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WTF is it with Dumb Fuckers and Perfume?!!

musclemom

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Perfume or cologne fucking gags me, and I just frigging love it when people virutally leave puddles of the shit where ever they walk or on whatever they touch (just adore it when my hands stink after pushing a supermarket cart) ... my fucking cat had to get stitches out last night and apparently the tech who held her was of the "the cheaper the perfume the more you should use" school. 12 plus hours later and my cat still stinks like an old whore.

I'm considering dropping an anonymous complaint to the vet in the mail. Can't help but wonder if I think it stinks what the poor damned animals think.

I don't get it, smoking not cool, offends other people, smokers accept it. Tell someone their perfume makes you want to hurl and you're the asshole (yeah, I have told people their perfume was making me ill -- work situation, I couldn't get away but I was sneezing, coughing and miserable -- all they were was offended)
 
Seriously, how the hell do you get perfume off a cat when bathing them isn't an option?
 
miplank said:
febreeze the fuck out of the cat
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Jesus that shit smells about the same as this fucking perfume. I'm Googling homemade dry shampoo for cats ... pain in my ass.

I can't bathe her, she's still got some stitches in ...
 
bigbassturd said:
You should really do the humane thing and put her down
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She'll be dead within two years anyway, cancer. Surgery just bought us some more time with her.

She's a cool cat, good pet ... fuck anyone elses opinions of cats.
 
Strongbow said:
Nastyassnigga is a good bro

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In other words, another one of your alters.

Guess I'm going to have to start greening folks just so I can neg him, then :qt:
 
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Strongbow said:
It's not me honestly

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Yeah, like we've never heard that one before :FRlol:

I don't care if it's Spellwin himself, I'm gonna keep redding him until it bores me or I forget.
 
miplank said:
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Don't be too rough on him dude, I think he sort of ambled over here by accident. He's posted primarily on the juicer forums.
 
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bigbassturd said:
Driving a fuckin duramax is already about as bad as it gets
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Na, this is good, I only have to hit like 5 people to neg him so I'm kind of breaking even here as long as I hit him 110%
 
My buddy bought a duramax and his wife packed her shit and left him a note that said it was just best if they both started seeing other men
 
nastyassnigga said:
how can I facilitate the inevitable outcome of you putting your titties in my inbox?
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Holy shit, there's only like three people currently or formerly on this board that can both use and spell at least two of those words correctly.

Narrows down the alter origins, that's for sure.
 
Here ya go boys, have a good laugh: Until I googled it I thought Duramax was a condom brand.
 
I hate the smell of perfume and cologne. I didn't read the rest of the thread, so fuck everyone.

Oh, and I don't play dumb on EF. I really am dumb.
 
Arabs are the fucking worst cologne abusers in the history of things that have tried to disguise their smell. Man, you tell time by what cologne they are wearing? Polo? It after 4PM. Obsession? 7:15PM. I bet if they came in contact with an open flame they would flame up faster than cotton candy.
 
AAP said:
Arabs are the fucking worst cologne abusers in the history of things that have tried to disguise their smell. Man, you tell time by what cologne they are wearing? Polo? It after 4PM. Obsession? 7:15PM. I bet if they came in contact with an open flame they would flame up faster than cotton candy.
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I wonder why


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AAP said:
Arabs are the fucking worst cologne abusers in the history of things that have tried to disguise their smell. Man, you tell time by what cologne they are wearing? Polo? It after 4PM. Obsession? 7:15PM. I bet if they came in contact with an open flame they would flame up faster than cotton candy.
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oh they do...

:)
 
Them gut damn Sammies come through my work and their path litetally smells for a good half hour after. Makes me nauseous to the point I make my staff help them. Fuckers a rude, loud, and obnoxious as all hell anyway. Pisses me off thinking about it.

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While were on the subject or stinky minorities, I sat next to a Indian dude on the peter pan ride at Disneyland the other day & he reeked of potpourri. Smelled like he rubbed one of those car air fresheners all over himself. He did have a really sweet beard though.
 
Ever walked in to one of those seedy stores where it's obviously normal procedure to burn shitty incense for the entire day?

i'll take my sunflower seeds with a side of migraine, please
 
bigbassturd said:
Ever walked in to one of those seedy stores where it's obviously normal procedure to burn shitty incense for the entire day?

i'll take my sunflower seeds with a side of migraine, please
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Did you ever visit inner world while in Oceanside?
 
Yeah where you gotta walk through the beads and shit to get in? That place was actually pretty cool
 
Yep, but a elderly ex-hippy owns it. They always had like 10 different candles & incense burning at the same time.
 
bigbassturd said:
Ever walked in to one of those seedy stores where it's obviously normal procedure to burn shitty incense for the entire day?

i'll take my sunflower seeds with a side of migraine, please
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your cesspool ever back up in your yard and when the shit subsides teh grass is green as fug
 
Yeah I remember it smelling like a gypsy's armpit. Always some twenty-something white guy with greasy dreadlocks at the counter with some ratty facial hair and bloodshot eyes lol

Aside from all that, they had some cool shit for sale. Only place you could buy a pipe, a pink floyd shirt, a tiger vase and a dragon sword and then walk out into a busy street
 
I think i'll visit inner world tomorrow and see if it's changed. I haven't gone inside in forever.
 
I don't have a septic. My main line did back up and the roto rooter guy found a shit load of used tampons in there.
 
WoodyO said:
I don't have a septic. My main line did back up and the roto rooter guy found a shit load of used tampons in there.
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White mice. Happened to me too. Fuckin yak!

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hardrock said:
White mice. Happened to me too. Fuckin yak!

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Yup, that's what the plumber said. He snaked out a bunch of roots with tampons hangin' all over them, and said something like "you got a problem with little white mice".
 
musclemom said:
Holy shit, there's only like three people currently or formerly on this board that can both use and spell at least two of those words correctly.

Narrows down the alter origins, that's for sure.
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Told you it wasn't me

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