Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[Werd]

pretty decent sex with a member of the opposite sex who had an AMAZING BODY?!



I haven't been tossed around in the sack like that in nearly 3 years!

Dude is stacked. Dont want to be his girl really... Just want to doink him from time to time. But a two hour drive?!?!!


Sweet Jesus - Dude is 6' and weighs 250+... shaved head and anything but deep...

Fuck me. His cock was NYICE.


What to do.... what to do?!

 

[H_T_]

nah........

 

[SoKlueles]

yup

 

[KillahBee]

lol. I have that same situation where I have gauranteed mind blowing sex, but it's almost 2 hours away. it's worth it when I really need it. which is always. so, yeah. I would. and I do. and it's good. for me. not her.

 

[hamstershaver]

no

 

[help4john]

Absolutely.....enjoy it while you can.

 

[Werd]

The sex was real good. Not mindblowing because there would have to be a very deep emotional attachment for me for sex to be mindblowing. But dayum the brother is motherfucking stacked and I can stomach him (meaning he doesn't annoy me too much). I kind of like his simplicity LOL.

And to see him quiver... A dude THAT BIG reduced to a quivering nervous dude!

Got it makes me wet just to think about sitting on him. FUCK... Dude is soooooo fucking solid! Shaved pecs, amazing lats, LEGS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER and his cock - shit it was a real shweet fit. And just the way he could toss me around! (His kitty licken skills were not bad, but I am always down to teach).

It has been 2 weeks since I got his cock and just fucking want it sooooooooo bad.

I hate it when I am SUCH a guy about this shit.

 

[CFZB]

BWwahahahahaha.

No way This Is a Chick.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I would traverse a fucking glacier...

 

[H_T_]

you know how expensive gas is?

 

[Werd]

BWwahahahahaha.

No way This Is a Chick.

Believe me... I am EVERY BIT a chick. But in this regards I am like a fucking guy!

I have always had a strong drive (was fucking my exhusband 6 nites p/week till the night I kicked him out - he was an abusive asshole) but as I get older (now approaching 40) it just keeps getting worse.

Not to sound stuck on me... but I have a really tight bod - this dude is 42 and looks fucking amazing. He couldn't believe when he saw me. He was like, "Damn, your ass REALLY IS 22!" hehehehee This guy is in shape that I have NEVER had my hands all over....

I had one lover bout 3 years ago who was just awesome, but even he didn't look like this guy. This guy was a former Mr (insert state here). And is STILL strong as a motherfucking horse.

God, I am sooooooooo sick and tired of guys with bitch tits and guts, skinny bitch arms and skinny hairy legs.

I work hard to maintain my shape (my GI tract doesnt work properly and am frequently ill so I work hard to maintain some mass) and am tired of dudes with dicks that dont even fucking work.

God.... sooooooooo many guys with limp fucking dicks. Yea, they can eat mad pussy, but I would like a cock that does what it is supposed to do on occasion as well. LOL

My last boyfriend had a TERRIBLE body! LOL but I loved him madly and the sex was amazing.

I am not in love. I just want some QUALITY ASS.






Does this make me a guy?!

 

[H_T_]

no

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Does this make me a guy?!

Makes you, you...

 

[gonelifting]

2 weeks? Do it.

 

[patsfan1379]

2 weeks? Do it.

i think someone is looking for you.

 

[BUBBLES]

it cannot be just you doing the traveling, b/c it means it is only you who wants the sex, you travel once to him then he travels once to you, you take it in turns....

for me to travel two hours each way it would have to be more than sex & a good body......

 

[LVTitan]

i think someone is looking for you.

is it me, or is it mini-me ?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

BWwahahahahaha.

No way This Is a Chick.

Oh she is chick all right one hot one at that!

 

[awittyusername]

I made a 5 hr drive. (But, it took me under 4 hrs lol)

About 7 yrs ago, I used to kind of go out w/ a girl named Stacy. When we went out there was a couple of Bi chicks that wanted her, but she wasn't down for it. She moved back home (about 5 hrs away) But, we kept in touch. One day Stacy calls me to tell me her friend (also named Stacy) was eating her out while she was talking to me. So, of coures I dropped everything I was doing and drove straight there. And, had sex w/Stacy and Stacy several times.


BTW. I also had sex w/Stacy's other friend's mom. Yay! (But, I will save that for the appropriate thread.)

 

[patsfan1379]

is it me, or is it mini-me ?

you are my idol.

your secret is safe with me.

 

[SVT-TROY]

it cannot be just you doing the traveling, b/c it means it is only you who wants the sex, you travel once to him then he travels once to you, you take it in turns....

for me to travel two hours each way it would have to be more than sex & a good body......

