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Worst sex tease you ever experienced?

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How would you describe it...? Basically the worst tease you have ever had done to you...?

crak600 said:
like taking a guy's pants off, telling him you're going to swallow him whole, then going into the other room to watch TV.
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Back in the day I had this chick that gave great bjs (perfect action on the nuts even) but did not want to "finish" in her mouth... so at the last moment she would pull my shirt over it or grab something like a blanket or an article of clothing and try to catch it with that...

It scarred me for some time... I was unable to cum from bjs from that shit for like 2 years....
 
Getting road head for about one second...and then the girl saying, "I can't do this, I'm going to make you crash into something."



So she stopped and acted like nothing had even started, leaving me unzippered and frustrated.
 
Was out dancing one night. One comes up to me and starts dancing very close to me. Then starts to undo my fly and plays with my dick. I'm all hard and frustrated because we can't do anything on the dance floor. See's that the boyfriend is coming over, puts me back in my pants then leaves the club with said boyfriend.

I was pissed.
 
I was at this hot club, chicks all over the place, scantily clad. So anyway, I spot me a girl on the dance floor, about 5'6", dark dark skin, dark br eyes, sexy long legs in a short short skirt, tight stomach showing with her cleavage makin me mad hot. She notices me and we exchange fuck-me glances. You know what she did? After about 10 minutes of this, she walks over nice and slow, reaches down for my hand with her silky smooth skin touching mine and knees me in the nuts!! I tucked my penis back into my pants, zippered up, and walked home. what a tease!






seriously tho- probably being handcuffed to the bed with a girl that definitely knew how to tease. good shit.
 
crak600 said:
Becoming - i think we dated the same girl.........
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If her initials were K.T. then yes- otherwise I think it may be a common thing (though I only encountered one chick like that)

LOL at stringbean...

DC- so the dude played with your crank and then left with your boyfriend? I think he knew something you didn't know...
 
KillahBee said:
I was at this hot club, chicks all over the place, scantily clad. So anyway, I spot me a girl on the dance floor, about 5'6", dark dark skin, dark br eyes, sexy long legs in a short short skirt, tight stomach showing with her cleavage makin me mad hot. She notices me and we exchange fuck-me glances. You know what she did? After about 10 minutes of this, she walks over nice and slow, reaches down for my hand with her silky smooth skin touching mine and knees me in the nuts!! I tucked my penis back into my pants, zippered up, and walked home. what a tease!
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:worried:



Sorry to hear that.
 
Becoming said:
How would you describe it...? Basically the worst tease you have ever had done to you...?
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This guy telling me that he is going into the priesthood (no names mentioned)
after teasing me for days...
what a mindf*** that was- albeit quite intense! :mix:
 
Becoming said:
If her initials were K.T. then yes- otherwise I think it may be a common thing (though I only encountered one chick like that)

LOL at stringbean...

DC- so the dude played with your crank and then left with your boyfriend? I think he knew something you didn't know...
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no, he left with his boyfriend. We danced for 30 minutes like that, and I was so ready to blow.

God, blue balls hurt!
 
(while makin' out..)

"um...uh..okay, well i gotta go. I have to wake up in the morning..um...."

(while sitting there pants almost off).

I don't need the bullshit. I get more enjoyment out of my guitar and xbox nowadays.
 
Not sexual but I`ll throw this story in here...

At the beach, my bro and I were in a diner type place for breakfast minding our own business after a night of crazy drinking. You know those multiple nights at the beach where you drink every night and are just zombies the next morning at breakfast...

These 2 girls at the next table say, "Hey guys, We`re not with them" and they point to the 2 guys they`re sitting with at the table. lol

"OK that`s good" we say. Seriously we just want to barely eat breakfast without puking at this point. I mean they`re with guys, we just were`nt gonna start any verbals.

So realising we were`nt doing anything, they said again "they`re our cousins"

OK ... They were wearing Playboy stockings high heels, big hair (this was late 80`s) they looked very fake and slutty. Definately just got in from the night before.

"We`re roomates, do you wanna hang out?" Call us and we`ll party." So, now we`re only human,So we say "Sure give us your number". We did`nt even talk to them the whole time at breakfast. Then everybody went their seperate ways.

The whole summer pretty much goes by and we`re at the beach again one day, we call the girls from a payphone on the board walk. "Hello, BATH HOUSE" someone answers. lol They gave us a phone number to the beach Bath house. lol I called again and the dude says, "Bro you got pranked man" lol Some girly gave you the wrong number dude" lol (because I was asking for the two girl`s names.)

That`s the story IMO It`s not really funny because it was such a lame way to go about doing it. They went overboard to talk to us just to make the prank work. THEY approached US. We waited 2 months to call, it was just stupid.
 
