is a Mormon.

 

[miplank]

don't trust that fgt

 

[ha1a1]

Found out today that my daughters BF is a Mormon.

Nip it in the bud. Literally.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[C0LUMB0]

Found out today that my daughters BF is a Mormon.

Mormons have a penchant for buggery

 

[ha1a1]

There was a documentary shown that never aired in the US showing the group sex practices of murmans.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[caligirl85]

There was a documentary shown that never aired in the US showing the group sex practices of murmans.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

That's ridiculous....if he's a good Mormon boy he will respect your daughter and won't be trying to get in her pants.

 

[miplank]

that's a lie

 

[digimon7068]

that's a lie

 

[caligirl85]

Lol

 

[caligirl85]

I said iF and GOOD.. Key words there!

 

[digimon7068]

That's ridiculous....if he's a good Mormon boy he will respect your daughter and won't be trying to get in her pants.

i am bad
i am not a mooslim
i will try to get in your pants
and by "try"? i mean i "will" get in your pants

 

[nangiggles]

don't trust that fgt

No worries. If he's anything like dabuff she will die a virgin

 

[WoodyO]

He seems like a decent kid. He sits on my sofa and watches movies. I've never heard him swear or seen him paw at my daughter. I've never even seen him kiss her goodnight and I'm usually creepin' around outside in the dark when he comes and goes. He place with my six year old, and even helps him with that goddamn loom. I brought the kids home a pizza the other night and he wouldn't eat any when my daughter offered it to him. He waited until I specifically offered him some.

 

[sexyMFer]

He's g2g. I would've eaten your whole damn pizza

 

[WoodyO]

He's g2g. I would've eaten your whole damn pizza

He brings fresh baked chocolate chip cookies over every time he comes as well.

 

[caligirl85]

He sounds like a good Mormon boy! Which is a good thing as a father to a teenage daughter!

 

[WoodyO]

Well, technically she's 18 and already an adult. She's starting college soon and looking for an apartment of her own, so I'm not really too concerned.

 

[miplank]

I wouldn't trust anyone that wouldn't eat a piece of pizza

 

[miplank]

he's up to no good!

 

[ha1a1]

I wouldn't trust anyone that wouldn't eat a piece of pizza

Me neither. But you sound like a fagot the way you say it. You probably play the electric violin.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

 

[PICK3]

Me neither. But you sound like a fagot the way you say it. You probably play the electric violin.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

ha ha! Mitch bombed cuz you play the skin flute


When Pick3 plays the skin flute of Lestat, it sounds angelic.

Urban Dictionary: skin flute

 

[miplank]

ollololoo

 

[digimon7068]

Me neither. But you sound like a fagot the way you say it. You probably play the electric violin.

Sent from my GT-N7105T using EliteFitness

my daughter plays an acoustic/electric violin that cost me a shitload of money, fuckface...what's your point, abdul?

 

[nangiggles]

my daughter plays an acoustic/electric violin that cost me a shitload of money, fuckface...what's your point, abdul?

You proved his point, it's for girls

 

[miplank]

Nan, you have no idea wtf you're babbling about. Please fuck off.

 

[ha1a1]

my daughter plays an acoustic/electric violin that cost me a shitload of money, fuckface...what's your point, abdul?

LoL...just admit it..you dress in spandex and dance around playing it. It's cool...each to their own bro..no judgments here.

 

[digimon7068]

LoL...just admit it..you dress in spandex and dance around playing it. It's cool...each to their own bro..no judgments here.

i'm kinda creeped out by the idea of you sitting there thinking about me dancing around in tights, playing a violin...come out of the closet, abdul...you're among friends.





















































ps: i lied...everyone here thinks you're an asshole

 

[caligirl85]

i'm kinda creeped out by the idea of you sitting there thinking about me dancing around in tights, playing a violin...come out of the closet, abdul...you're among friends.











































































































ps: i lied...everyone here thinks you're an asshole

You'd probably look good in spandex though.

Can you dance??

 

[ha1a1]

i'm kinda creeped out by the idea of you sitting there thinking about me dancing around in tights, playing a violin...

LoL

 

[digimon7068]

You'd probably look good in spandex though.

Can you dance??

i'm excellent at the horizontal mambo

 

[PICK3]

I wouldn't trust anyone that wouldn't eat a piece of pizza

pizza = after birth on toast

 

[ha1a1]

pizza = after birth on toast

Hahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

I always eat the placenta

 

[WoodyO]

and fetus fajitas

 

[PICK3]

Hahahaha

olololololololol!

 

[wootoom]

ahahahaahahahahahahaha!!! NOT

 

[PICK3]

I'm jelly as fug of anyone that owns a Range Rover!

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm jelly as fug of anyone that owns a Range Rover!

Do you know why??

You're just jelly as fugg because you never amounted to any kind of measurable financial success and now you're a fat, middle aged queer and drive a shitty Toyota compact SUV.

Quit making threads about me or I'll really turn into an asshole.

Fuck off pick.