I agree, he should half it with you. My friend Trish drives over 4 hours one way (more in bad weather) just for a piece of ass and he never drives down for her. The guy before this one was 3 hours away. That's sad.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

pretty decent sex with a member of the opposite sex who had an AMAZING BODY?!



I haven't been tossed around in the sack like that in nearly 3 years!

Dude is stacked. Dont want to be his girl really... Just want to doink him from time to time. But a two hour drive?!?!!


Sweet Jesus - Dude is 6' and weighs 250+... shaved head and anything but deep...

Fuck me. His cock was NYICE.


What to do.... what to do?!

2 hours each way is nothin. I drive 7 hours one way to get home, and it's like an afterthought. It just depends on how much you want to do it. Like I only go home twice a year at most. The drive doesn't bother me, it's just I don't have much need to go home any more than that.


I would say it's worth it, but have protection with you; you don't know who else he might be doinkin.

Congratulations on the great sex.

 

[BUBBLES]

I agree, he should half it with you. My friend Trish drives over 4 hours one way (more in bad weather) just for a piece of ass and he never drives down for her. The guy before this one was 3 hours away. That's sad.

OMG
tell her to stop the insanity
both parties have to want eachother and both have to make an effort, even if they are just "fuck buddies"..

 

[onebigab]

Live it up because it won't last. You guys are just "Geographically Undesirable"

 

[Werd]

Of course, condoms are a must. I honestly dont give a shit who else he is doinking.

I just sent him an email telling him all the reasons (there are several) why I cant do this just now (even though I REALLY want the sex). I ended it by leaving it up to him. If he wants to meet me half way or drive to me - cool. If not then he needs to contribute in other ways. If he isnt willing to do that then, awesome lats or no - I dont need it THAT BAD.

(I guess I am a fucking chick after all LOL).

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Go and get him tiger!!!

 

[bluepeter]

I only drive 2 hours if she does A2M and then does a cum swap with her hot friend.

 

[SVT-TROY]

OMG
tell her to stop the insanity
both parties have to want eachother and both have to make an effort, even if they are just "fuck buddies"..

It gets better/worse (however you want to look at it). The father of her son lives in Georgia, (she is in Michigan) he wants her back in his life (I tell her not to do it, but I think she's gonna). Since she won't move out of MI and he can't afford to move back here right this minute, they are talking about meeting somewhere in between (Kentucky), that means she will be driving 6 hours one way once a week just for some companionship.

 

[starfish]

Believe me... I am EVERY BIT a chick. But in this regards I am like a fucking guy!

I have always had a strong drive (was fucking my exhusband 6 nites p/week till the night I kicked him out - he was an abusive asshole) but as I get older (now approaching 40) it just keeps getting worse.

Not to sound stuck on me... but I have a really tight bod - this dude is 42 and looks fucking amazing. He couldn't believe when he saw me. He was like, "Damn, your ass REALLY IS 22!" hehehehee This guy is in shape that I have NEVER had my hands all over....

I had one lover bout 3 years ago who was just awesome, but even he didn't look like this guy. This guy was a former Mr (insert state here). And is STILL strong as a motherfucking horse.

God, I am sooooooooo sick and tired of guys with bitch tits and guts, skinny bitch arms and skinny hairy legs.

I work hard to maintain my shape (my GI tract doesnt work properly and am frequently ill so I work hard to maintain some mass) and am tired of dudes with dicks that dont even fucking work.

God.... sooooooooo many guys with limp fucking dicks. Yea, they can eat mad pussy, but I would like a cock that does what it is supposed to do on occasion as well. LOL

My last boyfriend had a TERRIBLE body! LOL but I loved him madly and the sex was amazing.

I am not in love. I just want some QUALITY ASS.






Does this make me a guy?!

ROFL at skinny hairy arms and skinny hairy legs.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

eh if they drove over now and again i suppose its fair enough...but ME driving THERE all the time...nope. hate power differences in relationships, even FB relationships

 

[H_T_]

50/50's are rare.

 

[Werd]

Update...

The dude textd me 2day saying he may have to work a double, wont know till 2. I replied asking if he read my email. He replied Yes, w/a smile. I ended by telling him I was about to train and would talk to him later and "not to sweat it sugar - I ALWAYS have positive ways to fill my time." And ended w/a kiss.

This is just waaaaaaaaay too much drama for some booty.

I have 4 other guys that want to go out w/me YESTERDAY and because this circumstance is kind of annoying me (I was REALLY looking forward to getting tossed around right proper and hangin a bit... I have had an TERRIBLE two weeks.) I am all but resigned to calling off the sitter and staying home.

