I know a really, really hot girl who likes to see how gay her bf's are by trying to put stuff up their ass's.
My buddy would never go to her place wasted.
He would lock the door to his place and set the alarm when he went to sleep.
When he and his roommate weren't getting along he would not sleep at home either.
He thought if his roommate was a real dick he would unlock the door for her while he was passes out!