A young boy asks his dad, " Dad what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a monent , then answered, "Go ask your mom if she would sleep w/ Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million."
So the boy heads off to ask his mom the question. She replies, "Why yes, I would sleep with Robert Redford for a million."
He quickly heads to his sister's room to ask her. "Sis, would YOU sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars"? She too replies, "Hell yes, I'd sleep with him for a million dollars. Are you nuts?"
Shaking his head, he goes to ask his brother the same question. "Hey bro, would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million bucks"? The brother replies, " Shit yeah, do you have ANY idea what a million bucks could buy?".
Few hours later the dad asked the lil boy if he got his answers. The lil boy says, " Yes, sir. Potentially we are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."