Regardless of what is up on HIS WORLD I can not go out before early evening and WILL NOT be able to make a 2 hour drive just for booty and hanging. I'd rather go out w/a local guy that will TOTALLY accomodate me - but NO SEX. LOL

I'll call the sitter and put her on standby (she is a sweet girl that loves my kids and my kids miss her) and decide later on what I want to do.

 

[EnderJE]

All this for sex? Wow. You are committed.

 

[marshallmadman]

I drove an hour and 15 minutes twice a week for 4 years when my girlfriend went to college. Then she moved 5 hours away, and I only made the trip once a month. Everything came to a screetching halt when her new boyfriend called me up, and asked if I knew about their relationship. I, of course, was totally in the dark. So was he. She was telling him that we were broke up, and she was very good about being sneaky with him. The point is this. Just don't get too attached, because that shit never works out.

 

[Werd]

Dude... I RARELY get a moment to myself to even masterbate, let alone get my hands on a dude who has AN AMAZING BOD that is pretty decent in the sack and isn't up in my shit 24/7.

I told you. When it comes to such matters I am soooooooooo guy-like I make me ill.

 

[Werd]

I drove an hour and 15 minutes twice a week for 4 years when my girlfriend went to college. Then she moved 5 hours away, and I only made the trip once a month. Everything came to a screetching halt when her new boyfriend called me up, and asked if I knew about their relationship. I, of course, was totally in the dark. So was he. She was telling him that we were broke up, and she was very good about being sneaky with him. The point is this. Just don't get too attached, because that shit never works out.

I dont want to be his wife or gf... AT ALL.

Just want the booty and to hang. I have more than enough going on in my life to keep me busy with important matters. This is about SEX.... QUALITY SEX.

Men in the age range that is appealing to me ALL LOOK TERRIBLE. So I have been waaaaaaaaaay settling. But I am not about to go through SUCH DRAMA JUST for this booty.

I mean it is quality booty.... but still JUST BOOTY NONETHELESS.

PS peeps like your exgf should be bitchslapped. I HATE LIARS... I am straightup w/this dude as will all others. He knows the deal. If I get the inkling that he is dissing me - SEEYAH. No need for him to lie and play - he already tagged my booty and I want him to tag it again. But I dont NEED it THAT BAD.

All I ask is that a dude be straight up.

 

[*MissFit*]

I wouldnt do it..

 

[EnderJE]

I drove an hour and 15 minutes twice a week for 4 years when my girlfriend went to college. Then she moved 5 hours away, and I only made the trip once a month. Everything came to a screetching halt when her new boyfriend called me up, and asked if I knew about their relationship. I, of course, was totally in the dark. So was he. She was telling him that we were broke up, and she was very good about being sneaky with him. The point is this. Just don't get too attached, because that shit never works out.

That story of yours makes me laugh everytime.

 

[AAP]

Ok... here's what you do. Enjoy the sex all you want. Love it... wallow in it.... get greedy with it.

Then when you decide to call it quits or move on... give him a mind screw that will warp him for life. Make it bad for whoever comes next in his bed. Give him low self esteem and "issues" that keep other people away. Leave him scared and unable to committ to anything in the future. Forever.

Yeah... do that.

It'll be like a gay relationship.

 

[Carmen]

I'd bet that it'll seem worth it for you for a while, and then without the emotional attachement it won't seem so worth it after a while.
for someone i loved or at least close to it- i'd drive 2 hours easily.

 

[ChefWide]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

 

[EnderJE]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

always with the drama...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd pull an Indiana Jones - rainforest, hostile natives, lost city kinda journey for some poontang'age.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

no and i f'in hate apple juice too

 

[Werd]

Ok... here's what you do. Enjoy the sex all you want. Love it... wallow in it.... get greedy with it.

Then when you decide to call it quits or move on... give him a mind screw that will warp him for life. Make it bad for whoever comes next in his bed. Give him low self esteem and "issues" that keep other people away. Leave him scared and unable to committ to anything in the future. Forever.

Yeah... do that.

It'll be like a gay relationship.

Have I told you lately that I wuv you?!

LOL

Why do all the good ones have to be gay?!?!?!!!

 

[Werd]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

You know how to get a hold of me Sugarplumb.

 

[Werd]

I was madly in love with a gentleman (yup THE ONLY dude from these hear boards that I ever did anything with) a few years back. I used to drive 5 1/2 to 6 hours each way and the trip never EVER seemed long.

Here is the deal with all of this here nonsense.

He textd at 2 (as he said he would) and told me he had to pull a double. I textd that it sucks to be him then! Whether he is straightup lying (which makes no sense) or telling the truth doesnt matter. I am about to cancel the sitter and have fun w/the kiddies...