BileStew said:
GL, where did you meet these 2, Montego Bay or Djais in Belmar for brunch?

haha
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Seaside Heights.

I don`t wanna hear it...So don`t bother with "Sleaze side"... It was fun at one point.
 
gonelifting said:
Seaside Heights.

I don`t wanna hear it...So don`t bother with "Sleaze side"... It was fun at one point.
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I know, it wasn't bad at one point. Now, it's a complete dump. They still have the pizza place at the end of the boardwalk that sold slices that were as big as whole pies?
 
BileStew said:
I know, it wasn't bad at one point. Now, it's a complete dump. They still have the pizza place at the end of the boardwalk that sold slices that were as big as whole pies?
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We called em kites. lol

lol I would lose 10 pounds every time I came back from the beach. My diet was shit those days.
 
Get a call @ 2:30 in the morning just finshing up work at the bar 'friend' says "want to come over when your done work and talk." Me sure thinking talk is code for something else. Get there are 2:45 have a drink do a few bumps chit chat. More bumps more chit chat. Around 5 a.m I am like wtf when is the talkin going to be over. Finally I am like so are we going to??? Friend "no all I wanted to was talk!" OH SNAP! Booked it about 15 minutes later.
 
gonelifting said:
We called em kites. lol

lol I would lose 10 pounds every time I came back from the beach. My diet was shit those days.
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That place and Midway were great 3am food "social gather places".

Also, I was a preferred member at the *All you can eat pasta joint* at the north end of the boardwalk!
 
BileStew said:
That place and Midway were great 3am food "social gather places".

Also, I was a preferred member at the *All you can eat pasta joint* at the north end of the boardwalk!
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Wow, I can`t believe you went from there all the way to, At the center of 33° 22' N 64° 41' W and 18° 29' N 66° 07' W and 25° 46' N 80° 12' W
 
gonelifting said:
Wow, I can`t believe you went from there all the way to, At the center of 33° 22' N 64° 41' W and 18° 29' N 66° 07' W and 25° 46' N 80° 12' W
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Dude, I'm quick! Grab a slice and back to the land of longitude and latitude.

And no comments about "quick".... *you know who*!!!
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Get a call @ 2:30 in the morning just finshing up work at the bar 'friend' says "want to come over when your done work and talk." Me sure thinking talk is code for something else. Get there are 2:45 have a drink do a few bumps chit chat. More bumps more chit chat. Around 5 a.m I am like wtf when is the talkin going to be over. Finally I am like so are we going to??? Friend "no all I wanted to was talk!" OH SNAP! Booked it about 15 minutes later.
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That's just wrong..
 
her legs open.. me just one inch away from..you know.. and she pushing away me and saying "no.. we musn't.. come to my position.. it's not right.."
some girls just like to torture us
 
Indifferent said:
her legs open.. me just one inch away from..you know.. and she pushing away me and saying "no.. we musn't.. come to my position.. it's not right.."
some girls just like to torture us
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Well- some men can be just as intense tease as well :rolleyes:
 
oops!
 
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The best way to tease a girl is to slowly slide it in just a little, then pull it out and do it all over again, inching further and further in each time.
 
Becoming said:
If her initials were K.T. then yes- otherwise I think it may be a common thing (though I only encountered one chick like that)

LOL at stringbean...

DC- so the dude played with your crank and then left with your boyfriend? I think he knew something you didn't know...
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i did date a girl that went by KT, but she didn't even play the skin flute.

the one i dealt with was HMK, went by her middle name as she hated her first name. she could give a good BJ, but she pulled that trick constantly. frustrating as hell.

i guess it's good that we havn't shared chicks bro. we can both be thankful for that.
 
crak600 said:
i did date a girl that went by KT, but she didn't even play the skin flute.
i guess it's good that we havn't shared chicks bro. we can both be thankful for that.
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why is "sharin chicks so bad??? ;)
 
the first girl I was with had a coochie that got so wet after less than 60 seconds it was like putting your thingy in a bowl of warm water.
 
d3track said:
when she got on top of me and said 'fuck me hard'

i hate those friggin games
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Its funny how we're usually expected to put the effort in no matter what the situation. I'd like for once to sit back and enjoy!!!
 
Becoming said:
How would you describe it...? Basically the worst tease you have ever had done to you...?


Back in the day I had this chick that gave great bjs (perfect action on the nuts even) but did not want to "finish" in her mouth... so at the last moment she would pull my shirt over it or grab something like a blanket or an article of clothing and try to catch it with that...

It scarred me for some time... I was unable to cum from bjs from that shit for like 2 years....
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My Ex would stop half way thru the bj, straddle me and literally slam herself down on it, damn near broke it once, hated that shit
 
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