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Worst pick up lines ever!

spin721

spin721

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Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.
 
Hey, just dump a glass of water on her head then ask her if she would like to go back to your place to get out of those wet close...


Sad part is I have actually had my friend do this to a girl and it worked... WOW she must have been a whore....

Wish I had the balls to try it ...
 
aysh, I have heard my share!

"hey baby, you have the cutest toes I have ever seen"

"Are you a doll that came to life?"

one of the best-

"would you like to sample a huge cock" ah, not yours loser!
 
Rather then the pickup lines, I like to hear the crappy responses to them.

One that I remember is when my wife and I were with her friend and were waiting for her husband. Some guy came by and uttered something to my wife's friend that I couldn't hear, but then pulled out baby photos of her three children and said that she was expecting a fourth (due March). I've never seen people run away so fast...
 
I heard one awhile back that stuck with me because it fucking worked.

"Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

Can't believe that shit worked.
 
this worked but it was at spring break my goal was to find a girl that fell for the worst line
giirl walks up and asked me what was wrong.
i said, i was lost
.she was like, well maybe i can help you .
i said sure , show me the way back to your room.....

so sad did i fuck her no but by my own choice i figured if she fell for that everyone in the world had hit it
 
Saw my grandfather pull this one on a waitress:

Him: What's the difference between sex and Cheerios?

Her: I don't know

Him: Sleep with me and I'll make you breakfast.

Dirty old man.
 
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Who's your friend?"

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

and 1 good one
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
 
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

"Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"

The ultimate...
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
 
the funniest line ever was by a drunk roomie in college, he used this quite often, and I quote:

"hey bitch, you owe it to your pussy to fuck me!"

Everytime but one he got slapped or nearly got in a fight. We all thought it was the funniest thing ever!! There was one dirty, fat whore that did go home with him after that line. And when the line didnt work, he would just strip and run naked down the street in nothing but a pair of cowboy boots while drinking a beer!!
 
i think it has little to do with the actual words being said as it does with 1) the way the person saying it says it (tone,intonation & mainly body language), & 2) if the girl is attracted to the guy saying the words' smile/appearance.
 
Thank's Msbev, i'm gonna steal that one for when i'm drunk and don't mind being bitchslapped. Hehehe How bout this one: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Then lets do lunch sometime.
 
MikeinDaytona said:
Thank's Msbev, i'm gonna steal that one for when i'm drunk and don't mind being bitchslapped. Hehehe How bout this one: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Then lets do lunch sometime.
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good one Mike :)

heres another-

"How about we play Titanic, I say Iceberg and you go down!!!"
 
Snypr said:
Now that's some funny shit
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Its pretty ace but most bitches are dumb and don't even know wtf chloroform is. So its totally wasted on them. Unless you really want to kidnap them..
 
can i buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?
is that a mirror in your pockes cause i can see myself in your pants.
hey babe i'm right here, everything you've been wanting is right here.
 
worst pickup line:

let me stick my big dick in your little cunt u hot bitch


BUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
WORSTS--- Anything sappy and gay.

But these ones are bad, more fun than anything, but actually work sometimes..

Stare at her until she goes "What?". Then reply "You look like a hooker I knew from Fresno."

"Yeah, it's big, and if you pet it it spits."

My friend uses this one all the time religiously, It never works tho, but it's funny seeing him try to throw down with peoples boyfriends "Hey slut I love you!"
 
are you comfortable sat there, are you shure you don't wanna sit on something else.
How to aproach good looking group of women - would any of you loveley bitches like to talk with a nice guy.
Excuse me what do farmers grow in fields, woman replies huh ? man says turnips and twists her nipples.
 
spin721 said:
Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.
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How about just going up to the girl and saying, "Hey wanna fuck?" Get's it out of the way...short and sweet...straight to the point! ;)
 
True Milf, but this is about worst pick up lines, maybe someone should start a new thread for good pick up lines ;)
 
Baby, if beauty were dog food, you would be a 50 lb. bag

Best pick up line from a girl. "Hey you, stick it in me."
 
Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven? I sense a fire between your legs, I can give it a good hosing.
 
spin721 said:
Man, I was with this girl last night and this guy came up to one of her friends and used the SORRIEST pick up line I have ever heard.....