This guy has been waaaaaaaay too much in my head lately for no good reason (the fact that his bod is BEYOND bangin is not a reason for anyone to be in anyone else's head, especially when there is so much other stuff to think about). Now I sit back and see what he does next. If he makes an effort, great... the "unrelationship" will continue. And by this I mean if he texts me 3 months from now and I am not busy, we will hang and swing from the chandeliers and that will be that. If not, then oh well. I got tossed around right proper and it will be one of those stories that I share with my dirty-bird coworkers. LOL

 

[Gambino]

ROFL at skinny hairy arms and skinny hairy legs.

saggy tits and ass ain't to cool either

 

[Werd]

saggy tits and ass ain't to cool either

My titties are storebought and my ass is as hard as a rock.

This AFTER several children.

Men dont have their bodies destroyed by child-bearing. Other than a physical ailment, what is their excuse? I am sick and tired of dudes who look straight up like fucking shit.

 

[Gambino]

My titties are storebought and my ass is as hard as a rock.

This AFTER several children.

Men dont have their bodies destroyed by child-bearing. Other than a physical ailment, what is their excuse? I am sick and tired of dudes who look straight up like fucking shit.

i see just as many fat ass women as i do men. Men really have no solid excuse, but neither do women who are fat asses w/kids. The fat assed women i know w/kids have terrible diets, just like the fat ass men...

 

[ChefWide]

You know how to get a hold of me Sugarplumb.

She called me Sugarplumb... hmmmm... ok, thats twisted, but i LIKE IT.

 

[Werd]

i see just as many fat ass women as i do men. Men really have no solid excuse, but neither do women who are fat asses w/kids. The fat assed women i know w/kids have terrible diets, just like the fat ass men...

Ummmm sorry.

I am not saying that childbearing is a totally acceptable excuse for a woman to let herself go, but sorry... you havent clue one what sort of havoc it wreaks on a woman's body. I was a size double fucking OO after my last baby. If it were not for cosmetic surgery my titties would be gross regardless of how much time spent in the gym and how many situps was I supposed to do to get rid of the 12 inches of loose skin that having all those pregnancies caused?

GUYS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE.

Any man that has arms that are skinnier than mine


IS NOT A MAN.

Sorry, just my take on things.

 

[Carmen]

She called me Sugarplumb... hmmmm... ok, thats twisted, but i LIKE IT.

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

 

[Werd]

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

LOL now THAT is some funny shnit!

 

[ChefWide]

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

chefwide has called you.... does that fit here?!?!

 

[Carmen]

chefwide has called you.... does that fit here?!?!

oh, i get it, its like a little riddle. she calls you sugarplum, you call me, sugarplum.
now, i said "right?"
and you answer "word".
then i call her!

 

[MrMuscle]

yes i would

 

[maxpain]

Ummmm sorry.

I am not saying that childbearing is a totally acceptable excuse for a woman to let herself go, but sorry... you havent clue one what sort of havoc it wreaks on a woman's body. I was a size double fucking OO after my last baby. If it were not for cosmetic surgery my titties would be gross regardless of how much time spent in the gym and how many situps was I supposed to do to get rid of the 12 inches of loose skin that having all those pregnancies caused?

GUYS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE.

Any man that has arms that are skinnier than mine


IS NOT A MAN.




Sorry, just my take on things.

My gosh how many kids do you have? You say several.

 

[Werd]

My gosh how many kids do you have? You say several.

LOL I was married to one man for over 11 years. I have more than 3 but less than 7! Between my sister and I we have seven kids.

I began fitness/swimwear modeling and competitive bodybuilding AFTER the age of 30 and AFTER ALL MY KIDS.

PS - at the tender age of 22 before a single child I was a flabby and totally out of shape. I had cellulite pouring down THE FRONT of my thighs! I was a fat kid and I am the only person in my entire family who is anywhere NEAR the shape I am in - so sorry, genetics and got jack shit to do with it. My sis looks pretty decent for a woman her age and for one who has had children but she never wanted to take her physique the level I have.

Now I am approaching 40 and NO ONE even comes close to guessing my age or even the fact that I have had ONE child, let alone the number I had. And I had them one at a time.

Thank God for good cosmetic surgeons and iron!

 

[Razorguns]

WTF???

If you're a hot chick -- you get invitations for bangin' almost 25 times A DAY if you live in an average-sized city.

and YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 5 HOURS to get laid??? That's what guys do.

It's like the hot chick who complains she never gets any. WTF? You think all those guys buying you drinks at the bar are doing it cuz they want to know where you buy your clothes?

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm about to fly 1200 miles for it, so I guess the answer is yes.

 

[Werd]

WTF???

If you're a hot chick -- you get invitations for bangin' almost 25 times A DAY if you live in an average-sized city.

and YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 5 HOURS to get laid??? That's what guys do.

