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Would this get one laid?

Robert Jan

Robert Jan

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I haven't tested it yet

You're in a club.

You tell this hot girl,

"What if we stopped jumping around listening to this washer-dryer noise, got out of this smoke and sweat, went over to my place, drank a cold beer that hasn't been diluted, out of a glass made out of glass, put on some music we actually like, and pulled an all nighter?"

wonder what would happen
 
if shes cheap shed say yes

if she isnt, shed smack ur head off:)
 
It's too lenghty she'd walk away. I would. Or else I'd look at you like you were a nerd and smile.

Yesterday a guy hit on me at a stop light. He opened his truck door (guess the window didn't work) and asked if he could ride with me. I laughed and smiled. Then he asked if I wanted to ride him. I just laughed again. When he asked me if I lived around there I said no. I thought he was going to follow me but luckily he didn't.
 
Sounds like the potential benefits outweigh the potential downsides then lol

of course the real question is how does such a method measure up against other ways to get a one nighter (if you are not really rich)
 
Too lengthy? I suppose it's hard to say this to someone in a loud club but come on have we reached a point where we can't use long sentences because it just might make us think about stuff or something...

If I'm going to need to act like I'm stupid to get some I'm gonna be real bad at this

Of course the best way to meet an SO is through friends, work or school or by pure chance and not in a meat market but I want to have done that in my life too
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
It's too lenghty she'd walk away. I would. Or else I'd look at you like you were a nerd and smile.

Yesterday a guy hit on me at a stop light. He opened his truck door (guess the window didn't work) and asked if he could ride with me. I laughed and smiled. Then he asked if I wanted to ride him. I just laughed again. When he asked me if I lived around there I said no. I thought he was going to follow me but luckily he didn't.
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What kind of nasty arrogant person would just walk away when someone is talking to them? OK when it's a marathon monologue and you told this person you don't care already, or something, then you have to walk away, but just walk away in this situation would really piss me off.

The guy in the truck was fucking silly. Was he suggesting one of you leave your vehicle parked at the stoplight?

What's wrong with nerds? We are better than other people. You know it.
 
Robert Jan said:
What kind of nasty arrogant person would just walk away when someone is talking to them? OK when it's a marathon monologue and you told this person you don't care already, or something, then you have to walk away, but just walk away in this situation would really piss me off.

The guy in the truck was fucking silly. Was he suggesting one of you leave your vehicle parked at the stoplight?

What's wrong with nerds? We are better than other people. You know it.
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Then I guess I'm a nasty, arrogan peson as I've walked away when guys have hit on me before. It makes me feel uncomfortable when guys hit on me actually. I get embarassed, I guess. Sometimes I just turn my head and pretend I don't speak English so I have no clue what they have said.

You are a good nerd, I think.
 
I'm a bit skeptical

But, since it's quite original, you may very well be lucky

The best is to try :)
 
I think you're better off talking to her at the bar for a while first, then asking her if she'd like to go someplace quieter so you can really talk. tell her you're harmless, but look at her tits when you say it.
:-)
 
I've felt uncomfy getting hit on before, but I certainly wouldn't step out on someone who is talking to me in the middle of a sentence.

Way to punish someone for giving you a compliment. Guy might have had a real hard time collecting the balls to approach you too.
 
Robert Jan said:
I've felt uncomfy getting hit on before, but I certainly wouldn't step out on someone who is talking to me in the middle of a sentence.

Way to punish someone for giving you a compliment. Guy might have had a real hard time collecting the balls to approach you too.
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I've been hit on in ways that made me feel weird and i try to be polite but terse in my response. If a guy is just nice and sweet, even if i have no interest in him, i'll try to make him feel good that he asked- but decline whatever the invitation was. I just have a hard time being mean to people.
 
i once told a girl who offered to buy me a drink (modern times anyone...)
who i didn't find very interesting

that it wasn't a good idea because I was already a bit smashed.

That was weird, in retrospect
 
I don't think I've actually walked away but I have turned my head. That has been when a guy has been tactless when hitting on me. If they are nice, I'm not mean. A 56 yr old man hit on me last month. I was in no way attracted to him or even interested but I talked to him for about 15 minutes.

Here is a picture of him. Don't laugh too hard. At least he had the balls to even talk to someone who he knew was out of his league.
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He does look somewhat funny in those stupid camping site clothes. Maybe he'd be presentable in a good suit.

56 is old.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Here is a picture of him. Don't laugh too hard. At least he had the balls to even talk to someone who he knew was out of his league.
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Since when are you out of Y-lifter's league?
 
Robert Jan said:
He does look somewhat funny in those stupid camping site clothes. Maybe he'd be presentable in a good suit.

