Would you rather have a killer body that never changed or a giant

[The Greatest]

penis?

I am talking about you are either 6'2 255/4 percent all the time or you have a 15 inch cock?

 

[giantdouche]

Um, what the fuck am I gonna do with a 15 inch cock?

 

[tiger88]

Um, what the fuck am I gonna do with a 15 inch cock?

suck that shit

 

[The Greatest]

Um, what the fuck am I gonna do with a 15 inch cock?

stick it in things.

 

[Robert Jan]

a 15 inch dick...

Never get a deepthroat or go balls deep again....

damn thing would also probably keep painfully bending when you thrust too

Although im sure a lot of women would enjoy playing with it.

I'd still prefer the body

 

[shawnerk]

prolly the body, but how small of a unit are we talkin if we pick the bod instead?

 

[giantdouche]

I'll stick with my 3 incher and take the body.

 

[Robert Jan]

prolly the body, but how small of a unit are we talkin if we pick the bod instead?

lol

good point

lets say average?

 

[hardrock]

How bout some sor of compromise. Say 9 inch coch and 225 @ 4%

 

[Robert Jan]

how about a tongue so long that i can lick her g spot

without any loss of sensitivity or control

 

[The Greatest]

sorry forgot that with the body your penis would be 2.5 inches errect. If you choose the penis your body will never go below 15 percent BF no matter what you do.

 

[Robert Jan]

How bout some sor of compromise. Say 9 inch coch and 225 @ 4%

thats not compromise thats the ideal

bigger than 9 is not really practical

and bigger than 225 is unnecessary too imo

 

[giantdouche]

sorry forgot that with the body your penis would be 2.5 inches errect. If you choose the penis your body will never go below 15 percent BF no matter what you do.

I would just duct tape a german sausage to it. Women wouldn't know the difference.

 

[shawnerk]

2.5 erect- hmmm... well, if you pick the huge body and small penis and someone laughs at it- you can kill them... 2.5 though? I dont know now... lol

 

[*MissFit*]

I don't realyl want a cock.. can i borrow urs?

 

[wutangnomo]

sorry forgot that with the body your penis would be 2.5 inches errect. If you choose the penis your body will never go below 15 percent BF no matter what you do.

lol

This board is just too damn silly at times. You got me cracking up here bro.

 

[string_bean00]

Of course I'd take the body.

 

[jackangel]

i give this 3 or 4 weeks before it is recognized as one of the most profound philosophical inquiries of our time.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

id take the body, no doubt

i have almost as much fun eating as i do having sex, so a killer body all the time effortlessly would be a dream

a huge dick wouldnt be terribly convenient anyway, imo. just like big boobs giving women backaches, its be a pain in the arse

 

[jackangel]

its be a pain in the arse

in some guy's arse, anyway.

 

[pitbullstl]

Which one of you putzs thinks you could live long healthy life at 4%..??..??

 

[string_bean00]

Yeah, the 4% was pushing it. I'd be fine with a 7-8%.

 

[jackangel]

pushing it? oh right, because the premise of this thread is so reasonable otherwise...

 

[string_bean00]

pushing it? oh right, because the premise of this thread is so reasonable otherwise...

It's not that unreasonable. Lexington Steele has like a 12" dick. 15" is only three more.

 

[gonelifting]

Let me think about this a minute... 2.5 inch penis and 4% bf... OK, so I would gain a half inch and lose like 26% bf? Deal!

 

[jackangel]

It's not that unreasonable. Lexington Steele has like a 12" dick. 15" is only three more.

think harder, son. is that all you see in the original question?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

double post

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd take the 15" penis....I'd be in porn the next day...if I could get over my shy'ness.
I'm already tall and big with a lil' one

 

[CrazyK]

I'd take the body, get rich off posing in fitness mags, than go take some of that money, and pay a doctor to install a 9 inch cock on me. Problem solved

 

[dugie65]

so, installing a new cock is that like adding mods onto a car or what.

where can i have this done? the dealer?

 

[Swole_2112]

I'm with hardrock on the compromise idea. 225@4% BF and a 9 in. cock sounds like a good compromise to me.

 

[CrazyK]

so, installing a new cock is that like adding mods onto a car or what.

where can i have this done? the dealer?

You can get a penile implant, search on google, there are a lot of doctors who do that.