It's like the hot chick who complains she never gets any. WTF? You think all those guys buying you drinks at the bar are doing it cuz they want to know where you buy your clothes?

LOL I dont go out drinking, nor to clubs or bars. I go to work (at my gym there are ZERO smokin men ). I take care of my kids.

And most importantly.... I have standards.

I get umpteeum solicitations that does not mean that I am remotely interested.

I am sure that this is true of a fine, intelligent, witty, successful man. I am sure that he is deluged with all sorts of females wanting to suck his cock. That doesn't mean that he would necessarily waste his time getting undressed to doink "Ms Mediocre".

I have been madly in love with a man that was old enough to be my father. He was an extremely attractive older man, but I never lied and said that he didn't TOTALLY look his age when he was neked. Didnt matter to me AT ALL because it was all about the total package.

I am tired of settling though for guys who has SHIT BODIES and are anything BUT the total package. Even this big dude with THE AMAZING BOD and decent skillz in bed is hardly THE TOTAL PACKAGE... but damn, if I am going to settle then motherfucker if the my senses aren't going to be in for a treat!

 

[Werd]

I'm about to fly 1200 miles for it, so I guess the answer is yes.

You comin to see me Mr Dial Tone?!

Mercy... I had better stock up on the lube!






heheheheee

 

[Dial_tone]

You comin to see me Mr Dial Tone?!

Mercy... I had better stock up on the lube!


heheheheee

You're a lot farther than that, but still worth the trip I'm sure.

 

[Werd]

You're a lot farther than that, but still worth the trip I'm sure.

Only if you like the taste the of apple juice!

 

[hardrock]

Yup!

 

[Razorguns]

LOL I dont go out drinking, nor to clubs or bars. I go to work (at my gym there are ZERO smokin men ). I take care of my kids.

And most importantly.... I have standards.

I get umpteeum solicitations that does not mean that I am remotely interested.

I am sure that this is true of a fine, intelligent, witty, successful man. I am sure that he is deluged with all sorts of females wanting to suck his cock. That doesn't mean that he would necessarily waste his time getting undressed to doink "Ms Mediocre".

I have been madly in love with a man that was old enough to be my father. He was an extremely attractive older man, but I never lied and said that he didn't TOTALLY look his age when he was neked. Didnt matter to me AT ALL because it was all about the total package.

I am tired of settling though for guys who has SHIT BODIES and are anything BUT the total package. Even this big dude with THE AMAZING BOD and decent skillz in bed is hardly THE TOTAL PACKAGE... but damn, if I am going to settle then motherfucker if the my senses aren't going to be in for a treat!

C'mon. You just said it yourself -- your "standards" is nothing more than a hot body.

 

[Werd]

C'mon. You just said it yourself -- your "standards" is nothing more than a hot body.

Ummmm nope. Read carefully young man.

I said that for a BOOTY CALL - he NEEDS TO BE HOT.

A booty call is NOT relationship material. You are a guy. You of all people should know this.

 

[Razorguns]

Ummmm nope. Read carefully young man.

I said that for a BOOTY CALL - he NEEDS TO BE HOT.

A booty call is NOT relationship material. You are a guy. You of all people should know this.

Then why did you put down the guys in your own area? Who, for all intensive purposes, are probably looking for the EXACT same thing???

Or is it okay and cool when a girl looks for a booty call, but when a guy does -- he's some sort of pervert. (??)

Either way. I'm sure you could easily find a booty call within your own area. There's no shortage of well built guys who want to get laid.

 

[Werd]

Then why did you put down the guys in your own area? Who, for all intensive purposes, are probably looking for the EXACT same thing???

Or is it okay and cool when a girl looks for a booty call, but when a guy does -- he's some sort of pervert. (??)

Either way. I'm sure you could easily find a booty call within your own area. There's no shortage of well built guys who want to get laid.

Wrong again. Did you read the part where I said I ACTUALLY WORK IN A GYM?!

In the 5+ years that I have been a member there (working there since about July) I have NEVER seen a dude that was built anywhere NEAR what I consider to be mindblowing shape. "Good shape" is not enough. If we are talking straight up booty then he MUST BE FUCKING AWESOME.

I dont have any issue with a guy looking for straight up booty. But the motherfucker better be straight up about it. Women have issue with the lying sonsofbitches that will say ANYTHING... anything that is EXCEPT THE TRUTH to get laid.

I never lie about jack shit. Men on the other hand seem to have a problem with the truth.

I would never EVER be insulted if a man approached me with the truth. Actually if more men were straight up, then more women would probably put out. Most men who KNOW ME (my coworkers) admit that the reason guys dont get me is because I am not like most chicks and it scares them. I say what I want, when I want it. I dont mince words. My time is EXTREMELY precious.