56 is old.
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LOL!
He was visiting Cuba in that picture. I think he looks older than 56. He doesn't workout. He does play tennis like 3 times a week and rides his bicycle 5 miles a day. He has a lot of wrinkles which aren't visible in that picture. Nice guy though. The oldest guy that ever hit on me was 61. That 61 yr. old could pass for being in his late 40's.
 
Robert Jan said:
how come you know all this stuff about him
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I met him in Canada last month at a outdoor festival. He gave me his business card. Then we exchanged emails until a few weeks ago. We also talked on MSN Messenger once. During either an email conversation or MSN he told me his lifestyle habits (i.e. riding his bike, etc.). That's also when he sent me that picture. I know he has wrinkles because I saw them that night he hit on me.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
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DID YOU FUCK MY DAD?! no, wait, don't tell me! i don't wanna know. PERIOD. just stay away from him, ok? i don't want a step-mom that's younger than me and that i wanna fuck.


and fuck the rest of you making fun of the fanny pack. he's my dad and he can damn well wear it if he wants to, he's still cool in my book. bunch of assholes.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Whether I had a boyfriend or not, it wouldn't matter. I still wouldn't do him or anyone else. Casual sex isn't for me.
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you want me to call the dirty old man and tell him to knock it off then?
 
The fact that you said "washer/dryer" music -- means that i would've been putty in your hands as soon as i heard your hillarious wit of words there!!! But i dont think you want me. :(
 
How about just getting real drunk and then walking up to the nearest chick and hollering: "Heyyyy Babby, u're reaaallly beaudiful, so u wanna fuck?"

Hasn't worked for me yet though...
 
Robert Jan said:
I haven't tested it yet

You're in a club.

You tell this hot girl,

"What if we stopped jumping around listening to this washer-dryer noise, got out of this smoke and sweat, went over to my place, drank a cold beer that hasn't been diluted, out of a glass made out of glass, put on some music we actually like, and pulled an all nighter?"

wonder what would happen
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Depends on what it sounds like in Dutch I guess...
 
Robert Jan said:
i once told a girl who offered to buy me a drink (modern times anyone...)
who i didn't find very interesting

that it wasn't a good idea because I was already a bit smashed.

That was weird, in retrospect
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haha you ARE a nerd.

But that's not too bad. I was at a bar last week and this girl was all over me. They had couches in this place, trendy West Village bar, and I'm sitting on one and this chick is next to me talking to me, putting her legs over mine and stuff. Then I tell her I'm going to drain the lizard, and she follows me to the bathroom, then tries to come in. I was like "Whoa, this is the men's bathroom" and then she must've died a little inside when I closed the door.

I didn't care because I wasn't particularly interested in this girl, I was pursuing someone else. Plus I really had to piss. But I bet she would've tasted my sack in there if I let her in. In retrospect I probably should have.
 
Robert.

Truthfully, I am uncomfortable with offering any suggestion which might actually aid you in reproducing.

But in an along the lines of "nah nah, I'm smarter than you" sort of way let me make the following suggestion.

Don't invite her back for sex, unless the conversation has already traveled along that path. You don't need to spell out why she is going back to your place. Even if she has an IQ of 40 she knows enough to understand what you're inviting her to do. Let her keep her dignity:) Find any lame ass reason to justify inviting her back to your place.

And lay the groundwork unless you just want to sleep with whichever skank offers herself up to the first guy who offfers her a kiss and a tickle
 
JerseyArt said:
Robert.

Truthfully, I am uncomfortable with offering any suggestion which might actually aid you in reproducing.

But in an along the lines of "nah nah, I'm smarter than you" sort of way let me make the following suggestion.

Don't invite her back for sex, unless the conversation has already traveled along that path. You don't need to spell out why she is going back to your place. Even if she has an IQ of 40 she knows enough to understand what you're inviting her to do. Let her keep her dignity:) Find any lame ass reason to justify inviting her back to your place.

And lay the groundwork unless you just want to sleep with whichever skank offers herself up to the first guy who offfers her a kiss and a tickle
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I guess I could invite for a game of backgammon at my place
 
Robert Jan said:
I guess I could invite for a game of backgammon at my place
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WTF? If I think they are ready to fuck me... I just ask "Are you ready to get out of here?" or something along those lines and nod my head towards the door.
 
Robert Jan said:
Wodin is bigger. Curling would think of some reason why wearing a fanny pack is a sin
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Not a sin other than looking like a fag. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a funny pack. Dang, I can't believe ya'll would think I looked that old.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Then I guess I'm a nasty, arrogan peson as I've walked away when guys have hit on me before. It makes me feel uncomfortable when guys hit on me actually. I get embarassed, I guess. Sometimes I just turn my head and pretend I don't speak English so I have no clue what they have said.

