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Worst sex tease you ever experienced?

(while makin' out..)

"um...uh..okay, well i gotta go. I have to wake up in the morning..um...."

(while sitting there pants almost off).

I don't need the bullshit. I get more enjoyment out of my guitar and xbox nowadays.
 
Not sexual but I`ll throw this story in here...

At the beach, my bro and I were in a diner type place for breakfast minding our own business after a night of crazy drinking. You know those multiple nights at the beach where you drink every night and are just zombies the next morning at breakfast...

These 2 girls at the next table say, "Hey guys, We`re not with them" and they point to the 2 guys they`re sitting with at the table. lol

"OK that`s good" we say. Seriously we just want to barely eat breakfast without puking at this point. I mean they`re with guys, we just were`nt gonna start any verbals.

So realising we were`nt doing anything, they said again "they`re our cousins"

OK ... They were wearing Playboy stockings high heels, big hair (this was late 80`s) they looked very fake and slutty. Definately just got in from the night before.

"We`re roomates, do you wanna hang out?" Call us and we`ll party." So, now we`re only human,So we say "Sure give us your number". We did`nt even talk to them the whole time at breakfast. Then everybody went their seperate ways.

The whole summer pretty much goes by and we`re at the beach again one day, we call the girls from a payphone on the board walk. "Hello, BATH HOUSE" someone answers. lol They gave us a phone number to the beach Bath house. lol I called again and the dude says, "Bro you got pranked man" lol Some girly gave you the wrong number dude" lol (because I was asking for the two girl`s names.)

That`s the story IMO It`s not really funny because it was such a lame way to go about doing it. They went overboard to talk to us just to make the prank work. THEY approached US. We waited 2 months to call, it was just stupid.
 
BileStew said:
GL, where did you meet these 2, Montego Bay or Djais in Belmar for brunch?

haha


Seaside Heights.

I don`t wanna hear it...So don`t bother with "Sleaze side"... It was fun at one point.
 
gonelifting said:
Seaside Heights.

I don`t wanna hear it...So don`t bother with "Sleaze side"... It was fun at one point.

I know, it wasn't bad at one point. Now, it's a complete dump. They still have the pizza place at the end of the boardwalk that sold slices that were as big as whole pies?
 
BileStew said:
I know, it wasn't bad at one point. Now, it's a complete dump. They still have the pizza place at the end of the boardwalk that sold slices that were as big as whole pies?


We called em kites. lol

lol I would lose 10 pounds every time I came back from the beach. My diet was shit those days.
 
Get a call @ 2:30 in the morning just finshing up work at the bar 'friend' says "want to come over when your done work and talk." Me sure thinking talk is code for something else. Get there are 2:45 have a drink do a few bumps chit chat. More bumps more chit chat. Around 5 a.m I am like wtf when is the talkin going to be over. Finally I am like so are we going to??? Friend "no all I wanted to was talk!" OH SNAP! Booked it about 15 minutes later.
 
gonelifting said:
We called em kites. lol

lol I would lose 10 pounds every time I came back from the beach. My diet was shit those days.

That place and Midway were great 3am food "social gather places".

Also, I was a preferred member at the *All you can eat pasta joint* at the north end of the boardwalk!
 
BileStew said:
That place and Midway were great 3am food "social gather places".

Also, I was a preferred member at the *All you can eat pasta joint* at the north end of the boardwalk!



Wow, I can`t believe you went from there all the way to, At the center of 33° 22' N 64° 41' W and 18° 29' N 66° 07' W and 25° 46' N 80° 12' W
 
gonelifting said:
Wow, I can`t believe you went from there all the way to, At the center of 33° 22' N 64° 41' W and 18° 29' N 66° 07' W and 25° 46' N 80° 12' W

Dude, I'm quick! Grab a slice and back to the land of longitude and latitude.

And no comments about "quick".... *you know who*!!!
 
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