 

[Razorguns]

In the 5+ years that I have been a member there (working there since about July) I have NEVER seen a dude that was built anywhere NEAR what I consider to be mindblowing shape..

I find that hard to believe, but whatevah. What's your standard? He must look like Arnold???

"Good shape" is not enough. If we are talking straight up booty then he MUST BE FUCKING AWESOME.

Sex is better if he's at 7%BF?? That's pretty shallow. Not to be a prick, but what if he demands the same to you, and hate to say it, but you could lose some fat there too.

But the motherfucker better be straight up about it. Women have issue with the lying sonsofbitches that will say ANYTHING... anything that is EXCEPT THE TRUTH to get laid.

I've heard this "line" from women before. It's total b.s. Why?

If this "truth" eminates from a HOT guy theyr'e interested in. That's great. That's "cool".

If this "truth" eminates from a fat guy, or a nice guy, or a guy they're not interested in...

Then they're perverts, creeps and threads about "how guys only think about one thing" or "this ugly guy approached me today in the gym wanting to get laid" start appearing on boards.

Which is it? I'm calling out the hypocrisy not in you, but in many women in general these days.

 

[Werd]

Ummm sorry - I am in AWESOME SHAPE. As a matter of fact, I am often times TOO SKINNY. But that was a nice try there. Just because you might think that sticks with tits are the pinnacle of beauty doesnt mean that I need to lose not one percentage of bf. I am 5'3" weigh about 124 or so at about 17/18%bf. At my competitive height I was 138# at 12% strong as a horse. I HATE IT WHEN I AM TOO THIN! But due to health problems, I struggle to maintain my lean mass. MY ASS IS FLAWLESS...

And yes, by totally fucking hot I DO MEAN practically Arnold shape (as the guy in question was). If you like I will forward you his pics. But I dont have photoshop program so I can't post up. I wont post up his face on internet discussion board because that would not be right. This guy is 6 foot at 250#. I didn't ask his bf but you could still see his thick ass ravioli abs and this was after he'e been out of the gym for like 11 weeks with an injury!!!

As for the rest of what you say, it makes no sense.

If I am not into a guy AT ALL what difference does it make what he says, lie or truth? Duh. I am not every man's fantasy. Never said I was. But I am pretty fucking awesome - no brag, just fact. Unfortunately having a crazy fucking ex that will never go away and some chronic health problems make me anything but perfect. I can't do much about either though so please spare me any silly comments. Unless you will kill my ex or wave a magic wand and make me magically healthy - I may be smart, witty, an excellent mother, a wonderfully supportive partner with a BANGIN BOD, pretty face and a heart of gold that is 200% faithful till the bitter end and likes to fuck like there is no tomorrow... but I will still be chronically ill and have a crazy bastard father for my children that will not stop until I am dead.

.....so you were saying?

Where have I ever called men pigs or pervs for just wanting sex? Hello - isn't this thread all about ME saying THAT IS WHAT I WANT FROM THIS DUDE?!

As for other women, how can I speak for them? I dont fucking get most women either. I really dont. They are as much of a mystery to me as they are to men.

 

[H_T_]

 

[Spartacus]

God, I am sooooooooo sick and tired of guys with bitch tits and guts, skinny bitch arms and skinny hairy legs.


God.... sooooooooo many guys with limp fucking dicks. Yea, they can eat mad pussy, but I would like a cock that does what it is supposed to do on occasion as well. LOL

yeah well maybe I'm tired of fuckin' older gals with worn out loose vaginas. can't they do sometin' bout that?
met a smokin' older babe or two
tight ass,swear she was half her age
then the moment of truth
I slide it in
what a fuckin' let down
like fuckin' a glass of water

 

[Spartacus]

and in answer to your question
no

 

[Triple-G]

pretty decent sex with a member of the opposite sex who had an AMAZING BODY?!

my gf still lives 4 hrs away and she is the hottest chick i've ever met and we see each other regularly. no problem for me if she moves closer when she finishes college. but she is a great person too, i really love her. without the love, i would not invest the time and money.

 

[Werd]

yeah well maybe I'm tired of fuckin' older gals with worn out loose vaginas. can't they do sometin' bout that?
met a smokin' older babe or two
tight ass,swear she was half her age
then the moment of truth
I slide it in
what a fuckin' let down
like fuckin' a glass of water

LOL sorry to hear you have a REAL SMALL dick...

And you dont have to worry 'cause the thread ain't bout you. The dude I am feeling is jacked ALL OVER.

Hehehehehehehee

But thanx for adding your TWO inches *cough* TWO cents.

 

[Werd]

my gf still lives 4 hrs away and she is the hottest chick i've ever met and we see each other regularly. no problem for me if she moves closer when she finishes college. but she is a great person too, i really love her. without the love, i would not invest the time and money.