You are a good nerd, I think.
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Isn't it a lot less ruthless and a little more human to say, "not interested." That could normally be a really shy guy trying to break out of his shell and you just set him back a couple years.

There are ways to handle girls with that attitude as well. If I find a girl like that, I make it my goal to fuck them that night (consensual of course). I also make it my goal to bust a nut, not please them whatsoever, and never call them again. This usually knocks them down a peg.

Maybe it's because I used to be that shy guy that got rejected by girls, and this is a form of revenge :evil: Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're the worst person in the world, but you shouldn't try to make someone feel like shit because they're attracted to you...hell that's a fucking compliment.
 
Pretty healthy attitude there debaser.

So, shes a meanie for walking away from a proposal, but you justify your actions because some other girls in the past weren't nice to you?


About par for this board.
 
JerseyArt said:
Pretty healthy attitude there debaser.

So, shes a meanie for walking away from a proposal, but you justify your actions because some other girls in the past weren't nice to you?


About par for this board.
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No, but girls that think they have a right to treat others like shit simply because they look good need to be shown that they're really just insecure sluts.
 
that was awful, RJ.

coming across as a very negative person. washer/dryer music? why the hell are you there then? glasses that arent made out of glass? they hold the drink! its the type of place you went to! diluted beer? come on. i dont believe that beer is diluted in clubs.

heck not only are you coming across as negative, you dont sound like youre much fun, either. fussy, too.

theres a million ways to pick up girls, no need to talk about them here, but that one will only work if the girl really really wants you anyway, because, wow, it stinks.

sorry if that came out rough, LOL, but if some girl said something like that to me, id take a quick look at her arse to see if there was a pole sticking out
 
Debaser said:
No, but girls that think they have a right to treat others like shit simply because they look good need to be shown that they're really just insecure sluts.
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Hahahaha


Get ready for a shitstorm from all the women on this board, orb.
 
Debaser said:
There are ways to handle girls with that attitude as well. If I find a girl like that, I make it my goal to fuck them that night (consensual of course). I also make it my goal to bust a nut, not please them whatsoever, and never call them again. This usually knocks them down a peg.

Maybe it's because I used to be that shy guy that got rejected by girls, and this is a form of revenge :evil: Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're the worst person in the world, but you shouldn't try to make someone feel like shit because they're attracted to you...hell that's a fucking compliment.
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vindictive. malicious. predatory. pointless most of all.

fuck mate there are so many things wrong with what you said. sure you and other guys may have been rejected, but what do you want- the girl to comply, or to spend time letting you down softly, so that your ego isnt bruised? have you considered that some men make nuisances of themselves, and so behaving as you expect the girl to just leads to unwanted men hanging around longer?

then you make a point of picking them up AND being a bad lay? what kind of sicko are you? you actually get pleasure out of that? is your life an endless hate fuck? what are you trying to prove? to whom?

what a nasty, nasty bloke.

at the end of the day if a man conducts himself properly, he isnt going to get a bad reaction from a woman very often. if he does (heck i have) then just tell them down the line that they have a pretty fucked up attitude to be standing in a place where people socialise, and when they try to respond, cut them off and say look, its over, dont care, fuck off. end of story.

what a twisted way to be
 
Debaser said:
No, but girls that think they have a right to treat others like shit simply because they look good need to be shown that they're really just insecure sluts.
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Bor.

If you continue on planning to date them, it might be a good idea for you to learn to actually like women, at least a little.

Think about it
 
JerseyArt said:
Bor.

If you continue on planning to date them, it might be a good idea for you to learn to actually like women, at least a little.

Think about it
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Yep.
 
JerseyArt said:
Bor.

If you continue on planning to date them, it might be a good idea for you to learn to actually like women, at least a little.

Think about it
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I'm talking about a very specific breed of women.

I'm actually quite the gentleman.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
then just tell them down the line that they have a pretty fucked up attitude to be standing in a place where people socialise, and when they try to respond, cut them off and say look, its over, dont care, fuck off. end of story.
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See that's what I do. Except I say it with my cock. I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. I don't do this very much, because I don't really run into that kind of hateful bitch too often. It's basically like saying "Okay, you want to play stupid games, I'll play. I win." I think you're making this out to be a lot worse than it is, perhaps I made it sound a little too evil.
 
Debaser said:
See that's what I do. Except I say it with my cock. I'm just giving them a taste of their own medicine. I don't do this very much, because I don't really run into that kind of hateful bitch too often. It's basically like saying "Okay, you want to play stupid games, I'll play. I win." I think you're making this out to be a lot worse than it is, perhaps I made it sound a little too evil.
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you assume that its a taste of their own medicine. besides which, its just a fucked up way to be. letting spite affect your sex life is just fucked.

you know, two wrongs dont make a right and all that rot..
 
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