OMG. WTF. GHQ. (Get Help Quick)
I don't even know how to describe it. But I was going to shoot in glutes this morning. Something I normally don't do. Last time about a year and half ago.
Draw up. Swab site with alcohol pad. Bring needle around. And
I mean seriously. Me --->
It was like a gasoline soaked jellyfish tentacle wrapped shards of broken glass electric live wire had just touched my ass.
Now get this... I had not even broken the surface of the skin with the needle yet. WTF? It wasn't like I was going in wrong, I wasn't going in AT ALL. I was in such intense pain this wasn't funny. I simply touched my skin - didn't break it, not a drop of blood present - and it went bazooka crazy on me.
So I did what any rational person would do. I cried. Well not really. But I snorted a Valium.
So I get this bright idea of "hey, why not use the OTHER GLUTE?" Real brainstorm right here. Don't try this at home kiddos.
I bring the needle around to the other glute. SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED. wtf??????? Crippling pain without even breaking the skin. My first thought was that maybe the lab got their EO mixed up with battery acid adn that was what I was shooting. But I stuck it in my shoulder and had no pain, no problem, nothing. It wasn't the gear. It was MY ASS. Literally.
Anyone else ever have this happen? Fucking bizarre as hell.
I don't even know how to describe it. But I was going to shoot in glutes this morning. Something I normally don't do. Last time about a year and half ago.
Draw up. Swab site with alcohol pad. Bring needle around. And

I mean seriously. Me --->

It was like a gasoline soaked jellyfish tentacle wrapped shards of broken glass electric live wire had just touched my ass.
Now get this... I had not even broken the surface of the skin with the needle yet. WTF? It wasn't like I was going in wrong, I wasn't going in AT ALL. I was in such intense pain this wasn't funny. I simply touched my skin - didn't break it, not a drop of blood present - and it went bazooka crazy on me.
So I did what any rational person would do. I cried. Well not really. But I snorted a Valium.
So I get this bright idea of "hey, why not use the OTHER GLUTE?" Real brainstorm right here. Don't try this at home kiddos.
I bring the needle around to the other glute. SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED. wtf??????? Crippling pain without even breaking the skin. My first thought was that maybe the lab got their EO mixed up with battery acid adn that was what I was shooting. But I stuck it in my shoulder and had no pain, no problem, nothing. It wasn't the gear. It was MY ASS. Literally.
Anyone else ever have this happen? Fucking bizarre as hell.

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