I have done the longdistance relationship thing... was mad in love with a dude that lived no less than 5 1/2 way.

I just got reliable directions from someone at my gym... seems there IS a more direct route and it will take less time. So as soon as the opportunity presents itself and if I still have desire (of course, he has to as well) - WE ARE ON!

 

[Dirk Howat]

4 hours driving that is alot of time to spend for a bang.


Maybe you should find a male gigolo who is closer, better, and less time consuming.



Think about it.


You said it is just a booty call after all.

 

[Spartacus]

LOL sorry to hear you have a REAL SMALL dick...

And you dont have to worry 'cause the thread ain't bout you. The dude I am feeling is jacked ALL OVER.

Hehehehehehehee

But thanx for adding your TWO inches *cough* TWO cents.

oohhh thats smarts
borrowing insults from your children?

 

[Werd]

oohhh thats smarts
borrowing insults from your children?

How could a two inch dick possibly hurt ANYONE?!



And Dirk I dont NEED to pay for sex silly. This about a dude who is stacked all the way around, has skill and doesn't get on my one last nerve after 5 minutes. I would settle for 2 out of 3 but most men either have NO SKILL in the bedroom, have PATHETIC bodies or would get on another man's nerves, let alone the nerves of a lady w/HALF a brain.

heheheheheheee

 

[Dirk Howat]

Yo.

How much does it cost for gas to get there?
That's my point.
You are paying.
Have him drive to see you.
Have him pay.

 

[Spartacus]

heheheheheheee

mother goose's trademark

 

[Werd]

mother goose's trademark

Now THAT was witty.... shit, I may just change my handle to that. (Seriously)



Actually my trademarks were more

tee-hee

And

Class dissmissed...... Have a nice day!

 

[Spartacus]

and for the record
if you'll go back and read,my post was NOT a personal attack on you
it was an observation based on observation's of yours
and then taken and placed in the POV of a male
didn't go over very well did it darling?
motivated you to attack me personally
I couldn't give a rat's ass
but once again your true colors shine through

 

[Werd]

Yo.

How much does it cost for gas to get there?
That's my point.
You are paying.
Have him drive to see you.
Have him pay.

I feel you on that one, however, I dont mind paying a few bucks for gas because then I leave when I want. My car = total freedom. So I am not paying for sex essentially, but ensuring my freedom.

There is NOTHING WORSE than being stuck in the last place you want to be.

 

[Werd]

and for the record
if you'll go back and read,my post was NOT a personal attack on you
it was an observation based on observation's of yours
and then taken and placed in the POV of a male
didn't go over very well did it darling?
motivated you to attack me personally
I couldn't give a rat's ass
but once again your true colors shine through

Damn... all that because I let you know that YOU let us know you have a small dick?

Sheesh... And YOU say I have issues?! Dude, you need some therapy.

 

[Werd]

Oh yes, and for the record (because you OBVIOUSLY need enlightenment) a woman's age has ZERO to do with the tightness of her vagina, as does the number of sex partners or how many times she has had sex... silly boy. It has to do with the number of live births. One or two dont do dick. But three or more can do some serious damage. I mean think about what is going on during the birth process. Good thing your mother (as all the mothers of the young men here) thought that a looser pussy was a price worth paying to give YOU life, eh?

PS - for your further edification YES - THERE IS SURGERY THAT CNA BE DONE TO REPAIR THIS.






*and I DID have it done* So not only is my ass 22, but my pussy is visually stunning, sweet regardless of the time of month and tight like I never even had ONE child!



But thanks for asking.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Oh yes, and for the record (because you OBVIOUSLY need enlightenment) a woman's age has ZERO to do with the tightness of her vagina, as does the number of sex partners or how many times she has had sex... silly boy.

I have heard differently on this...
I've heard stories of guys that get back together with previous girlfriends and there is an obvious difference of tightness from previous incounters.
I'm talking storied in the hundreds.
Body size was surprisingly, not a variable.

It has to do with the number of live births.

This seems to be the main cavern maker...

PS - for your further edification YES - THERE IS SURGERY THAT CNA BE DONE TO REPAIR THIS.

Sure is....you're the first one I've ever heard to actually have it done.

 

[Spartacus]

heh

 

[Werd]

I have heard differently on this...
I've heard stories of guys that get back together with previous girlfriends and there is an obvious difference of tightness from previous incounters.
I'm talking storied in the hundreds.
Body size was surprisingly, not a variable.

This seems to be the main cavern maker...

Sure is....you're the first one I've ever heard to actually have it done.

LOL

Sorry darlin' but your friends are straight up liars.


And the surgery of which I speak it not specifically to make the vagina smaller for sexual pleasure - that is only a pleasant affect. It is an actual hernia repair. Shall I describe it in detail as you seem to be calling ME a liar?

