walk to the nearest exit and find a woman that will be there for your pleasure only, that will do her duty of swallowing your load while you have the remote in one hand and a cold one (or her hair) in the other hand.
No problem if you like fat ugly women with no self-esteem. Just curious, is that the type of woman you'd want to be the mother of little hamstershavers?
But you have to be nice to the kitty in order to have it...and licking is part of being nice...Don't think your ball sweat smells good when it is right in your girls face....balls are stinky nasty and jizz taste like chlorine but we cowboy up and do our part.......so get licking