"Hey Baby, your name must be Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be."

Some garbage like that....it was so SAD. The girl told him that he would be better off renting a movie, like "Home Alone".

Some guys just don't get it. I think he thought he was cool wearing his khaki pants and all that $#!*.
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whatever his intentions were, the fact are that it takes bravery and self-confidence, to even think to talk to a girl. I know some of you guys think you are slick rick or whatnot. When you do find the girl that you find attractive your persona changes ... if not, then I guess you don't know what it feels to be nervous.

Yes, it was ' sad' pick upline. but im sure pickuplines aren't there to assure you have sex or a blow job (maybe?) i'm pretty sure it will break the ice..
 
Hard-Bitten said:
whatever his intentions were, the fact are that it takes bravery and self-confidence, to even think to talk to a girl. I know some of you guys think you are slick rick or whatnot. When you do find the girl that you find attractive your persona changes ... if not, then I guess you don't know what it feels to be nervous.

Yes, it was ' sad' pick upline. but im sure pickuplines aren't there to assure you have sex or a blow job (maybe?) i'm pretty sure it will break the ice..
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WRONG for several reasons.

A) being "nervous" is not a disease. it is an emotion and a state of mind that can be controlled with practice and some mental strength. Many of the world's greatest public speakers were nervous the first time they spoke to a group, but now it is second nature to them.

B) while the immediate goal of a pickup line is typically to break the ice or to enter the set in a comfortable manner, it is not simply an icebreaker. An attractive girl gets hit on constantly and will eventually grow impervious to the "typical" approaches most guys have, which includes cheesy pickup lines. You have to come in with something different, something fun, something that will make her want you to stay and continue.
 
KillahBee said:
WRONG for several reasons.

A) being "nervous" is not a disease. it is an emotion and a state of mind that can be controlled with practice and some mental strength. Many of the world's greatest public speakers were nervous the first time they spoke to a group, but now it is second nature to them.

B) while the immediate goal of a pickup line is typically to break the ice or to enter the set in a comfortable manner, it is not simply an icebreaker. An attractive girl gets hit on constantly and will eventually grow impervious to the "typical" approaches most guys have, which includes cheesy pickup lines. You have to come in with something different, something fun, something that will make her want you to stay and continue.
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A) Agreed. I have never said that it wasn't cure, though public speaking is one of the top phobias people have. I was stating that fact, don't be asshole/bitch to the person who trying to strike a conversation with you.

B) Hey, this for myself.. cheesy pickup lines are one of the best way to break the ice. Sometime, being to slick sound to planned :/
 
Hard-Bitten said:
A) Agreed. I have never said that it wasn't cure, though public speaking is one of the top phobias people have. I was stating that fact, don't be asshole/bitch to the person who trying to strike a conversation with you.

B) Hey, this for myself.. cheesy pickup lines are one of the best way to break the ice. Sometime, being to slick sound to planned :/
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A) in a perfect world, this would be ideal (the girl not being a bitch). but very attractive women get hit on constantly and eventually develop a bitch shield mechanism to weed out the asshole guys and the weaker ones as well. can't really blame em.

B) to each his/her own. I guess if the guy has really good game or the girl is open to those types of interactions cheesy lines can work *sometimes*. But I wouldn't put my money on it working most of the time.
 
KillahBee said:
A) in a perfect world, this would be ideal (the girl not being a bitch). but very attractive women get hit on constantly and eventually develop a bitch shield mechanism to weed out the asshole guys and the weaker ones as well. can't really blame em.

B) to each his/her own. I guess if the guy has really good game or the girl is open to those types of interactions cheesy lines can work *sometimes*. But I wouldn't put my money on it working most of the time.
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A) I don't necessarily called it the ' bitch' shield. I think they just don't want to waste each there own time. So, they develop a very short and simple conversation. And for those girls who established that bitch attitude need some cock smack across their face. I just don't see the point being rude to the person who thinks you're attractive or for whatever reason. There are nicer way of saying you are not interested, but if the person is forceful and obnoxiously ass then by all mean girls..LET THAT FUCK HAVE IT.
 
longhorn814 said:
the funniest line ever was by a drunk roomie in college, he used this quite often, and I quote:

"hey bitch, you owe it to your pussy to fuck me!"