Because I had SEVERAL children, yes, the vaginal walls did most certainly become laxed. When I began to lift very heavy as I wanted to become competitive, combined with the stupidity of wearing a lifting belt, the intraabdominal pressure was so great that it caused my bladder to collapse on top of my vagina thus forcing the top vaginal wall out of my body. I had to wear a device called a pesory (sp) which is a strong rubber ring similar to a diaphragm but it was VERY uncomfortable and the hernia was so great and vaginal walls so lax that given enough force I could and did actually force it out of my body regularly. If I did not wear the pesory the hernia would bulge horribly and cause me a tremendous amount of pain and discomfort. So at the age of 30 I was the youngest woman in my OBGYN's practise to have a "cystoceal repair" (which is the technical name for this surgery). It was supposed to be a "no biggie in and out of the hospital in 1/2 day thingie". After the surgery was complete I unexpectedly began to hemorrage profusely. My then husband had already left the hospital to attend to our children so he could not be reached as I was rushed back into surgery. I nearly bled to death and left the hospital 5 days later, terribly anemic, but alive.

But hey, I had a tight pussy.... right?

Soon after that hernia was repaired a did develop another far less severe hernia. (So, my coochie is STILL tight LOL). If I EVER wear a lifting belt or strain hard I will make it worse. The only way to repair this is to cut a woman literally in half, do a total hysterectomy and attach the top of her vaginal canal to her sacrum (the end of the spine) with a mesh. My OBGYN only knows of ONE DR in my state that he would trust to do it.

But thanks for asking.

 

[Werd]

heh

4everhung = admittedly small dick.

werd = tight coochie even after several kids.

Now why would 4everhung be laughing?

 

[Spartacus]

heh,heh

 

[Spartacus]

so what your'e sayin'
a 46 year old pussy that hasn't birthed any children
is just like it was when it was 16,regardless of how many,and of what size,number of occurrances,dick it had?

and for the record,I've fucked a few more vaginas than you have
though apparently you have fucked a few pussies
one of them fathered your children

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sorry darlin' but your friends are straight up liars.

Why would they lie?
Like I said. I'm talking hundreds from different boards.

Shall I describe it in detail as you seem to be calling ME a liar?

If I was calling you a liar, I would have flat out called you a lair...
I believe everything you said. I retorted with what I've heard.
Hon, I'm still a virgin... All I know about this stuff is what I read.

I got your PM.
If you think I was calling you out....I wasn't. I've read about it, but never met a woman online that had it done.

 

[Werd]

so what your'e sayin'
a 46 year old pussy that hasn't birthed any children
is just like it was when it was 16,regardless of how many,and of what size,number of occurrances,dick it had?

and for the record,I've fucked a few more vaginas than you have
though apparently you have fucked a few pussies
one of them fathered your children

Ummm yes, that is EXACTLY what I am saying. Other than a bit of muscle tone loss (as I assume there would be all over the body after all the vagina is one big muscular tube) - which can be TOTALLY rectified with Kegels THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.

Sorry, you can fuck all the pussies you want, it STILL doesn't change the size of your dick.

hehehehehehehehehee


And THE FACT that my ex is one of the lowest forms of life on the planet is no mystery to anyone. Where you been over the last four + years?

 

[Werd]

Why would they lie?
Like I said. I'm talking hundreds from different boards..

Darlin for such an intelligent man you made a silly statement.

THEY ARE MEN TALKING ABOUT "SALVAGING THEIR MANHOOD" ON AN INTERNET DISCUSSION BOARD! LOL

One of the quickest ways that most men TRY to put women down is to infer that there is something wrong with the tightness of her pussy. hehehehehe How many thousands of times did these women have to have sex that their pussies were NOTICEABLY looser once they had sex with their ex's again? Come on, that is THE DUMBEST thing I've ever heard!

If I was calling you a liar, I would have flat out called you a lair...
I believe everything you said. I retorted with what I've heard.
Hon, I'm still a virgin... All I know about this stuff is what I read.

I got your PM.
If you think I was calling you out....I wasn't. I've read about it, but never met a woman online that had it done.

And you did INFER that I was lying by rebutting my statements with your "facts" - stuff that you have NO REAL experience with (by your own admission) but are simply using anecdotal information that you read on internet discussion boards on the net.

I AM TALKING REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

I am not the least bit perturbed, just dont understand why you would feel the need to attack my statements with anecdotal info that you read on the web somewhere. Did you think that I was "making my info up"?

Yall gotta know me better than that by now.

 

[Spartacus]

yay

 

[Werd]

LOL

THAT is some funny shit.

 

[Spartacus]

yay,yay