Everytime but one he got slapped or nearly got in a fight. We all thought it was the funniest thing ever!! There was one dirty, fat whore that did go home with him after that line. And when the line didnt work, he would just strip and run naked down the street in nothing but a pair of cowboy boots while drinking a beer!!
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Gotta be texas.
 
" i'm not really this tall, i'm standing on my wallet. " works in cali.. ha ha

one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good go dance so i can holler at your friend "

roses are red, violets are blue, i like pizza, wanna fuck?
 
dolf215 said:
" i'm not really this tall, i'm standing on my wallet. " works in cali.. ha ha

one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good go dance so i can holler at your friend "

roses are red, violets are blue, i like pizza, wanna fuck?
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i hate the first one and last one. The first sounds trying to hard to be witty.
and the last one is just plain stupid, not worst.
 
Hard-Bitten said:
i hate the first one and last one. The first sounds trying to hard to be witty.
and the last one is just plain stupid, not worst.
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well the first one my best friend from florida used while he was visiting me in cali. he is witty, but comes up with some off the wall stuff. the second a dj in cali for channel 93.3 said on the air, and the third was actually used on one of my friends here. i personally dont use pick up lines, and agree with you they are stupid.
 
dolf215 said:
well the first one my best friend from florida used while he was visiting me in cali. he is witty, but comes up with some off the wall stuff. the second a dj in cali for channel 93.3 said on the air, and the third was actually used on one of my friends here. i personally dont use pick up lines, and agree with you they are stupid.
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Haha, you gotta love a person who is witty. I don't really think pickup lines are stupid... they are just a chance to break the ice.. like adam sandler said in 'big daddy' .." Initiating a conversation to a girl is only half the battle"
 
dolf215 said:
one hot chick and the ugly friend..

to the ugly friend. " do you like to dance? " she says " yes" tell her " good. go dance so i can holler at your friend "
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bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

thats hilarious - won't work THAT NIGHT, but the cute girl will remember it and if you see her again without her fat ugly friend you're in.

olollooololoolo
 
wootool said:
bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

thats hilarious - won't work THAT NIGHT, but the cute girl will remember it and if you see her again without her fat ugly friend you're in.

olollooololoolo
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or you could say, do you want a beer? if she says yes say, grab me one while your at it. my friends actually say things like this. it's hilarious.
 
what's the old stand by "Nice pants I can see myself in them"...Or my fav "nice tits want to fuck?" or "If I told you had nice body would you hold it against me?" works in the gym a lot with the MILF crowd LOL
 
when in doubt a porker will do or was it fat chicks need love to either way it's still funny! I have to say not many sites would allow this type of thread but I got to say EF is the shit! it's the Gift that just keeps on giving, And the rest of you meat heads are just to freaking funny for words!!!
 
thses are fucking hilarious...iim laughing in class right now...there all looking at me like wtf

"if all the girls in the world were as beautiful as u...there would be no more wars left...bc all the men would be happy"
 
Not sure if this has been said but when you see a chick with nice big tits hanging out say oh i love that necklace when there not wearing one.
 
"Wanna Sit On My Face? You'll Never Go Back To Chairs"

A dirty old man said this about a hot girl that was walking by him, lol.
 
A little female perspective...the worst line ever used on me was: You have peanut butter legs, brown, smooth and easy to spread.

The worst line I ever heard: (used on a friend) Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Both crude, and neither worked. Basically the line means little to most ladies, it is the person presenting the line.

RD:devil:
 
Big_BK said:
Not sure if this has been said but when you see a chick with nice big tits hanging out say oh i love that necklace when there not wearing one.
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My eightteen year old son, motions to some random girl after a football game with his finger to come here. She walks over to him and he says if I can make you come with my finger, think about what I can do with my dick. She gives him her number, he smiles at me and goes into the locker room. Lil Bastard
 
Damn baby, do you wash your clothes with windex?

Her: No, why?

Becuase I can see myself in them


" See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. "


I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Hey baby come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

I have skittles in my mouth... want to taste the rainbow?

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

Are you jamaican? cause you ja'makin me crazy


god...seriously.










best pick up line: Hello.
 
funniest line ever delivered in my direction ..

" I know your cherries gone, but can I have the box it came in?"

I think they can be pretty funny icebreakers..
 
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